-->''Hey, I'm Jeanette. I'm starting this blog because what the hell, the world needs more awesome and I am that.''\\
- [[http://jeanetteisalive.blogspot.com/2010/12/hello-world.html Jeanette's first post]]

[[http://jeanetteisalive.blogspot.com/ Jeanette Cotton]] lives in a moderately sized city in the midwest. Her best friend is Tara Tillinghast and both are set to graduate high school pretty soon.

And then something strange happens. At a slumber party, one of the students breaks down about being stalked by 'HIM' and that HE is right outside. Jeanette goes to get rid of him...and meets [[HumanoidAbomination something]] with a [[SlasherSmile smile wider than his face]] and eyes that are "[[BlackEyesOfEvil wrong]]." Something she calls the [[TheAdjectivalMan Smiling Man]].

Soon, things go from bad to worse and Jeanette goes on the hunt: wherever the Smiling Man goes, she will follow, she will find him, and she will ''kill'' him.

If only he would stay dead...


''The Jeannette Experience'' is a blog written by [[Roleplay/DangerTime GraciousVictory]]. It was not originally set in Franchise/TheFearMythos, but was later [[CanonImmigrant incorporated]] into it. It is known for its snarky dialogue, twisty plot, and badass characters.

The original blog is [[http://jeanetteisalive.blogspot.com/ here]], while other characters in the story have the blogs [[http://halfemptyseer.blogspot.com/ Runneth Over]] and [[http://aceknighttenking.blogspot.com/ Ace/King/Knight/Ten]].
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!!Tropes

%%* ActionGirl: Jeanette.
* AnachronicOrder: The beginning of the blog is straightforward, but then it skips from January to June. Jeanette slowly gives the posts from what happened between those months while also providing information about what she's doing now.
%%* BlindSeer: Penny Balisong's whole schtick.
* BuxomBeautyStandard: From [[http://halfemptyseer.blogspot.com/2011/11/ha.html this post]] from Chelsea:
-->ALSO I AM THANKFUL FOR JEANETTE'S AMAZING RACK
-->SERIOUSLY IT'S LIKE GOD KNEW SHE WOULD BE THIS TOMBOY GOTH COWBOY AND SAID, "LET THERE BE TITS" AND THEY WERE GOOD.
* CanonImmigrant: The blog started independent of the Fear Mythos, but has been integrated into the world.
%%* ChessMotifs: [[spoiler:Penny Balisong]] is fond of these.
%%* ClusterFBomb: Jeanette is fond of these.
* EyeScream: [[spoiler:Vanessa]] has her eyes burned out of their sockets by the Smiling Man and later [[spoiler:Jeanette's]] right eye is destroyed by him as well. (Not to mention Penny going blind due to him.)
* EyepatchOfPower: [[spoiler:Jeanette]] ends up wearing one due to the Smiling Man.
* GoneHorriblyRight: [[spoiler:The Smiling Man was brought about by a conscious attempt to make something like the Slender Man. It works a bit too well as far as [[GoMadFromTheRevelation some of its creators are concerned]].]]
* HandicappedBadass: Penny Balisong. Blind, yet badass.
* HumanoidAbomination: The Smiling Man. And, more recently, [[spoiler:the Things With Dead Eyes That Used to Be Men.]]
* IronicEcho: "[[BadassBoast As Long]] [[TitleDrop As I]] [[DespairEventHorizon Am]] [[YouCantFightFate Alive]]"
* LemonyNarrator: Jeanette occasionally makes fun of her younger self's writing (calling it "too teenagery"). Keep in mind that this is her younger self by ''half a year''.
* MeaningfulName: Penny ''Balisong'' deliberately chose her name (although her sister doesn't care either way what name people call her).
%%* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: [[spoiler:Penny Balisong]]
* SealedEvilInACan: [[spoiler:The Smiling Man was supposedly stuck in Penny's mind before she let him loose. She tries to prevent this happening again with "King," but fails.]]
%%* SirSwearsalot: Guess.
* SlasherSmile: The Smiling Man's smile is [[HumanoidAbomination wider than his face.]]
* TarotMotifs: Jeanette is referred to as the Queen of Swords more than once. There's also the Jack of Thorns. [[spoiler:Also the Queen of Cups and all of [[http://halfemptyseer.blogspot.com Penny Balisong's]] entries.]]
** This extends to the more antagonistic characters [[http://aceknighttenking.blogspot.com/ Ace/King/Ten/King]].
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