''Epic Storytime'' refers to the series of [[StoryWithinAStory Stories Within a Story]] from ''Blog/{{Bronyism}}''.

"[[StarWars Lord Bane]]" and sidekick Harrison have both turned [[TheStoryteller Storytelling]] into a regular hobby. These tales can range from general horror stories to "Awkward moments" and from Crack Fics to [[ImageBoards green-text]] stories, and everything inbetween. Zane releases his on his tag page while Harrison has his own page titled Epic Storytime when he writes for his own fans.

Regulars on the cast include:

* '''Zane''': A "badass, rugged mofo" who doesn't play by society's (or physics, for that matter) rules. Well, not actually. Zane sub-universe is often a child with unusual or superhuman abilities who is set off by the smallest of thing where he then going out on a [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge Roaring Rampage of ]][[DisproportionateRetribution Revenge]]. Either that, or he just does what he does ForTheEvulz.
* '''Harrison''':
* '''Zane's little brother''': A perpetual ChewToy to his older brother.

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!!This series contains examples of:
* AbnormalLimbRotationRange: Zane turned his head 90 to face his dad.
* AbusiveParents: Zane's mother beat him when he did not change his baby-sister's diaper.
* AntiVillain: Harrison.
* TheAlcoholic: Harrison and Satan, who became drinking-buddies after college.
* AxCrazy: Both of them.
* BiggusDickus: Harrison formed an impenetrable bodysuit out of his.... thing, during his counter-attack on the French.
* BlackComedy/ SurrealHumor: [[RuleOfFunny Pretty much runs on this]].
* BloodKnight
* BloodyHilarious: Deconstructed and Inverted, in a way, by using this trope as the intention but being played out in a serious manner.
* BodyHorror: Zane made a [[HalfHumanHybrid half-human/horse hybrid]] out of his little brother.
* CharlesAtlasSuperpower: Harrison picked up and threw a motorcycle as if it was a mere football.
* ChewToy: Zane's little brother.
* CombatPragmatist
* DeconstructiveParody/ TakeThat: "Awkward moments".
* DepravedBisexual: Zane.
** AnythingThatMoves
* DisproportionateRetribution: Harrison ''destroyed'' a kid who farted while he was trying to do his classwork.
** In the same story, he also stapled a GameBoy to the face of a Game Stop employee when he told him they did not have SuperSmashBrosMelee.
** The premise of every "Awkward moment".
* DontGoInTheWoods: The 10/5/12 episode.
* GenuineHumanHide: Zane applied for a job at McDonalds wearing this.
* GroinAttack: How Harrison had fended off a number of France's troops.
* HairTriggerTemper
* HeroicComedicSociopath
* ImprobableAge: Harrison graduated college some years before the "French Attacks" story took place and it is revealed that he is only ''eight'' years old by the end.
* KarmaHoudini
* LifeOfTheParty: {{Satan}}.
* MoodWhiplash: At least once every paragraph.
* NoNameGiven: "Zane's little brother" is all he's ever known by.
* PsychopathicManchild: Averted when they're ''actual'' children in the stories.
* TheyKilledKenny: Zane's family usually gets killed off in one installment and come back for the next.
** Zane justifies this, as he claims to have "resurrection powers".
* SanitySlippage: Happens to a man tripped in a deep hole with his beloved wife who then eats her after turning AxCrazy.
* ShmuckBait: Accepting ANY of the offers Zane gives at the end of his "Awkward moments".
* TheStoner: Satan again.
* TheUnfettered
* VillainProtagonist
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: Harrison used powers like these to morph into a bat and freak out his friend.
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