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[[caption-width-right:236: The Doctor is out[[note]]And he needs someone more than anything. -Jack[[/note]].]]
->''"You like that, don't you? Watching me throw myself on the line for your own amusements?"''
-->--'''The Doctor'''

One of the most (in)famous Blog/AskAPony blogs on tumblr. Written and drawn by [[http://jitterbugjive.tumblr.com/ Jitterbug Jive]], ''Discorded Whooves'' follows the adventures of everyone's favorite [[Series/DoctorWho Time Lord]]-[[IntercontinuityCrossover turned]]-[[Series/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic pony]], the Doctor, after having been [[MindRape discorded]], leaving him a sarcastic, womanizing, alcoholic, [[spoiler:physically abusive]] asshole. [[spoiler:[[CharacterDevelopment At least at first]].]]

As well as ''[[http://askdiscordwhooves.tumblr.com/ Ask Discord Whooves]]'' itself, the story has since grown to include many other blogs (of varying quality) told from alternate [=POVs=] that intersect with the main story, as well as several AlternateUniverse blogs.

These include:

* ''[[http://askthetimemaster.tumblr.com/ Ask the Time Master]]'' - A blog starring this universe's Master, which also provides a lot of backstory and worldbuilding for the pony universe.
* ''[[http://lovestruck-derpy.tumblr.com/ Ask Lovestruck Derpy]]'' - A prequel about Derpy and the Doctor's adventures together before their encounter with Discord.
* ''[[http://torchwoodv.tumblr.com/ Torchwood V]]'' - A blog starring this universe's Torchwood team and Captain Jack, [[spoiler:following on from after the Doctor shot him]].
* ''[[http://askmisstwilightsparkle.tumblr.com/ Ask Miss Twilight Sparkle]]'' - A somewhat grimdark blog starring this universe's Twilight Sparkle, who is also the discorded Doctor's lover.
* ''[[http://ask-minuette.tumblr.com/ Ask Minuette]]'' - A blog starring a mysterious mare from the Doctor's past ([[DeadFic hasn't had a real update in over a year]]).
* ''[[http://askdaleksha.tumblr.com/ Ask Dalek Sha]]'' - A blog starring a strange dalek who shows up in the ''Discorded Whooves'' universe from time to time.
* ''[[http://doctorrorschach.tumblr.com/ Doctor Rorschach]]'' - A blog for the Doctor's therapist, who also has sessions with Derpy and the Master.
* ''[[http://theperrydocs.tumblr.com/ The Perry Doctor]]'' - A blog starring "Perry", originally a JokeCharacter from an April Fools' post that was revealed to be AllJustADream, but who now exists as a living entity in the dream world. Has since crossed over into the ''Zerum'' universe.
* ''[[http://order-zerum.tumblr.com/ Order Zerum]]'' - A ''very'' NSFW AlternateUniverse blog, showing what would've happened if the Doctor had tried to resist the discording more.
* ''[[http://ask-masterofzerum.tumblr.com/ Ask Master of Zerum]]'' - An also NSFW blog starring the ''Zerum'' universe's version of Discord.
* ''[[http://ask-thepuppets.tumblr.com/ Ask the Puppets]]'' - A text blog set in the ''Zerum'' universe starring Discord's other slaves ([[DeadFic Also has not updated in a long time]]).
* ''[[http://bedeviled-derpy.tumblr.com/ Bedeviled Derpy]]'' - An alternate universe blog where Derpy gets discorded instead of the Doctor.

Characters from ''Discorded Whooves'' have also appeared in several crossover blogs, including:

* ''[[Webcomic/VocationalDeathCruise The Vocational Death Cruise]]'' - In which the Doctor and the Master were both among the invitees.
* ''[[http://docs-in-a-box.tumblr.com/ Docs in a Box]]'' - A crossover between various Doctor Whooves blogs which includes both Dissy and Perry.
* ''[[http://notthedoctors.tumblr.com/ Not the Doctors]]'' - A villainous version of ''Docs in a Box'' starring ponified ''Series/DoctorWho'' villains, which includes both the Master and the Valeyard from the ''Discorded Whooves'' universe.
* ''[[http://maddening-chaos.tumblr.com/ Maddening Chaos]]'' - A blog set sometime after ''Docs in a Box'' starring just Dissy and [[http://askmaddoctorwhooves.tumblr.com/ Mad Doctor Whooves]] by themselves, dwelling on their long and idyllic relationship.

Not listed here is a [[VillainProtagonist Valeyard and Octavia]] blog set in the main universe, which the mod has requested readers not to link to to keep it "secret".

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!!This tumblr contains examples of:
* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: Despite being a complete {{Jerkass}} whose antics include beating Derpy to a pulp (which sent her to the hospital), sleeping with her nurse and her best friend just to spite her, and possibly being an alcoholic, Discord Whooves has both [[http://askmisstwilightsparkle.tumblr.com/ Miss Twilight Sparkle]] and [[http://asklaurastuff.tumblr.com/ Laura the Zony]] in love with him. And they're both aware of his actions. Though to be fair, this probably has more to do with the mods of both blogs being friends in real life with Discord Whoove's mod.
* ArmorPiercingQuestion: How Discord ultimately defeated the Doctor and caused him to become Discorded:
-->'''Discord:''' So after all of this, I only have one question for you: [[spoiler:Doctor 'Who?']]\\
'''Doctor:''' I... I don't know.
* BattleInTheCenterOfTheMind: A constant theme.
* TheChessMaster: Discord gives off this vibe.
* CrapsackWorld: Equestria is ''really'' down in the dumps. Rather than just a single day of chaos, Discord's release in this universe resulted in a cataclysmic war that left thousands dead, the land blasted and barren, and the Princesses completely unable to do anything about it due to the war having severely weakened them.
* ContinuityPorn: Oh you have no idea.
** [[spoiler:UpToEleven when Jack shows up.]]
* {{Crossover}}: The blog itself is a crossover between ''Series/DoctorWho'' and ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''. As stated above, there's a massive IntercontinuityCrossover spanning multiple blogs. Outside of that, however, there's the crossover between Discorded Whooves, Miss Twilight Sparkle, and [[spoiler:Pregnant Scootaloo.]]
** [[http://torchwoodv.tumblr.com/ Torchwood V]] is a crossover with ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Friendship is Magic]]'' and, well, ''Series/{{Torchwood}}''.
* DirtyCop: Arguably Warden, see KnightTemplar below.
* DrivenToSuicide: [[spoiler:Miss Twilight Sparkle nearly killed herself due to how hopeless the situation in Ponyville has become, but thankfully Dissy saved her and convinced her not to do any more attempts.]]
* EverybodysDeadDave: [[spoiler:Ponyville, at least from Miss Twilight's perspective. Rainbow Dash was [[Fanfic/{{Cupcakes}} murdered and cannibalized]] by Pinkie Pie, who ''never'' stopped [[LaughingMad laughing psychotically after being found out, even as the gullotine came down on her head]]. Dash's death caused Fluttershy to suffer a mental breakdown resulting in her hanging herself. The only ones of the Mane Six left alive are Applejack, whose become an alcoholic sociopath, Rarity, whose become a sadomasochist, and Twilight herself, who has been so thoroughly ''broken'' by what she's gone through that she suffered from suicidal depression until Dissy entered her life.]]
* FisherKingdom: [[DeconstructedTrope Deconstructed]]. While ponification ''is'' possible... [[spoiler:it doesn't mean you can survive the process. ...unless you're a Time Lord.]]
* {{Foreshadowing}}: ''Everything'', potentially. The mod apparently has the story laid out start to finish, and even the slightest reference can be this or ChekhovsGun. More concretely, anyone following the secret blog knows that [[spoiler:the string of Ponyville murders foreshadow TheReveal of the Valeyard.]]
* GenderBender: Dissy once had a run-in with poison joke, causing him to turn into a mare for a period of time.
* GreatOffscreenWar: What Discord's release from his prison resulted in this world. Equestria is ''still'' struggling to recover.
* HopeSpot: A combination of [[spoiler:Jack's appearance]] and Twilight [[spoiler:being left with Pregnant Scootaloo's baby to care for.]] The Doctor manages to make good work in breaking his Discording. [[spoiler:Then the Doctor meets Derpy again and Discord starts messing with the asks.]]
* INeedAFreakingDrink: After he sees [[spoiler:Minuette]] outside of a hospital, he runs into the TARDIS and begins breaking down, culminating with him needing a bloody drink.
* InnocentInnuendo: During their trip to the [[PungeonMaster PUniverse]], Captain Jack spends some time flirting with a librarian, while Dissy pays a visit to that universe's Twilight. When Jack comes back to Twilight's library, he finds a closed sign affixed to the door, so he listens in. Inside, he hears Twilight shouting things like, "it's so long!" and "faster!" which cause him to pop a wingboner, when in reality, all that's happening is that Dissy's using the Time Lord perk of being able to read through a book by merely thumbing through the pages.
* InterfaceScrew: [[spoiler:Discord's spell has recently begun altering and [[NoFairCheating outright DESTROYING]] asks to ensure Dissy acts exactly as Discord wants him to.]]
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Dissy is sarcastic, mean-spirited, and a womanizer. [[spoiler:But he can't leave a child and baby to die.]]
** No wonder. [[spoiler:His body ''is'' fighting against the discording, after all.]]
* JustforPun: Enforced [[http://askdiscordwhooves.tumblr.com/post/53077162538/oh-no-no-no-whered-he-go-featuring#notes on the Doctor]] once he enters the Punverse.
* KilledOffForReal: [[spoiler:Amy and Rory.]]
* KnightTemplar: Warden is obsessed with pinning everything that goes wrong in Ponyville on Dissy, even in cases where he can't possibly be the culprit. [[spoiler:Its been hinted at that he was like this ''even before'' Dissy was Discorded.]]
* MindRape: Runs all over this blog.
* MoralityPet: Miss Twilight Sparkle and, more recently, [[spoiler:Jack Harkness.]]
* NeverMyFault: Part of the reason Dissy is such an asshole is because he believes everyone close to him, ''especially'' Ditzy, up and abandoned him when he needed them the most. Naturally, this attitude is due to Discord's spell.
* OhCrap: [[spoiler:Jack]] has this when the Dissy starts [[spoiler:tapping out four drumbeats. Just like the Master.]]
* [[spoiler:OppositeSexClone]]: It's strongly implied that Sparkler and Dinky [[spoiler:are clones of the Doctor, being the pony versions to Jenny.]]
* TheResenter: [[spoiler:Ananta is ''not'' happy that Jack has become a resident, presumably due to his paradox-fueled immortality.]]
* RoaringRampageOfRescue: [[spoiler:Dinky saves her mother with some seriously powerful magic.]]
* SiblingYinYang: Sparkler who acts more like a young filly and Dinky who acts more like an adult mare.
* TakeThat: Dissy did ''not'' like [[http://askdiscordwhooves.tumblr.com/post/16854834624/i-swear-to-god-if-i-see-one-more-sentence My Little Dashie.]]
* WhamEpisode: There have been several, including:
** [[spoiler:Dissy finally snapping and beating Ditzy to within an inch of her life.]]
** [[spoiler:The appearance of Ananta, the personification of the TARDIS' soul.]]
** [[spoiler:The sudden appearance of a SerialKiller who slashes unicorns' throats and steals their horns.]]
** [[spoiler:The appearance of pony!Jack Harkness.]]
** [[spoiler:[[http://askdiscordwhooves.tumblr.com/post/52592037544/i-dont-want-to-be-here The reveal]] of [[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E3ATownCalledMercy when]] this diverged from canon "Doctor Who".]]
** [[spoiler:The Daleks show up, the Master makes a reappearance, and ''Jack gets Discorded''.]]
*** Followed by [[spoiler:the Doctor becoming ''more Discorded than he originally was'', '''shooting Jack''', and shoving him out of the TARDIS]].
* WhamShot: In some ways, [[spoiler:[[http://24.media.tumblr.com/db076046fa72824527e1f2d7fd0d2548/tumblr_mulc9jwWl91r8f79so5_1280.png literally]]]].
** [[spoiler:[[http://25.media.tumblr.com/debeee9fc4f7d01ed586926157f849a0/tumblr_mvas4uDJPk1r8f79so9_r1_1280.png Double]] [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/70fc5bc52b7023516b9c3a33e63c29ef/tumblr_mvas4uDJPk1r8f79so10_1280.png literally]]]].
* WretchedHive: This version of Ponyville is a violent, depressing, crime-infested hellhole. Mayor Mare has actually ''abdicated'' in disgrace due to how bad things have gotten.