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->''Do you recall the Animorphs? A series of books about five (later six) teenagers who are granted the ability to transform into any animal so that they can defend the earth from a body-stealing alien menace? Well, we do. That's why we're going to review them. All 64 books, from start to finish. Here we go.''

[[http://cinnamonbunzuh.blogspot.com Cinnamon Bunzuh!]] is a comedic {{review blog}} of the ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'' series, published as instant messaging logs between the two authors, Ifi (the crazy sarcastic one), and Adam (the crazy analytic one).

The series is named after the way the character Ax pronounces "Cinnamon Bun" [[SenseFreak when he starts using a mouth for the first time]].

The site also hosts the fanfiction ''FanFic/SixDaysTheAnimorphsWereIdiots'', written by Ifi. ([[http://cinnamonbunzuh.blogspot.com/2011/11/ifis-fanfiction-chapter-one-part-one.html Link]])

They also have a twitter account, found here: [[https://twitter.com/#!/CinnamonBunzuh]]

Now concluded.

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!!This review series provides examples of:

* AbortedArc: The review of ''The Unknown'' ends abruptly, with a fourth of the book left to go.
* AlienBlood: [[http://cinnamonbunzuh.deviantart.com/#/d4vfdgj Displayed here.]]
* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: [[invoked]] Several, but most notable is probably Visser Three as the "Evil Cassie."
* AprilFoolsDay: On April 1, 2012, instead of an Animorph review, Cinnamon Bunzuh surprised everyone by releasing a review for StephenieMeyer's ''Literature/TheHost''. Except when one actually clicks the review, it consists of nothing but an Andalite troll smiley (Which bizarrely actually works) and a note:
-->''"This book is really long, and we are lazy. Sorry folks!"''
* AreYouSureThisIsForKids: In-universe, Many times the duo question the story's age appropriateness.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking:
-->'''Ifi:''' The Animorphs take this whole thing surprisingly well.
-->'''Adam:''' Well, I mean, they've already traveled through space and time and fought aliens and cosmic horrors and went to middle school dances.
-->'''Ifi:''' Nothing impresses them anymore
* AuthorAppeal: Highlighted in the review of ''The Decision'', with marine biology and {{xenofiction}} for Adam, and [[CuteKitten cats]] for Ifi.
** Both begin to wonder if Applegate has a weird thing for skunks, since several different books feature them as THE most terrifying animals on Earth.
* AWizardDidIt: How the duo handwave anything that is never really explained. Often Jesus Whale replaces the wizard.
** Ifi is also fond of saying that things happened "because of reasons."
** This also lead to the following exchange:
--> '''Adam''': How the heck do they manage to drag these things so far?
--> '''Ifi''': Science!
--> '''Adam''': Well, there are few things in life that can't be solved through science of the mad variety.
* BrainBleach: Needed after Adam puts some oh so delightful thoughts into Ifi's head concerning Jake in tiger-morph and his brother Tom.
** And again, after an ever so lovely discussion about mites.
* CatUpATree: From ''The Change''
--> '''Ifi''': In other news, do you know the fire companies don't rescue cats from trees anymore?
--> '''Adam''': I used to have a turtle. I could never get the fireman to come get him out of the tree either.
* ComedicSociopathy: Ifi, whose actions include, but are not limited to, setting Adam on fire.
* TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong: The duo's opinion about Marco in the review of ''The Invasion''.
* CompositeCharacter: Inverted; the Chapman from ''The Andalite Chronicles'' is [[TheSocialDarwinist so different]] from the one in [[PapaWolf the main series]] that they conclude they must be different people (though perhaps related).
* CoolCar: [[http://cinnamonbunzuh.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4icjob Elfangor's Mustang]] is touted as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome for the Andalite Chronicles and the series as a whole.
* CrazyCatLady: Visser Three, according to AlternateCharacterInterpretation. Also Ifi, to an extent.
* CrystalDragonJesus: The [[SapientCetaceans overtly mystical whale that Cassie can apparently communicate with]] has been dubbed "Jesus Whale." This later extends into the idea that all whales are Jesuses, with dolphins as their disciples.
* DeadpanSnarker: Oh so very much.
* DeathWorld: Australia is described as such. The Taxxon Homeworld too, but mostly Australia.
* {{Dissimile}}: Adam thinks this is a perfectly good simile:
--> '''Ifi''': Hilarity ensues
--> '''Ifi''': And by hilarity, I mean first degree murder
--> '''Adam''': And by first degree murder, you mean hilarity
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: From ''The Escape'':
--> '''Ii''': THEY ARE MADE OF TEETH LITERALLY
--> '''Ifi''': THEIR SKIN IS TEETH
--> '''Ifi''': AND THEIR TEETH ARE MORE TEETH
* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: In many of the first 10 reviews, Adam and Ifi simply discussed the book they were reviewing, instead of going through the plot like they did in the later reviews.
** Adam also felt the need to point out that he liked bad puns in the review for ''The Encounter''. Later in the reviews, this would've made him CaptainObvious.
* EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs: The only reason the duo could think of why the second Megamorphs book was written.
** RaptorAttack: Criticized.
* EverythingsSquishierWithCephalopods: Adam's reaction to the cover of ''The Exposed''.
* FanArt: They've had three fan art days, and both Adam and Ifi contribute illustrations to the blog, usually of whatever new alien is featured. Adam is the illustrator among the two, and it really shows.
* {{Flanderization}}: Ifi's insanity, Adams love of bad puns and Ifi's annoyance at it.
* FlatWhat: Ifi's reaction after reading ''The Capture''.
* HarmlessVillain: Visser Three is often described as this.
* HonorBeforeReason: Ifi and Adam point out how this applies to the Andalites a ''lot''.
-->Ifi: Andalites are weird as hell.
-->Adam: Do they have a procedure that will prevent the morphing process from regrowing it, or do they just do this on the honor system?
-->Ifi: I am going to assume honor.
-->Ifi: HONORRRRRRRRRRRR
* HumansAreSpecial: This trope is a frequent source of snark.
* HypocriticalHumor: From ''The Escape'':
-->'''Ifi''': KA Applegate had some epic chase scenes and insane battles but she is not very good at endings. In general.
-->'''Adam''': Hey, endings are tough
-->'''Ifi''': THE END
* IncestYayShipping \ ScrewYourself: In-universe, Ifi ships Ax and Tobias-morphed-as-Ax. Keep in mind that they're also uncle and nephew.
* InsultToRocks: In the review of "The Hidden" (the one with the "buffa-human")
-->'''Adam:''' Well, when it morphs a human though, it would have a human brain
-->'''Adam:''' So it should have a greater learning capacity
-->'''Adam:''' But only when in human morph
-->'''Adam:''' So how much memory would it be able to retain between morphs, realistically speaking?
-->'''Ifi:''' I'm going to assume it would be on the same level as your average {{youtube}} commenter
-->'''Adam:''' Hey, the poor creature has been through enough in this book. Let's not insult the thing to boot.
* IWantGrandkids:
-->'''Ifi:''' Hi Mrs. Cassie's Mom
-->'''Ifi:''' I'm gonna look up your name
-->'''Adam:''' Her name is "Cassie's Mom"
-->'''Adam:''' Her parents were very presumptuous about grandkids.
* LampshadeHanging: Frequently.
* {{Magitek}}: Apparently, dogs were created with "Ghost science!"
* {{Metaphorgotten}}: In the review of ''The Separation,'' Ifi compares Nice Rachel's wimpiness to a hypothetical situation where Adam fights a rhinoceros with a "custom-made gun sword" while she waits in the Jeep, not because she's a coward, but because she realizes how dumb it would be to pay for such an impractical weapon.
-->"[[LampshadeHanging I think I've lost track of this metaphor]]."
* NerdGlasses: When portrayed, both authors are always drawn with oversized glasses.
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: "Cassie is the [[Series/DoctorWho time lord]] brain surgeon child of [[CrystalDragonJesus Jesus Whale]]."
* NotSoDifferent: The duo find Elfangor's actions in ''The Andalite Chronicles'' to be disturbingly similar to Visser Three's. Before he was even Visser Three!
** There's also the AlternateCharacterInterpretation of Visser 3 being an evil version of Cassie.
* OneOfUs: At least [[Tropers/CountSpatula one of the authors]] frequents this very site and namedrops tropes often. [[JustForFun/NotableReferencesToTVTropes He then claims is a covert front for the Yeerks]].
* PinkGirlBlueBoy: Ifi's chat lines are in pink and Adam's are in blue.
* PreviouslyOn: Adam and Ifi admit they usually skip the first couple of pages because of the recaps.
* RoboSexual: Apropos to nothing:
-->'''Ifi:''' So how do you think the Chee have sex?
-->'''Adam:''' *snorts milk out of nose*
-->'''Adam:''' They are robots.
-->'''Ifi:''' MY QUESTION STANDS
** Ifi jokes about being robosexual quite a bit throughout the blog.
* RunningGag: From Review 4 onward, JESUS WHALE pops up a lot.
** Visser Three spending weekends acquiring new morphs. And [[ExtremeOmnivore eating everything]].
** The Controller with a shotgun.
** FOOOOOOOORSHADOWING!
* SarcasticClapping: Written as "-slow clap-" but this is Ifi's reaction whenever the Animorphs do something really stupid.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: After finding out that ''The Unknown'''s plot revolves around [[spoiler:an Andalite toilet]]; see AbortedArc above.
* ShapedLikeItself: In the second-to-last book review, Ifi comments that the end is looming on the horizon, "Like a...looming thing."
* ShoutOut: There are a lot of ''CaptainPlanet'' villians running around the 'verse, apparently.
** [[PowerRangers Bulk and Skull]] apparently turn up in The Return.
* SignificantBirthDate: Accidental example, but Adam has the same birth day as Tobias. (May 25.)
* SkewedPriorities: Adam jokes that Ifi's lack of $400 worth of Animorphs merchandise shows her lack of priorities.
* TakeThat: They deliver quite a few to HomeImprovement in the review of ''The Reaction''.
** Adam mentioned a hatred of the movie Film/{{Avatar}}, although it's zigzagged in that Ifi didn't understand his hatred.
** Also to {{YouTube}} commenters; see InsultToRocks above.
* TenderTears: The ending to ''The Solution'' leaves Adam a sobbing wreck.
** And then Ifi get a turn when she reads about how Jake wants nothing more then a normal life.
* {{Tsundere}}: Adam briefly acts like a stereotypical Tsundere when Ifi starts acting "[[KawaiiKo kawaii]]".
* UnscientificScience: At the beginning of the review for the first Megamorphs book, Adam tells Ifi that she can turn into a spaceship 'through science'. [[BerserkButton much to Ifi's annoyance]], Adam then proceeds to leave.
* WatsonianVersusDoylist: Oftentimes an attempt to make up an in-universe explanation where none is provided will occur. That line of thought will be followed with something along the lines of "Applegate forgot about it."
* WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs: In-universe, they wonder if the characters are on drugs.
-->'''Adam:''' Jake, what are you on this book?
-->'''Ifi:''' LSD
-->'''Adam:''' That's your answer to everything.
* WhatTheHellHero?: Too many examples to count. Some highlights:
** In The Capture, Ifi and Adam wonder why Jake is boiling yeerks, when he just said not to kill human hosts because each one is someone's father or brother or son.
** In The Ultimate, when [[spoiler: Rachel's mom keeps trying to escape the Hork-Bajir camp]].
* {{Xenofiction}}: Adam and Ifi are not only fond of this in general, they basically agree that this was K.A. Applegate's underused strength, with the Chronicles and other-planet stories being some of the best books.

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