* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD-_oLjmCGY MORNING RESCUE]]! Saving Japanese office workers from tiredness! (And, thanks to MemeticMutation, saving characters from [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica other works]] from their horrible fates.)
* Advertising/JohnJameson. He will punch out Cthulhu, kill and cook the Hawk of Achill, flood Dublin to extinguish the fire, and drop a steam engine off a cliff to stop the Prussian Incursion of 1807... once his whiskey is threatened.