Events in Web Comics that are not possible. '''Only list examples that fit this description'''

* Webcomic/EightBitTheater
** Glorious Chainsaw Method. This is [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] in the comic by Black Mage. ''make your swords unto chainsaws'. It wasn't possible but he did it anyway.
** How do you make an [[TheOmnipotent omnipotent wizard]] go "What."? You DualWield ''[[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2009/01/27/episode-1087-exalted-feat long bows]]'', [[UpToEleven and then you dual wield the dual wield]]
** Black Mage's Evilness. When the representation of all of your sins is yourself, because nothing else was quite up to the task, and yet you manage to be even WORSE than it, then RAPE IT, and EAT IT...
** Also, Thief steals his own class change. From the future. At the worst moment possible, to boot.
** Fighter uses this trope to prevent the Light Warriors from dying after a long fall. How? He blocked the ground ''with his sword''. Don't ask him how he did it; somehow it will make sense.
** Black Belt's NoSenseOfDirection breaks the laws of time and/or physics on a regular basis.
* ''ProblemSleuth'' broke the impossible way back when they encountered a SolveTheSoupCans puzzle so utterly impenetrable and difficult that [[spoiler: the protagonist was forced to reload from a save-state made ''after'' the puzzle was completed.]]
---> "Shit is more real than it has ever been or possibly ever can be."
** For that matter, Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} [[SerialEscalation continually goes even further]]. It's updates can make web sites crash. Its creator has stated that 'the internet can't handle me.'
** At one point in the story, Jade promises [[spoiler:Echidna]] to complete a task that she believes is impossible. That is, [[spoiler:she must bring all the lands, denizens, consorts, and everything else with her when the kids escape the universe and the Scratch]]. At the end of act 5, [[spoiler:after reaching the god-tiers]], Jade [[spoiler:shrinks the planets themselves into convenient travel-size]], and makes it clear that the "impossible" is now ''trivial''.
*** [[SerialEscalation Taking about Act 5, the flash animations to conclude it crashed both Newgrounds AND Megaupload in less than 10 minutes]]. For reference, the flash in question is about 15 minutes long. That's right, people didn't even get to the end of the flash before they managed to break both of those sites.
** Cans can punch people into next week. ''Literally.'' [[SerialEscalation He then punched someone]] ''[[UpToEleven into the next calendar year.]]''
** The Autoresponder doesn't show off just by reciting pi to an excessive number of digits, but by claiming to have calculated the final digit of pi (four, apparently). This is obviously impossible (pi is an irrational number that has no end) and he's only saying it to screw with Dirk, as Dirk rightly points out.
** During the end of Act 6 Part 3, [[spoiler: Lord English kills the doomed versions of the Beta Kids and Post Scratch trolls and, for lack of a better word, breaks the afterlife]]. Absolutely no one is immune to being killed off by Hussie. [[spoiler:[[MindScrew Not even]] ''[[RageAgainstTheAuthor Hussie]] [[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou himself]]''.]]
* BitterSweetCandyBowl David wanted a way to climb a cliff without actually ''climbing''. So he shouted[[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c33/p6.html "SUPERRRR PANELLLL TELEPORT!"]] and was suddenly on top of the cliff. He was surprised it worked.
* Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick:
** In strip #794, Elan seduced a ''succubus''. As in demon who is, by her own admission, an evil incarnation of illicit sex.
** TalkingIsAFreeAction in the OOTS world. This is the basis for jokes. However, Vaarsuvius once managed to take up a turn by saying something "particularly verbose".
** Talking strategy to Xykon can put the undead sorcerer to sleep.
-->'''Xykon:''' Oh, sorry, I just fell asleep right in the middle of that.\\
'''Redcloak:''' You're a lich, you're actually physically incapable of sleeping.\\
'''Xykon:''' Which should just emphasize how boring that was.
* Larisa in ''Webcomic/SandraAndWoo'':
--> '''[[SadistTeacher PE Teacher]]''': "Larisa, [[http://www.sandraandwoo.com/2012/02/13/0350-blackmail/ stop violating the laws of gravity]] in my class!"
* ''Webcomic/GirlsNextDoor'' uses this trope to explain why Chihiro is the unofficial president of the Wibsy (''Weirdo Boyfrend & Supernatural Stalker'' club): using Christine words "It's hard to trump dating a ''river''." The others have at least ''human-shaped'' (a [[TheFairFolk fae]], a [[OurGhostsAreDifferent ghost]] and a [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampire]] amongst others. Christine with her murderous deformed psycho is the most normal of them all.) boyfriends/stalkers, so this is impossible by their standards. [[spoiler: in her defense the river ''was'' in the form of a human boy that looked her age at the time she fell for him.]]
* Talerdo can travel Webcomic/PlanetaAbsurdo by violating time-space laws and travel long distances with only one step because he has NoSenseOfDirection.
* A scientific impossiblity is achieved in Webcomic/SequentialArt: GadgeteerGenius Scarlet makes a perpetual motion engine out of a [[strike:Slinky]] [[BlandNameProduct Slanky]]
* Webcomic/VGCats shows Aeris ''aborting Leo from time''. That's not what qualifies for this, however. What qualifies for this is that he '''[[UnexplainedRecovery recovered from it]]'''.
* WebComic/LegendOfTheHunter: Gwydian routinely accomplishes the impossible by demonstrating flagrant disregard for InUniverse laws of reality.
* WebComic/MountainTime: There was even a time when Helen Hunt killed more people than live on Earth, [[UnexplainedRecovery and they all came back to life by the next strip.]]
* Webcomic/LsEmpire: It was stressed that the Master Stars [[MediumAwareness can not change the angle they are viewed from and are unaffected by shading or photoshop effects]], even remaining the same during [[ArtShift art shifts]]. [[spoiler: In his very first appearance, Dark Star manages to fade them into the page, but make them glow and turn them.]]
* Webcomic/{{Freefall}}: At one point Sam and Felix go to return an authorized (as in, legally produced) autographed (as in, signed by the creator) copy of the Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial. Creator/GeorgeLucas considers the film such an OldShame that he's taken steps to ensure that it will never be legally produced while he's still alive to sign it.