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* ''[[spoiler:WesternAnimation/JackAndTheCuckooClockHeart]]'': A boy meets a girl and sings to her about ripping her clothes off with his teeth. Later, he joins a circus with the girl after the bird that lives in his chest gouges out a goth rapper's eye. Weird symbolism ensues.
* ''[[spoiler: Film/JacobsLadder]]'': Man comes home from war. He notices that something is very different about the world.
* ''[[spoiler: Film/JackReacher]]'': An [[EvilOldFolks Evil Old Guy]] has a couple of people shot up, so Marty Stu is called in to kill TheDragon, rescue the DamselInDistress, and track down BigBad Creator/WernerHerzog.
** ''[[spoiler: Film/JackReacherNeverGoBack]]'': Marty Stu has to solve the problems of two women.
* ''[[spoiler: Jailbait]]'': Prison bitch tries to kill his rapist. With a pencil.
* ''[[spoiler: Film/JamesBond]]'': Man who needs to be discreet and effective, but introduces himself with his full name and goes after every girl he meets. ''And'', every bartender on the planet knows his TrademarkFavoriteDrink. Also, faces people who [[ComplexityAddiction don't know simple killing methods]].
** ''[[spoiler:Film/DrNo]]'': The man has a holiday on a tropical island, meeting a handicapped scientist with a peculiar interest in the space program.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/FromRussiaWithLove]]'': Two hot people are [[ShipperOnDeck made into a couple]] to incite a rivalry between their employers.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/{{Goldfinger}}]]'': A man tries to increase gold prices by reducing the supply.
*** Alternatively: Man saves 60,000 people by forcing himself on a lesbian woman.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/YouOnlyLiveTwice]]'': A man with a scar and a liking for cats tries to start WorldWarThree by stealing spacecraft.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/OnHerMajestysSecretService]]'': The above man tries to cause world hunger by treating allergic women.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/DiamondsAreForever]]'': The same man forms a diamond smuggling ring, kidnaps {{Howard Hughes|Homage}} and hires gay assassins to ensure it keeps running.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/LiveAndLetDie]]'': A black man attempts to legalize heroin.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/TheManWithTheGoldenGun]]'': The first mentioned man stops his greatest fan from bringing solar energy on the market. He also throws a kid off a boat.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/TheSpyWhoLovedMe]]'': A man with a marine obsession tries to create a utopia by destroying the surface world.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/{{Moonraker}}]]'': A man with an innovative conference room tries to use poisonous plants to have human evolution his way.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/ForYourEyesOnly]]'': Two nations and criminal associates fight each other over a box.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/{{Octopussy}}]]'': A man dressed as a clown tries to stop a plot to blow up a military base.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/AViewToAKill]]'': A man tries to dominate the microchip industry by flooding the competition.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/TheLivingDaylights]]'': The key to disrupt an evil general is a cello player.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/LicenceToKill]]'': A man goes on a RoaringRampageOfRevenge against a drug dealer and loses his job because of it.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/GoldenEye]]'': A man tries to use an electromagnetic pulse to cover up a robbery. Twice.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/TomorrowNeverDies]]'': A man tries to start WorldWarThree just to sell news in China.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/TheWorldIsNotEnough]]'': A man with a scar and a bullet inside his head tries to raise the price of oil to please his girlfriend.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/DieAnotherDay]]'': A diamond merchant tries to reunite two long-divided nations by force. He uses a farming tool as a weapon.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/CasinoRoyale2006]]'': Adults' card game is SeriousBusiness.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/QuantumOfSolace]]'': A man blows up a hotel to get over his dead girlfriend.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/{{Skyfall}}]]'': A DepravedHomosexual concocts an elaborate scheme to murder his former boss.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/{{Spectre}}]]'': A man with a liking for cats and a dislike for privacy gets a scar from his foster brother.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/NoTimeToDie]]'': A man finds out he's a dad and becomes an asymptomatic carrier.
* ''[[spoiler: Film/{{Jaws}}]]'': Scientist, police officer afraid of water and war veteran go fishing. With explosives.
** Or: A fish starts eating people.
** ''[[spoiler: Film/{{Jaws 2}}]]'': Police officer's kids go fishing. Without explosives.
** ''[[spoiler: Film/Jaws3D]]'': Police officer's son goes fishing at a theme park. Actually, not all that great.
** ''[[spoiler: Film/JawsTheRevenge]]'': [[VoodooShark Stalking fish goes human hunting.]] Actually as bad as it sounds.
* ''[[spoiler:Film/JayAndSilentBobStrikeBack]]'': Two stoners from [[Film/{{Clerks}} several]] [[Film/{{Mallrats}} different]] [[Film/ChasingAmy movies]] are angered by internet trolls.
* ''[[spoiler:Film/{{JCVD}}]]'': A washed-up action star, playing himself, tries to pay his alimony.
* ''[[spoiler:Jeder für sich und Gott gegen alle AKA The enigma of Kaspar Hauser]]'': A sheltered teenage boy learns about the world for the first time and dies violently. The boy was played by an amateur actor in his forties.
* ''[[spoiler:Film/JesusChristSuperstar]]'': The rock opera of the death of an important religious leader, using a strangely diverse cast and anachronistic props.
* ''[[spoiler: Film/JesusChristVampireHunter]]'': The musical of the return of an important religious leader, but this time he has to use kungfu to save Ottawa's lesbian community from vampires. A luchador helps him.
* ''[[spoiler:Film/{{JFK}}]]'': Family man wastes life for nothing in crusade against homosexuals.
* ''[[spoiler:Film/JohnWick]]'': ''Film/DeathWish'' [[JustForFun/XMeetsY meets]] ''Film/MarleyAndMe''.
** Alternatively: Retired widower's pet dies. This leads to the deaths of nearly eighty people.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/JohnWickChapter2]]'': Man is forced out of retirement for a business trip in Rome. It doesn't go well.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/JohnWickChapter3Parabellum]]'': Man experiences an unhealthy kind of forced retirement.
** ''[[spoiler:Film/JohnWickChapter4]]'': Man decides to get adopted so he can set the terms of his retirement. Hundreds of gunmen try to stop him.
* ''[[spoiler:Film/Joker2019]]'': A man struggling with his mental health finds happiness by diving deeper in his insanity and saying "Screw society!"
* ''[[spoiler: Film/{{Jumanji}}]]'': A (board) game of life or death.
** ''[[spoiler: Film/{{Zathura}}]]'': A (board) game of life or death... [[RecycledINSPACE IN SPACE!]]
** ''[[spoiler: Film/JumanjiWelcomeToTheJungle]]'': A (video) game of life or death.
** ''[[spoiler: Film/JumanjiTheNextLevel]]'': Boy decides the (video) game of life or death is better than real life.
* ''[[spoiler:WesternAnimation/TheJungleBook1967]]'': A kid fights a tiger. And ''wins''.
* ''[[spoiler:Film/JungleCruise]]'': A scientist and her brother are tricked into turning [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson the Rock]] into a rock.
* ''[[spoiler:Film/{{Junior}}]]'': A muscle-bound scientist with a peculiar accent impregnates himself. His nipples become very sensitive. And he could not have done a worse job picking the other parent, even though there is attraction between them.
* ''[[spoiler:Film/{{Juno}}]]'': Girl deals with pregnancy and [[TotallyRadical speaks]] [[BuffySpeak weirdly]].
* [[spoiler: ''Film/JurassicPark1993'']]: Two kids get invited to visit their grandfather's zoo and watch a lawyer feed one of the animals.
** Or, to quote the iTunes description: an entrepreneur invites scientists, a mathematics theorist, and more to his jungle theme park.
** [[spoiler: ''Film/TheLostWorldJurassicPark'']]: Girl accompanies her father to the breeding facility of the zoo, where he would meet his ex-wife. One of the animals follows them home.
** [[spoiler: ''Film/JurassicParkIII'']]: Boy gets lost in the breeding facility.
** [[spoiler: ''Film/JurassicWorld'']]: Two kids get invited to visit their aunt in the revamped version of the zoo, right as the whole crew is mobilized to receive a new animal.
** [[spoiler: ''Film/JurassicWorldFallenKingdom'']]: After the zoo is forcibly closed by weather conditions, the aunt tries to prevent the ownership from selling the animals in the black market.
** [[spoiler: ''Film/JurassicWorldDominion'']]: A company opens up a sanctuary for the animals, while also unveiling plans for a large insectarium.
* [[spoiler:''Film/JusticeLeague2017'']]: Tourist steals some boxes hoping to build a new home with them. Six bickering people decide to stop him.
** [[spoiler:''Film/ZackSnydersJusticeLeague'']]: In the original uncut version of the story, said people don't bicker and try to stop the tourist from bringing in his boss for a visit.
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