->"I am Chuck Fucking Norris. I've spread more blood and gore than forty score of [[UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln your puny civil wars,]] [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]"
-->-- '''Creator/ChuckNorris''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''

* We are introduced to the main character of the online Irish comedy series ''I Am Fighter'' like so:
--> '''Barry''': My name is Barry "The Blender" Henderson. Now, they call me "The Blender", because if you get within reach of me, I'm gonna turn you into a paste.
** Naturally, it turns out that he's a woefully inept amateur Martial Artist.
** Thomas "The Tanker" Smythe tells us that his nickname comes from the fact that he'd walk around thinking people were shouting "The Blender! The Blender" when in fact, they were shouting "You bender! You bender!". Which, as he helpfully informs us, is "A derogatory term for 'faggot' ".
* The Roleplay/{{Crinoverse}} has a lot of these, but one comes from the end of the Chicago Avengers when Indomitable faces a fallen ChosenOne, Mandragora. "My name is James Bennet. I am Indomitable. Know that I face you without malice or hatred, but I will defeat you all the same."
* ''IlivaisX'' is FULL of these, most coming from [[WorthyOpponent Seyne]] and [[HotBlooded Mille]], the latter prone to these nearly every day.
-->''“IRIANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HEAR MY CRIES! HEAR MY SOUL! YOUR AGONY IS OVER, YOUR SUFFERING IS OVER! I STAND RIGHT HERE BEFORE YOU, NOT HIDING IN THE STEEL FLESH YOU GAVE ME, NOT ANYTHING BUT MYSELF! AND I SWEAR, I WILL SAVE YOU JUST LIKE THIS IF I HAVE TO! I WILL NEVER DIE, NOT UNTIL YOU STAND BY MY SIDE! YOUR DAYS OF HATE AND REGRET AND SADNESS HAVE CONCLUDED! WHEN THE SUN RETURNS TO OUR SKY, OUR NEW LIFE BEGINS, OUR AGONY WILL BE ERASED, AND THE WORLD WILL BE OURS! ...So please...wait for me..."''
* In ''SurvivalOfTheFittest'' v1, ,by Danya in Antonio Franchini's profile conclusions.
-->'''Danya:''' Let's get one thing straight. [[TheMafia The mafia]], [[YanksWithTanks the US Government]], [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking even MADD]] - none of those organizations can scare me, and none can even touch me. The mafia wants to have a go at me, they can go ahead, but they'll have to find me first.
* Lord Vyce from ''WebVideo/{{Atop The Fourth Wall}}'' has his catchphrase: "All that I see, I conquer!"
** And of course, Linkara's from ''Silent Hill Dead Alive 5'':
--> '''Linkara:''' See, I'm not some pretty boy with marital problems. I don't have some confused psyche or unresolved parent issues. You're not dealing with a ''Silent Hill'' protagonist here. Time and again, someone got it into their head they could defeat me. Time and again, they beat me down, knocked me out and tried to make me give up. You come at me with insecurity, self doubt and angst? You try to make me doubt who I am? I am the man who defeated Pyramid Head. I am the man who conquered Countdown. I am the man who fought off the Vorsoth and destroyed Mechakara. I am the liberator of Kickassia. I am a Star Fleet captain. I am a Power Ranger. I'm That Guy with the Hat. I am Linkara. (Illusions fade) Who the hell are you?
* Marriland from ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q9oVUx-RbA Serebii vs. Marriland]]'':
--> "When I was a young child, everybody ignored me because I was smarter than all of them. [[ChildProdigy When they were praticising their abc's, I was writing exquisite essays of epic proportions]]. When they were learning how to multiply by ten, I was learning to divide by zero. My skills have always surpassed my opponents but you, Serebii, are the exception and you must be taken out at any and all costs."
* Recoome from ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' has this to say in Episode 20.
--> '''Recoome:''' Hit... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf47DQj_2Gg Recoome's music!]] Vegeta! You think that just because you're the Prince of all Saiyans, you're the [[Wrestling/ChrisJericho best there is at what you do]], but [[Wrestling/HulkHogan let Recoome tell ya somethin', brother]], you ain't no {{Wolverine}}, and you ain't got what it takes to step up to a [[Wrestling/BookerT FIVE-TIME CHAMPION!]] You see, Vegeta, you sit there and brag about how the Saiyans are the mightiest warriors in all the universe! How they're the most ruthless! Well, look where they are now... DEAD! [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin You talk about your legends, and your warrior race, and your pride]], but that [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson doesn't mean a damn thing to this man!]] BECAUSE THE NAME'S, RECOOME! AND IT RHYMES, WITH DOOM! AND YOU'RE GONNA BE HURTIN', ALL! TOO! SOOOOON!
** Apparently, Freeza has heard (nearly) every BadassBoast known to man - he even keeps track of how often he hears them (which is something of a BadassBoast in it's own right)! This changes when Goku tells him "I'm gonna deck you in the schnozz!"
* [[TeamFourStar Team Four Star's Hellsing Ultimate Abridged 2]] gives [[BattleButler Walter]] a better speech than perhaps what he got in the series when he proves his badassery:
--> Walter: Hello. My name is Walter C. Dorneaz, ex-vampire hunter and butler to the Hellsing organization. I answer the door, I clean up the estate, and I take out the trash. And I also kill self-entitled little twats like yourself.
* In WebVideo/BleachMent, Ichigo delivers this... particularly bizarre one:
-->''Ichigo'': "I am the orange in your FruitsBasket, the Punk in you electronic amusement gallery, the ass that has bad written all over it. Ichigo Creator/JasonStatham Kurosaki!
* In Roleplay/{{Unregistered}}, it's common to see [[{{DropTheHammer}} Lance]] engage in this behaviour.
--> "Oh, {{you and what army}}?" the [[{{TooDumbToLive}} one with]] the shoemarked face replied.
--> "I'm a [[{{PrecisionFStrike}} motherfuckin']] one man army."
* The ''GlobalGuardiansPBEMUniverse''. A [[{{Mook}} Tarot Sword]] shoots Stone in the back of the head with a point blank .357 Magnum. After the bullet ricochets into the ceiling, Stone's response is to turn around... slowly... and growl, "If you ever... '''''ever''''' shoot me with that pistol again, and I ever hear about it, I'm going to rip your eye out of its socket and skullfuck you!"
* In SamuraiSenshi, Orochi delivers a nice one to the [[EliteMooks Mizusan]]: "You know not to whom you speak. I shall tell you. I am Orochi, the Kikuchin-Ryu. I am the viper that wields the deadliest rokushakubo known to man: Himehabu. Come, Mizusan, and discover how venomous my bite can be!"
* When asked to provide his title before entering the arena, Torq of ''Critical Hit: A Major Spoilers DungeonsAndDragons Podcast'' launches into a long list of his accomplishments, picking up in volume and intensity as he goes.
* In the WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJyoCRaavbI Cornshaq, baby, please...]]'', the [=LP=]er mentions that "If I'm not gonna die, why waste my time?" while blazing through ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros2''. Slowbeef finds it hilarious and runs with it.
-->'''slowbeef:''' "[laughter] YO, THIS SHIT, THIS KICKS [=LP=] HOT, SON! I AIN'T GONNA DIE, 'CAUSE IT'S A WASTE OF MY TIME! LUIGI, YO!"
* Essentially the purpose of ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''. When they aren't knocking down the competition, the rappers are bragging about how great they are.
* In a Mortal instruments RP forum run by ShadowAngelDemon, Osiris attempts to kill [[ShadowhunterPeril Umbra]] repeatedly. His actions are justified since Umbra is the only good demon to exist and the rest of his kind has an extremely bad reputation for commiting heinous deeds that even the foulest of humans wouldn't do. When Osiris is joined by Iliana, this exchange ensues.
-->Illiana lunged towards the Greater Demon, ignoring Orisis' claim that he had it. She threw a couple of her Runed chakras at the Greater Demon, before looking back at Ethan to make sure he was alright, because after all, he was her first priority.
-->[[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Umbra looked down in mild surprise at the chakras embedded in his chest.]] He ripped the blazing weapons out and raised an eyebrow at Illiana. "Do not do that again."
-->Illiana smirked dispite herself; she never listened to anyone. "Whatta you gonna do about it if I do?" she twirled the chakras between her fingers, itching to throw them at him again, but this time, with more force.
-->Just then Osiris hurled his sword at Umbra, who slid into a deep backbend, making the blade miss him completely. Osiris lunged again with the other sword, and [[CurbStompBattle Umbra grabbed his wrist, smoothly disarming the warlock. He elbowed him in the gut, then flipped Osiris onto his back on the ground.]]
-->He looked at Iliana. "That."
-->Illiana looked unfazed. "I'm not Osiris." She laughed and ran towards Umbra, blade drawn and runes shining, giving her angel blood an intricate light that shone through her skin, one that normal Shadowhunters don't have, Shadowhunters that didn't tamper with ancient runes.
-->"Honestly. Does an enemy with thousands of years of combat experience mean nothing to you?" Umbra raised a hand at the three of them, and black and purple air forcefully shot from his palm, with enough force to knock Ethan and Osiris off their feet.
** This continues for a few more minutes until Umbra loses patience and tosses Osiris through a wall, and then the two of them stop attacking him. He goes on to explain the real threat.
* NighInvulnerable [[PhysicalGod Obl]][[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds ivi]][[OmnicidalManiac on]] also has a pretty nice one to the equally NighInvulnerable [[PintSizedPowerhouse Pu]][[ImmortalImmaturity ri]][[OurAngelsAreDifferent el]] in the aforementioned ShadowhunterPeril.
** [[{{Jerkass}} Puriel bring Puriel]], however, it doesn't work.
* From JustForFun/PokemonVietnameseCrystal, as [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=SdYedd0dD7s#t=445s made famous]] by LetsPlay/DeliciousCinnamon.
--> '''Chedr''': I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE [[FreudianSlip TRASHY]] MAN. IN SPITE OF THE [[{{Mons}} MONSTER]], AND THE [[FluffyTamer COACH]], ONLY [[YouKeepUsingThatWord TRASHY]], I WILL [[ToBeAMaster BEAT DOWN THEM ALL]]. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO, [[GottaCatchThemAll COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW]] [[WordSaladPhilosophy ALL ARE UNPARDONABLE]]. YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. [[MemeticMutation THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE]]!
* In ''Literature/{{Worm}}'', [[FlyingBrick Alexandria]] has an excellent one at the beginning of [[http://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/05/11/cell-22-4/ Cell 22.4]] and spends the entire first half of the chapter proving it.
--> '''Alexandria''': Threats is the wrong word. But English is a limited language in some ways. There’s really no word to articulate what I mean. A threat with a measure of inevitability to it. A promise? Too feeble. People break promises too often. A curse? A malediction? Too… magical. An oath? The connotations are wrong. When I say I’ll do something, I make it happen.
** Of course, [[spoiler: it's kind of [[SubvertedTrope subverted]] when Taylor gets mad and [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu kills Alexandria shortly thereafter]]]].
* LetsPlay/{{Critikal}}, while playing ''VideoGame/EarthDefenseForce2025'' lets out the boast "You may have rendered telephones useless, but I can still call your ant queen a bitch!"
* Though she doesn't do it in the series itself, [[BoisterousBruiser Yang's]] theme song ("I Burn") in ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' is nothing but a three-minute long badass boast.
-->''Reign supreme? In your dreams! You'll never make me bow!\\
Kick my ass? I'm world-class! And [[Anime/DragonBallZ Super Saiyan]] now!''
** Weiss has a rather good off-hand one.
-->''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis I'm. Not. Perfect]]... Not yet.''
** Professor Port... tries.
-->'''Port''': Monsters! ''Deeee-mons!'' Prowlers of the night! Yes, the Creatures of Grimm have many names. But I merely refer to them as 'prey'! ''Ha-haaa''!
-->'''Class''': ''[ChirpingCrickets]''
** "Caffeine", presumably Team CFVY's theme song, is a good one too.
-->''A certified monster I'm an absolute trip,\\
Like Otis Redding hard to handle so you better get a grip,\\
A super-fast superfly bonafide wise guy,\\
Call the morgue and say goodbye write your will it's time to die.''
* ''WebVideo/MLPAnalysis'': Saberspark gives one for the entire Brony community:
--> ''"We have been baptized by'' '''''fire! In the pits of 4Chan!!''''' ''If we can make it there, we can make it anywhere.''
** There's also something strangely BadAss about [=AnthonyC=]'s last words when he's apparently DrivenToSuicide.
--> '''Bronycurious''': ''The HELL!? Don't do THAT, there's no coming back from THAT!!!''
--> '''[=AnthonyC=]:''' ''Well, then I guess we'll dance together, forever.'' '''''In pony HEEELLLLLL!!!!!'''''
* As a parody of [[InternetToughGuy Internet Tough Guys]], the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64 Navy Seal Copypasta]] is based around this.
--> ''"I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands."''
* WelcomeToNightvale features this quite memorable turnaround of the Strexcorp mantra which urges listeners to look around and within and go to sleep, and to believe in a smiling god:
--> "We do not look around.
--> We do not look inside.
--> We do not sleep.
--> Our god is not a smiling god,
--> and we are ready for this war."
* Just before things get properly serious in DeathBattle's Goku vs Superman video, we get this awesome line:
--> Goku: The game's not so fun when you're losing, is it?
--> Superman: Game?! You think this is a game?! I haven't even ''begun'' to play!
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