"A flashy feature that has limited usability for victory."

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* Riff uses one of these in [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=981004 this]] ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'' strip. At first a [[GatlingGood gatling gun]] that fires 100 stakes per second sounds like a great anti-vampire weapon. But when you realize that it can only hold one hundred stakes at a time and takes two days to load ... well, you can stake one vampire really, ''really'' good. The other dozen or so will tear you to pieces.
** He eventually makes it better by adding a beltloader, similar to a mini-gun.
** Most of Riff's inventions (at least in the earlier days of the strip) seem to fall into this problem. Look at some of the later (and alternate universe), stuff, however...
* ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'': "Sword-Chucks, yo!"
** Sword-Chucks were only recognized as unusable by every idiot in the cast. White Mage pointed out they could be useful with a longer chain.
** Staff-Chucks: Like sword-chucks, except that they shoot magic in every direction. Black Mage ''loved'' them, since destroying everything in sight is his favorite thing to do.
** Black Mage's Hadoken could count since, while it's incredibly powerful, he can only use it once a day. [[UpToEleven The Blackjack Hadoken makes this go even further]]
* Vaarsuvius of ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' has chosen to specialise in evocation magic at the expense of conjuration and necromancy. In layman's terms, this means [[AmbiguousGender s/he]] has access to a lot of flashy destruction spells at the expense of losing access to many 'utility-effect' spells (teleport, summoning minions, level drain, etc). Many experienced D&D players are of the opinion that damage-dealing evocations are one of the least optimal ways of utilising a wizard's power. [[spoiler: The method Vaarsuvius eventually found to counteract this temporarily - the Soul Splice - wasn't much better. seeing as it involved '''renting''' Vaarsuvius' '''soul''' (trust me, ItMakesSenseInContext) and only lasted so long, as well as making him/her feel sufficiently omnipotent to take on Xykon and the rest of Team Evil... single-handedly. In short, once is enough.]]
* ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'' has ''Chainsaw Nunchucks''. {{Badass}}, but no human being could possibly wield them. That's why they have the Uberninja though.
** Also [[spoiler: Frans Rayner's]] laser eye. Highly destructive...but burns calories to fire, tiring the user out in one shot.
* ''Webcomic/{{Nedroid}}'': Reginald has two of the world's deadliest weapons: [[http://nedroid.com/2012/01/deadly-weapons/ invisible swords.]]
* ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic'' has a [[http://irregularwebcomic.net/88.html laser-nunchaku]] and the [[http://irregularwebcomic.net/82.html quadruple, quintuple, and septuple laser swords.]]
* [[{{Deconstruction}} Deconstructed]] in [[http://www.viruscomix.com/page463.html this Subnormality strip]]
* Taken to hilarious extremes in ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}'' with the enormous weapon the dwarves make in "The Obituator".
** If you don't want to look for the comic the blade, according to the dwarves: is [[{{BFG}} the size of a plow,]][[note]] [[RuleOfCool "which is awesome"]] [[/note]] has three blades (one of which flies off and slices their enemies faces off and the other has belts to strap a live viper [[note]] "To bite while you smite." [[/note]], and a [[GagPenis large penis]] that comes alive at night to have sex with your wife. It has to be said that the dwarves are [[spoiler: fukken]] stupid...
*** In fact, everything the dwarves build are, by and large, useless or at least impractical. The [[TheWikiRule Oglaf wiki]] has a [[http://oglaf.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_dwarven_inventions list of dwarven inventions]].
* When Jade enters the medium in ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'', [[spoiler: Bec]] prototypes her kernelsprite with [[spoiler: himself. The upside? Jade's Sprite is a NighInvulnerable RealityWarper! The downside? So are all the mooks...]]
** The upside is that [[spoiler:after the White Queen's plan succeeds and PM puts on her ring, Jack Noir is effectively neutralized since he is no longer a hundred times more powerful than everyone else. Jade also gets First Guardian powers by merging with Jadesprite while ascending to god tier.]]
*** Except it goes right back to being a problem when [[spoiler:Jade is mind-controlled by the Condescencion upon entering the Alpha session, allowing her to take control of Jane through the tiaratop and zapping Dirk, the person most likely to beat her, to outside the universe.]]
** The Unreal Air gives you unlimited vertical flight. Stable, blandly slow, unsteerable flight. Dave finds a good enough use for it to ascend to his Gates, but it has no other practical use.
* ''Webcomic/ALoonaticsTale'': Lynch Cruor fights using a Punjab lasso; in layman's terms, a weaponized hangman's noose. Unfortunately, he's a vampire who's just shy of 1000 years old, so he's had plenty of time to practice.
* ''Webcomic/YehudaMoonAndTheKickstandCyclery'' has Arboritum, an extremely light alloy that would be excellent for bikes if it wasn't also extremely fragile, ensuring the rider serious injury from frame cracking.
* Invariably, most Sparks use this as their modus operandi in ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'', with many being disposed of by their own faulty/crazy creations.
* In [[http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3465#comic this]] ''[[Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal SMBC]]'', the wife creates a super powerful exoskeleton, capable of, among other things, lifting two thousand kilograms. She built it for the purpose of having sex.
** ''"It sounds like you just selected easily measured metrics, and increased them, rather than trying to actually make the sex better." "That's called progress John."''
* The flying uniforms in ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'' are useful for transport and getting into good positions, but the Toughs still do a lot of foot-slogging because being in the air makes you fairly obvious, and being obvious on the battlefield makes you a target.
-->'''Legs:''' Do you know what we call flying soldiers on the battlefield?\\
'''Tino:''' Air support?\\
'''Legs:''' ''Skeet.''
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