* Hugo gets ever so many. At the end of the first series, he sits next to his father and says, (paraphrased) these animals are the basis of our society and they're incredibly important to everyone, and [[WhatTheHellHero you're just being stubborn because you don't like the vicar]]. I'm going to the service.
* Then, at the start of the second series, after his father forbids him to marry Alice and in fact threatens to disown him.
--> '''David:''' If you continue to consort with that Tinker twerp you will no longer be welcome in this house, you will no longer be my son, and as this will attests, you will have ''nothing''.
--> '''Hugo:''' On the contrary, sir; [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments I shall have everything in the world that I desire.]]
* During ''Summer'', the ObstructiveBureaucrat tells Dibley that the government solution to Dibley's water crisis is to flood the town, and that, quote, "We will be ready for anything you throw at us." Owen just punches him in the face, laying him out cold.
-->'''Owen:''' He wasn't ready for that!
* SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic probably goes to the opening theme, which is a rendition of Psalm 23. Its composer, Howard Goodall, stated that he wanted something that could be sung in church, and by God does it work. Youtube has numerous videos of it being sung by various church choirs during services.
* Creator/EmmaChambers learnt Alice's "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" monologue all in one night, much to the shock of Dawn French.
* In "Dibley Live", when Alice takes on David in the village quiz, Geraldine manages to basically rig the quiz in Alice's favour by coming up with a series of questions that will either provoke David into answering the questions early or giving questions that she ''knows'' Alice will know and David won't, such as details of Alice's family history.
* Alice gets one in "Animals" when Geraldine wants to cancel the animal service after the tabloids mock her and David threatens to get her sacked. Alice stands up and points out in a surprisingly cogent way that ''some'' people are laughing, not all of them, and if she herself had stopped doing things just because some people were laughing she would never do anything. She turns out to be right, too--on Sunday it seems like the entire surrounding countryside has driven or ''ridden'' their animals to church.
* Geraldine getting through four enormous Christmas dinners, one featuring [[StockYuck tripe]].