* Marcus Brigstocke's rants about David Blaine, his ranting against the three Abrahamic religions for not putting their differences aside, you know what, basically anytime Marcus rants against someone. It might not necessarily be funny, but it will most certainly be awesome.
* Jon Holmes putting down any criticism that Radio 4 might be too left wing, by pointing out that if the BBC moderated the same people would then complain about ''that''.