* "One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach, all the damn vampires." * gets a root beer; credits roll*
* "Death by stereo!"
* From ''The Thirst'': "Vinyl. Still shreds."
* Edgar's defeat of [[spoiler:Peter Lieber]] by spraying him with water, and then blessing it to make it Holy Water.
--> '''Edgar:''' Hac Sanctus unda quod per vestri Precious Cruor, lavo totus meus sins O Senior.
--> ''[{{Beat}}. [[spoiler:Peter]] realises the water he's been drenched in has [[OhCrap just been blessed & turned into Holy Water]].]''
--> '''Edgar:''' [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK YOU]]!
* Michael pointing out to the head vampire "I didn't invite you ''this time'', Max!"
* [[HeroicDog Nanook]] shoving a vampire into a tub full of holy water.