* Mad the dwarf. Rincewind accidentally provokes a troublemaker in a bar and Mad backs him up by drawing a knife. The troublemaker sneers and draws a huge blade and says "''[[Film/CrocodileDundee This]]'' [[Film/CrocodileDundee is what I call a knife!]]" Not skipping a beat, Mad replies "No worries. ''This'' is what I call a crossbow." and proceeds to shoot the troublemaker in the foot.
* Ponder Stibbons gets a taste of what life will be like for him when he's an old wizard due to [[TimeyWimeyBall Fourecks' troubled creation]], decides to bugger the non-interference clause, and [[DramaticGunCock shakes his hands clear of his sleeves]], a clear sign that some ''heavy'' wizardry is about to go down.
* Bursar's surfing.
* The rain was worth waiting 30,000 years for.
* Scrappy systematically engineers a whole series of these for Rincewind, in the eyes of Fourexians, while the unwilling wizzard pleads and cringes every step of the way.