* Holden's football catch at the beginning of the movie.
* How Marty [[spoiler:survives. He hacks apart the zombie with a trowel.]]
** [[spoiler:His heroic return in saving Dana from the redneck zombie is also awesome in how he comes out of nowhere with the giant bong as triumphant music plays his reappearance.]]
* The Japanese schoolgirls [[spoiler:exorcise the spirit attacking them and turn it into a happy little frog. Not a single one of them dies]]. They're all ''nine''.
** Doubles as a [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming heartwarming moment]]. Well, [[MoodWhiplash until]] [[spoiler: Sitterson starts cussing at them]].
* [[BloodyHilarious The entire finale]]. [[spoiler: Think of any monster you have seen in a horror movie. [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever Giant]] [[ReptilesAreAbhorrent snakes]], [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent werewolves]], [[OurGhostsAreDifferent ghosts]], [[OurZombiesAreDifferent zombies]], {{Giant Spider}}s, [[MonsterClown killer clowns]] and so forth (even [[{{Unicorn}} killer unicorns]]!). Now imagine them all onscreen at the same time. The finale is pure genius.]]
** Hell, just the fact that [[spoiler:TheCrawlingHand]]--'''''[[SoBadItsGood of all friggin' things]]'''''--[[spoiler:gets the first kill in the facility.]]
* Homage to [[spoiler: The Shining - the two dead girls, who appear in one of the elevator cells of horror. "Come Play With us....forever and ever and ever....."]]
** As well as [[spoiler:one elevator just spewing blood.]]