* Love the moment Baxter finally decides to be a mensch.
--> '''Baxter''': Sorry, Mr. Sheldrake.
--> '''Mr. Sheldrake''': What do you mean, sorry?
--> '''Baxter''': You're not going to bring anybody to my apartment.
--> '''Mr. Sheldrake''': I'm not just bringing anybody; I'm bringing Miss Kubelik.
--> '''Baxter''': Especially not Miss Kubelik.
--> '''Mr. Sheldrake''': How's that again?
--> '''Baxter''': (''give Sheldrake a DeathGlare'') No key.
--> '''Mr. Sheldrake''': Baxter, I picked you for my team because I thought you were a very bright young man. Do you realize what you're doing? Not to me, but to yourself? Normally, it takes years to work your way up to the twenty-seventh floor. But it only takes thirty seconds to be out on the street again. You dig?
--> '''Baxter''': I dig.
--> '''Mr. Sheldrake''': So what's it going to be? (''Baxter slowly reaches into his pocket for a key and drops it on Sheldrake's desk'')
--> '''Mr. Sheldrake''': Now you're being bright.
--> '''Baxter''': Thank you, sir. (''Baxter goes back into his office, looks around, then reaches into his closet for his coat and hat. Sheldrake comes in moments later'')
--> '''Mr. Sheldrake''': Say, Baxter, you gave me the wrong key.
--> '''Baxter''': No, I didn't.
--> '''Mr. Sheldrake''': But this is the key to the executive washroom.
--> '''Baxter''': That's right, Mr. Sheldrake. I won't be needing it because I'm all washed up around here.
--> '''Mr. Sheldrake''': What's gotten into you, Baxter?
--> '''Baxter''': Just following doctor's orders. I've decided to become a "mensch". You know what that means? A human being.
--> '''Mr. Sheldrake''': Now, hold on, Baxter...
--> '''Baxter''': Save it. The old payola won't work anymore. Goodbye, Mr. Sheldrake.
* A few scenes later, during the climax, Fran Kubelik telling a few [[TakeThat Take That's]] to Sheldrake, with the best part being that he doesn't get them.
--> '''Fran''': I'd spell it out for you, only I can't spell.

* Miss Olsen giving Mr. Sheldrake TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, and her payback on him for what he did to Fran.