* In the episode "Lights Out" a pair of criminals disguised as policemen have been ransacking flats during a power outage. As they make their escape in an elevator, [[EnsembleDarkhorse Winston]] happens to be there in Joe's electric buggy minding his own business. He talks to them about how "good a job they're doing", making us think he is fooled by the disguise; until he lifts a sock into view and places a snooker ball inside ([[ChekhovsGun two objects he had taken for protection earlier in the episode]]) before smacking both crooks upside the head with it.
** Winston gets another one in the very next episode "Seconds Out". Having got a new job as a pizza delivery boy, Jack and Victor are determined to make Winston late in delivering it so they will get a free pizza. At the end of the episode they go all out, using a simple Road Diversion sign, a van blocking the road, even going as far as dropping a wardrobe in front of him (which Winston simply drives straight through, shattering it to pieces), before finally popping the tires on his scooter with road spikes. Not giving up, Winston takes a motorised chair from a disabled friend, who just happened to be passing, and makes it to the flats on time, only to find Jack has used a broom to lock the front doors. Not giving up, Winston uses a window cleaners lift to scale up the side of the building and punch in the window to the flat, where he hands the guys their pizza and gets his money, with just seconds to spare.
---> '''Winston''': ''(Punches through glass)'' £9.95!
* Earlier, in the second series, Jack and Victor share one with their fantastic speech about the dangers of loan sharks.
* Winston not only figuring out how to rig the electricity meter to get power without paying, but being able to convince most of Craiglang to get in on it, even the local church.
--> '''Winston:''' It would appear even the good lord himself likes it toasty.
** The fact he was able to sway ''Jack'' to his side, with a passionate speech about how the government doesn't care about the pensioners, which ends with him claiming that the Prime Minister probably keeps count of how many people died from the cold so he can track how many houses are freed up now.
* Tam discovers an emotionally and mentally shattered Winston rocking back and forth in the bookies after losing over 28 grand and dispenses with his tight-arse persona in order to sort him out.
-->'''Winston''': Oh Jesus...what have I done?
-->'''Tam''': It disnae matter. C'mon, I'll get ye a pint.
** On a similar note, Jack, Victor and Winston banding together in "Hyper" to talk a ruined and mentally shattered Navid out of burning the superstore that put him out of business to the ground, and promising to help him get back into business.
* Before the above, "Hyper" gave us one of Navid's best moments. Finding him in the Clansman, Jack and Victor [[WhatTheHellHero angrily berate him]] after he "fired" Isa for [[DisproportionateRetribution buying her groceries from Hyperdales.]] But when they add that he's NOT loyal to Isa, Navid, fed up with their ungrateful attitude, [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech gives all the patrons a dressing down on how he's always been their for them and slamming his so-called friends for being the hypocrites they are.]]
* Winston hiding in the bookies toilets overnight to prove that "Frankie" is really Stevie, the bookie that ran away to get out of paying Winston when he won a tidy sum from an accumulator. When [[SmugSnake Stevie mocks Winston that the police think he's crazy,]] [[TemptingFate and that he didn't bring a witness,]] the next stall door opens to reveal Tam sitting with a grin. This scares Stevie enough into giving Winston his winnings.
-->'''Winston''': Oh yes, Stevie, you're humped!
-->'''Stevie''': What are you gonna dae? Go to the police? They think you're a crackpot! And better yet, they think I'm Frankie, I've documents to prove it! I must say, an old man prepared to sit on a shitey lavvy all night, [[VillainRespect that's impressive!]] [[JustBetweenYouAndMe But it's just you and me, pal]]. Frankie and the old loony! [[TemptingFate A smart man would have brought a witness!]] ''[Tam emerges from the next cubicle]''
-->'''Tam''': Morning, Stevie! That's you run out of bog roll!
* Tam successfully faking his death in order to collect his life insurance money to [[HeartwamingMoments give to Winston to save his other leg]], with the help of Sheathing the undertaker.
** Jack and Victor get two for how they prove Tam's alive and kicking, first by having Boabby stage a "10p a pint" special to see if Tam will be attracted by the deal, which manages to have him caught on the Clansman's CCTV cautiously looking in, and then by successfully scaring Sheathing into admitting the truth by bringing him to the graveyard in the dead of night and convincing him that they'll dig up Tam's grave if they have to.
* After Isa's husband Harry returns for the first time and then tries to abandon her again after stealing her purse, Jack and Victor, after taking the time to comfort their distraught neighbour, find Harry stuck in the window he tried to escape through. When he asks for help, they agree, both grab the handle of a mop, [[AssShove and charge at him.]]
** Winston, after learning that Isa has tried to scare Harry away upon another return by claiming she's found a new partner, immediately pretends to be said partner without missing a beat when Harry enters the Clansman looking for her, with barely any second thoughts.
* The fact that Winston was able to make a fully functional television and projector in "Oot", which only failed when he had it too close to the blackout curtains, causing them to burn.
** After failing to reintegrate Archie into modern society, Jack and Victor bring Isa to his doorstep and introduce him to her with "Isa's wantin' a chat wi' ye!" By the end of it, Archie's fully caught up on everything he's missed since 1966.
--> '''Isa:''' And this is yesterday's paper.
** Archie finds his new flat has been burgled, but tells Jack and Victor it's not a problem - he hid forty years worth of social payments in the underside of his couch, which he uses to fully update his home, and buy a gift for Winston in response to his kindness.
** Winston's IronicEcho after receiving a gift from Archie: "Oh look, Chris! A telly in an envelope!" [[note]]Chris the postie had been mocking Winston earlier with the same phrase when delivering the parts for his DIY television.[[/note]]
* Isa's successful SherlockScan based entirely on what Jack and Victor are wearing and carrying, correctly deducing where they're going and why, without them saying a word.
--> '''Victor:''' She's creepy wi' that.
* Jack and Victor, with the aid of the rest of the Craiglang locals, triumphing over the vicious head nurse at the care home where they were staying.
-->'''Jack''': GET IT UP YOU, YOU [[Film/OneFlewOverTheCuckoosNest NURSE RATCHET]]-FACED BASTARD!
* Boabby [[BeyondTheImpossible managing to do the impossible]] and successfully plan a surprise birthday party for Isa, by temporarily reworking The Clansman into something far more upmarket and family-friendly to keep Jack, Victor and the others out for a few days, knowing that Isa would be questioning every one of them.
* The finale to the series, where Jack and Victor, after calling it off the night before, decide to finally climb Ben Lomond anyway.
--->'''Jack:''' Should we no' tell them where we went?
--->'''Victor:''' Naw, they'll ken where we went.