* Pretty much anytime the man has a mic:
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00cZ6G_1ICU Trolling Chicago]] after Wrestling/CMPunk left.
** RAW, April 7, 2014. The night after Wrestling/WrestleMania 30, Paul Heyman cuts this promo aimed at addressing an irate crowd that is angry over Brock Lesnar breaking the Undertaker's streak:
-->'''Heyman''': Ladies and gentlemen. [[CatchPhrase My name is Paul Heyman]], and it is the greatest privilege of my career to serve as the advocate for the Beast Incarnate, [[HeroKiller Brock Lesnar]], [[DefeatingTheUndefeatable the Conqueror]] of the Undertaker's Streak. A Streak that lasted nearly a quarter of a century, a quarter of a century that ended in three seconds at the hands of Brock Lesnar. I understand how you feel; you're in shock, which shows me your lack of intelligence, because we hate to say we told you so but ladies and gentlemen, '''we told you so!!!'''

-->My client stood before you in this shirt. Here it is. Now, I know how difficult it is for you to read but it says ''(points at the words on Lesnar's shirt)'' 'Eat. Sleep. Break the Streak.' And you had the temerity to doubt the strategy of the greatest manager in sports entertainment history, Paul Heyman, or the physical credentials of the most dominant athlete in WWE ever, Brock Lesnar. Hey, let's get one thing straight: Brock Lesnar is not here to put smiles on people's faces. Brock Lesnar is here to shock the WWE Universe and put tears in the eyes of children.

-->But now that you know all the headlines, let's go a little bit off page and [[WorkedShoot shoot from the hip, shall we?]] Five seconds after walking through the curtain at [=WrestleMania=], the Undertaker collapsed. And as all the para... oh, I know, you don't want to hear this story do you? It's a little too real for you. So as all the paramedics and the doctors are panicking and there's chaos backstage, the most ruthless man that's ever had the pleasure of meeting me, the Chairman of the Board, [[Wrestling/VinceMcMahon Vincent Kennedy McMahon]], left Wrestlemania and rode to the hospital with the Undertaker. The Undertaker is being treated today for a severe concussion. He came ''this'' close to a broken neck, ''this'' close to a cracked skull. And the greatest thing the Undertaker ever did was not getting his shoulder up on that third F-5 because if he did, he would have had a broken neck. Brock Lesnar would have cracked his skull. Brock Lesnar was prepared to beat on the Undertaker to such a degree that the complexion of this television show would have changed tonight because Brock wasn't done until the Streak was dead.

-->Here's what really gets to me: when the match was over, Wrestling/JohnBradshawLayfield and [[Wrestling/MichaelCole those]] [[Wrestling/JerryLawler two]] other [[TakeThat things that call themselves "announcers"]], stood up and gave a standing ovation along with 80,000 other people in the ''Superdome''--Superdome, [[Wrestling/HulkHogan Hogan]], not Silverdome[[note]]A reference to Hogan confusing the Louisiana Superdome (the venue for [=WrestleMania=] 30), with the Pontiac Silverdome where he wrestled Andre the Giant in [=WrestleMania=] 3, during the opening to the show[[/note]]--and gave a standing ovation to the Undertaker. Gave a standing ovation to the guy that lost the fight. Here's what I don't understand: Brock Lesnar always taught me in every fight there's a winner and a loser. Well, last night Undertaker was a ''loser''. And the winner, whether you like it or not, was Brock Lesnar!!!

-->But since this is supposed to be the wildest crowd of the year, you should all feel empowered. Because each and every single one of you is exactly like every single member of that WWE locker room. You're all a bunch of wannabes. When Brock Lesnar walked through that curtain last night, nobody gave him a standing ovation. Everybody looked down. You know why? Because nobody respected Brock Lesnar, which is fine for Brock because Brock respects nobody. He barely tolerates me! [[TakeThatAudience And he certainly doesn't respect someone who is going to fly in from around the world to sit here on the Monday after WrestleMania trying to get noticed on worldwide TV!]]

-->So notice this, okay. There are a lot of people in the back who sit here and say, "I could have been the one to jump from the ring to the [[UsefulNotes/MixedMartialArts Octagon]]". But [[Wrestling/BryanDanielson Daniel Bryan]] never fought in an Octagon. Wrestling/JohnCena never fought in an Octagon. The ''Undertaker'' never fought in an Octagon. You know why? They're all wannabes. Brock Lesnar is the one! There are a lot of people who wanted to be the NCAA Division 1 Heavyweight Champion, the [[UsefulNotes/UltimateFightingChampionship Ultimate Fighting Champion]], the Undisputed WWE Heavyweight Champion. [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]] never pulled that off; Hulk Hogan never pulled that off; Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin never pulled that off. Know why? They're all wannabes. Brock Lesnar is the '''one!'''

-->And then you got a bunch of guys in the locker room last night coming up to me saying, "Hey Paul, I could have been the one to break the Streak; I could have beaten the Undertaker." So why didn't you? Wrestling/RandyOrton didn't break the Streak; Wrestling/ShawnMichaels didn't break the Streak; Wrestling/TripleH didn't break the Streak. Know why? They're all wannabes. Brock Lesnar is the one. [[YouPutTheXInXY Because Brock Lesnar is the one in twenty-one and one.]]

-->''(Crowd starts a "WHAT?! chant)'' I'm sorry. Are you saying 'WHAT' to me? Oh, I forgot who you are. So I'll say it slowly for you: (speaks slowly) Brock...Lesnar...is...the...one...in...twenty-one...and...one.

-->Ladies and gentlemen, there are WWE Hall of Famer''s'', there are legend''s'', and there are WWE Superstar''s'', and the key to that is that they're all ''[[TakeThat plural]]''. They're all lumped together. And then there's only one that stands head and shoulders above the rest on a platform of his own. ''There's only '''one''' beast incarnate. There's only '''one''' conqueror of the Streak! And there's only '''one''' Brock Lesnar!!!''
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3leeQkAq9LE Again trolling Chicago]] at Payback.
** On August 11, 2014, where he lays down a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to Wrestling/JohnCena in the form of some positively ''sick'' (albeit spoken-word) [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BUj2_jvfgA rhymes]]:
-->'''Heyman''': He’s a 15-time champ, and he likes to have his fun,
-->but not at your expense, so let us school you, son.

-->No, we’re not from West Newbury, no we can’t “hip-hop” like you,
-->my client is the conqueror; [[SelfDeprecation I'm just Brock’s advocating Jew]]!
-->You see, my name is Paul Heyman, and my client is The Beast,
-->and on the 17th of August, on your title he shall feast!

-->You don’t like Paul Heyman Guys, you think their attitudes too smug.
-->You gonna beat Brock’s ass ‘cuz you the doctor of the thugs?
-->I mean, you’ve beaten all the best, but now Lesnar's on your plate.
-->You say your time is now, Brock says your calendar's out of date.

-->So here’s some free advice, with Wrestling/SummerSlam drawing near:
-->Get it out your damn system when you say, “The Champ is here!”
-->Because we’re six days away from the West Coast’s biggest arena,
-->where my client Brock Lesnar will conquer John Cena.
* The August 18, 2014, edition of RAW also saw Heyman deliver another critically acclaimed promo, the night after Lesnar crushed Wrestling/JohnCena at [=SummerSlam=] to win the WWE World Championship. It began:
-->'''Heyman''': I'm the one behind the one who conquered the one who thought he was the one to beat the one in 21:1. Last night at [=SummerSlam=] my client didn't just beat, didn't just victimize, my client conquered the titleholder which efforts me, Paul Heyman, the opportunity to proclaim myself the advocate for the brand new reigning, defending, undisputed WWE Heavyweight Champion of the world, BROCK LESNAR!
** In essence, Heyman called Lesnar unbeatable and that Cena's mantra of "Hustle, Loyalty, Respect" was meaningless as Lesnar dominated Cena:
-->'''Heyman''': My client is not a man, my client is a beast who will lay wreckage to any man that tries to take the title away from him."
** Heyman got the audience to boo the above quote heavily, before outlining the concept of Basic Brockanomics:
-->'''Heyman''': Eat, sleep, suplex, repeat! Suplex, repeat! Suplex, repeat! Suplex, repeat! Suplex, repeat! Suplex, repeat! Suplex, repeat! Suplex, repeat! Suplex, repeat! Suplex, repeat! Suplex, repeat! Suplex, repeat! Suplex, repeat! Suplex, repeat! Suplex, repeat! Suplex…repeat."
-->''Note: that's 16 suplexes.''
** Several reviewers said that what might come off as a ramble was done perfectly and more than effectively built up Lesnar as an invulnerable monster whom no one can match, even so much as even cause him to be hurt.
* A non-kayfabe moment, or a sting of events, Heyman helped run the infamous Studio 54 around 1985. At first being a photographer, then having a minor management position, among other things he helped save Boy George's life after he started foaming at the mouth after taking some bad ecstasy.
* Speaking of non-{{kayfabe}}, Heyman's role as Brock's trusted advocate is far more than just an on-screen gimmick. Heyman quite arguably helped Lesnar save his own career from getting torpedoed before it even started in 2002. When Brock was first working dark matches, agents backstage wanted him to play a [[FakeNationality Russian strongman]] who simply always [[NoSell bounced enemy offense right off of him]], ignoring his legitimate freakish athletic potential. Wrestling/{{Tazz}}, as well as Heyman, both told Lesnar this would bomb and get him released in six months, to which he'd insist he knew but was smart enough not to rock the boat immediately. Heyman would request to produce Brock's tryout matches, and gave Brock a choice of opponents; [[GenreSavvy Lesnar picked Funaki and Spike Dudley]], two small jobbers who he knew he could showcase his skills by throwing around. The ensuing matches impressed Wrestling/VinceMcMahon so much that Vince not only decided to call Brock up to TV, he changed Heyman's post-[=WrestleMania=] return plans by having him manage a debuting Brock instead of a returning Wrestling/ChrisBenoit. And the rest was history.
* Heyman's epic PretenderDiss to Wrestling/JinderMahal about him holding the WWE championship via cheating and being no threat to Brock. It worked so well that it finally got the creative team to stop supporting Jinder and finally having him drop the belt after six long months of achieving nothing.
-->Meanwhile, right over here on the flagship show, [[Wrestling/WWERaw Monday Night Raw]], Wrestling/BrockLesnar has eaten through the single most stacked heavyweight division in the history of Wrestling/{{WWE}}. That fact is undisputed. But... ''you''? Jinder Mahal? The Make-Believe [[TrrrillingRrrs Maharrrrrrrrraja]]? With- with- with the Singh-Singh-Singh-Singh-Singh-Along Brothers standing behind you, doing ''my'' schtick of introducing you? Are you kidding me? You're not Brock Lesnar's equal! You're not Brock Lesnar's contemporary! You're not Brock Lesnar's counterpart on [[Wrestling/WWESmackDown SmackDown Live]]! You're not even a worthy pretender to the throne of being WWE Champion! When we think of WWE Champions, we think of Wrestling/BrunoSammartino, Wrestling/HulkHogan, "Macho Man" Wrestling/RandySavage, Wrestling/RicFlair, Wrestling/TripleH, Wrestling/ShawnMichaels, Wrestling/JohnCena... and, ladies and gentlemen, my client, Brock Lesnar! We don't think of Jinder Mahal, a consolation-prize champion offered to [=SmackDown=] Live when Wrestling/ShaneMcMahon and [[Wrestling/BryanDanielson Daniel Bryan]] realized they got the shaft in the Superstar Shakeup!