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!!From ''Not Always Right''
* There are [[http://notalwaysright.com/hippocrates-is-rolling-over-in-his-grave/780 a]] [[http://notalwaysright.com/fighting-fire-with-fire-2/1077 few]] [[http://notalwaysright.com/we-need-one-of-these-in-every-store/192 here]] and [[http://notalwaysright.com/every-bad-crowd-has-a-silver-lining/2429 there]].
** The last one is also a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.
* Also, [[http://notalwaysright.com/fast-food-for-fast-thinkers/3204 this]]. Burn.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/he-fought-the-law-and-the-law-won/2115 This]] is another good example. Owned.
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-poser-by-any-other-name-part-2/8983 In the same vein.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/hard-drugs-and-harder-pharmacists/2424 Doug started working today...]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/why-cashiers-should-rule-the-world/4230 Why cashiers should rule the world.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/choose-your-battles/1281 Gotta love the stealth burn.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/paging-leonidas-to-the-front-desk/1218 Made of awesome.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/thank-you-for-shopping-at-apocalypsemart/1191 This one.]] The type of thing that could never happen twice.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/retail-defender-anticheapskate-edition/906 You almost feel sorry for this guy.]] ''Almost''.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/we-need-one-of-these-in-every-store-part-3/1033 The best counter to the race card]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/coming-to-a-theater-near-you-gangsta-ushers/371 Gangsta ushers.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/why-barkeeps-should-rule-the-world/1187 Why barkeeps should rule the world.]]
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/why-barkeeps-should-rule-the-world-part-2/2319 Part 2]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/lt-ripley-vs-the-wasp-queen/8007 Lt. Ripley Goes Shopping.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/in-real-hot-sauce-now/8343 This cashier is awesome.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-large-can-of-whoop-a-and-a-side-of-just-desserts/8419 That's how you open a can of whoop-ass.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/navy-seals-fate-is-sealed/8575 A lieutenant jerkass and an awesome Rear-Admiral.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-good-ol-fashioned-a-whoopin/1139 A good ol' fashioned ass whoopin' is in order.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/your-prank-got-spanked/1068 Always check your caller-ID.]]
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/your-prank-got-spanked-part-2/1145 Part 2!]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/ah-children/10771 Ah, Children.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/hard-smoker/11050 "Okay, let's do this the hard way."]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/whos-got-the-power-now/933 Who's got the power now?]]
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/whos-got-the-power-now-part-2/1857 And part 2.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/dont-kick-up-a-fuss-if-your-heart-isnt-in-it/11027 Always remember to have a heart.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/smoke-your-veggies/9604 This is how all mothers should respond to this problem.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/let-me-give-you-a-pizza-my-mind/10035 Not only did he get owned, he also left a tip.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/trucker-in-need-of-break-fluid/9667 All they have is "coffee, please".]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-devil-you-know/13207 A bigot is pwned.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/can-i-show-you-my-social-insecurity-card/16613 Age before insecurity.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/how-to-show-up-a-show-off/17222 Don't be disrespectful in front of the Irish.]] They'll gladly hand your ass to you.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/when-press-comes-to-shove/18082 This lady's fiancé]] is pure awesome!
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/dovahkiins-day-off/19832 FUS RO DAH!]]
** [[http://notalwaysright.com/he-can-light-up-the-skyrim/26499 STRUN BAH QO!]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/he-who-giveth/13852 Do not taunt the management.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-strong-arm-of-the-law/21121 If you take one more step, I WILL taze you!]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/man-up-and-let-a-woman-fix-it/21360 Gotta love managers who help smackdown the bigots.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/se-habla-japanol/9879 This employee is a real]] CunningLinguist.
* A security guard catches a camera thief between a rock and a hard place. [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-picture-is-worth-a-thousand-woes/21598 “Sir, I can either charge you with stealing, or I can charge you with stalking and pedophilia, since this lady is obviously a minor. Which one is it going to be?”]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/revenge-is-a-treat-best-served-sweet-part-2/21708 In the war against rudeness, a reward for politeness can work wonders.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/smile-youre-on-sordid-camera/21721 Say cheese!]] A female supervisor persuades an aggressive and misogynistic customer to let her take his photo and contact information, ostensibly "so we can contact you about your complaint", really to report him to the police.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/semper-bye-bye/21913 "YOU FORGOT YOUR JUG OF MILK!"]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/this-well-defend/21969 "Army Strong, a**hole!]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/r-e-s-p-e-c-t/22119 Do not mess with the "man-beater".]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-cosplayer-is-always-right/22297 That time when Batman, Master Chief and Pikachu saved a Japanese Restaurant.]]
** "I am vengeance. I am the night. I am ... Batman."
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/good-things-come-in-small-dosages/22648 Good to know it's never too early to instill manners and chivalry in a person.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/courage-under-hire/22826 This]] employee foils an attempted robbery without even realising what was happening.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/boss-like-a-boss/23505 This]] is how bosses should react to those insulting homosexuals.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/out-bat-ter-angels/23665 “When crazy Spiderman went crazy and Batman took off his costume and he was an actually real hero and made crazy Spiderman go away!”]]
* The little girl in [[http://notalwaysright.com/blowing-things-out-and-up-of-proportion/23416 this story]] gets one for calling out her nutjob father.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/taking-the-big-out-of-bigotry/24364 This girl]] calls out a bigoted old woman while smiling the entire time.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/not-the-sharpest-bigot/24910 "That's one. I'm carrying nine. Let him go."]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/she-has-a-real-problem/24945 The first thing out of the cashier's mouth.]] Owned!
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/he-has-been-governated/24928 I'd vote for him]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/fare-the-horde/24798 FOR THE HORDE!!!!]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/admitting-defeat-was-an-easy-thing-touche/25319 This bookstore owner showed why he won so many fencing awards]].
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/best-not-to-exchange-with-haters/25658 This manager]] knows how to deal with a person bigoted against gays and lesbians. Bonus points for getting her fellow managers to do the same.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/got-the-fraud-on-the-phoney/25779 This manager]] frightens a fraudster into ''turning himself in''.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/setting-mother-straight/26685 Sometimes]], it takes real guts for a daughter to [[CallingTheOldManOut stand up to her mother]] when she's being a homophobic bitch.
--> '''Daughter:''' “Can you please just stop? This guy’s been pretty d*** helpful and probably has better taste in men than you!
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/when-toxic-personalities-become-intoxicated/25871 This chick]] knows how to deal with an angry drunk.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/preaching-to-the-converted/27548 This vicar]] shows us how best to deal with a HollywoodAtheist.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/bohemian-medicine/28199 There are some things that just unite us all.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-karate-kid-christmas-special/26311 Nine year old karate student: 1, six foot tall bully: 0]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/they-make-a-mockery-of-muggery/28860 This dude.]]
* The woman in [[http://notalwaysright.com/needs-to-press-paws/29017 this story]] saves a worker from harm, but the kicker is that she just goes on with her day like it was nothing. Perhaps the only sad part is that the worker never got to thank her for it.
* The submitter [[http://notalwaysright.com/being-the-bigger-man/24298 in this story]]. Two kids are throwing stuff everywhere in the supermarket. The cashier asks them to stop but the kids' parents [[HitlerAteSugar accuse her of being a Fascist for ordering them]] and threaten violence on her. The submitter, a six foot tall guy who has injuries on his face from a sports match earlier, takes one of the cans the kids have thrown and tells the father that it caused his injuries and asks if he'd rather deal with him personally or talk to the police. The terrified father is forced by the submitter to apologize to both him and cashier for his kids behavior.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/should-have-stayed-clear-of-the-bottle/30037 This woman]] manages to completely turn the tables on a robber.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/hey-mr-dj-put-my-record-on/30023 This DJ]].
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/on-the-need-for-hazard-pay-part-6/31022 Patient slaps a pregnant clerk.]] Turns out the clerk is married to a security guard, who [[PapaWolf makes it clear]] what will happen to the patient if there is even the slightest harm to the clerk or the baby because of what he did.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/how-to-deflate-the-bag/31167 A vandal gets out-trolled.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/karkat-thor-and-loki-walk-into-a-bar/31256 The day]] [[{{Homestuck}} Karkat]], [[ComicBook/TheMightyThor Thor]] and [[Film/{{Thor}} Loki]] defended the honor of [[VideoGame/LollipopChainsaw Juliet]] from two sexist pigs.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/why-nurses-should-rule-the-world-part-5/31268 Best]] MamaBear ever.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/there-is-a-meth-to-this-madness/31370 Well, I guess that's one way to report a guy on drugs.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-real-woman-versus-half-a-man/31544 “No, I’m all woman, but a woman willing to kick your a** if you don’t apologize to this girl.”]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-bald-and-the-beautiful/31850 Two teenagers discover why they shouldn't mouth off to bald women.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/speaking-american-is-a-country-diction-in-terms/30370 Sales representative vs. racist caller]]
--> "Why don't you get a dictionary, and look it up? While you're at it, look up 'inbred' and 'bigot', and call back when you figure out why I suggested it."
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/cpr-criminally-poor-reaction/31868 It's always nice when you do your job and potentially save someone's life]] AND smack down the idiots both at the same time.
* “If you want to speak Mexican, go back to Mexico. In America, we speak English.” [[http://notalwaysright.com/the-first-and-true-language-of-america/31947 “Sir, I was speaking Navajo. If you want to speak English, go back to England.”]] Burn.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-hole-in-one/32216 A stupid golfer gets a burn so hot that it's rival the sun itself.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/stress-about-the-dress/32503 This manager]] ''will not'' stand for people who insult her overweight customers.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/her-chances-of-a-place-are-spoiled/32516 Kudos go to this daycare owner]] for dealing with an irate customer insulting her employee.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/punch-drunk-and-love/31280 This poor sap]] [[ChewToy gets to be on the wrong end of two in succession.]] Here's a summary: Drunk guy hits on girl at bar. Girl says she's already married. Drunk guy says he could probably beat up her man. Girl doesn't deny that possibility, and since the guy is there, drunk guy tries to pick a fight. Guy tells drunk guy that he should probably leave "before he gets hurt", then clarifies [[ExactWords that he never said]] ''he'd'' hurt him, [[ActionGirlfriend as the girl floors the drunk with one punch.]] Drunk guy asks bartender to have girl and her husband thrown out. Bartender refuses. [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections Drunk guy claims to be the owner's brother.]] Bartender turns to girl and says [[BecauseImJonesy "Huh. I didn't know we had a brother."]] Then the bartender/owner bans the drunk guy for life and the bouncer, ''her'' husband, throws him out.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/hellish-customers/32890 Luffasir? It’s Lucifer, and I don’t need any more morons worshiping me. Now get the h*** out of here.]]
** In the same vein: [[http://notalwaysright.com/showing-devilish-customers-how-its-done/33771 I went [to Hell] once. Now I RULE it. Now GET OUT OF OUR STORE.]]
* This [[http://notalwaysright.com/grand-theft-innocence-part-6/32896 nosy woman]] gets owned, hard.
-->'''Woman''': You’re a little old to be playing ''Pokémon'', aren’t you?
-->'''Guy''': And your son’s a little young to be playing ''Grand Theft Auto'', isn’t he?
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/taking-account-of-your-actions-2/33089 A bank manager gives a recurring problem customer]] [[HoistByHisOwnPetard exactly what he asks for]].
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/retired-extremely-dangerous-part-2/33601 This old guy]] gives a well deserved TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to a young man who disrespects retired people.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/feeding-the-baby-and-the-trolls/33774 Two idiots with an in inexplicable hatred of breast feeding]] learn that those Renaissance faire swords? [[CoolSword They're real.]] For bonus points, the guard never broke character.
* An ex-colonel from the British army teaches [[http://notalwaysright.com/that-kind-of-behavior-is-just-not-cricket-part-2/34018 this scammer]] a lesson.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/putting-the-situation-on-to-a-knife-edge/34558 This]] customer stops a robbery with a fake knife! Albeit after realizing the robber's weapon was also fake.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/no-thick-crust-for-crusty-old-bigots/35050 This worker using a racist customer's own logic against him.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/pregnancy-test-versus-gods-test/35760 This teen]] who tells off a virulent religious bigot for making assumptions and also being blatantly hypocritical.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/soldiering-through-bad-customers/36548 Soldier tells off rude customers.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/klingon-to-the-hope-of-a-ticket/2460 "I would love to sir,]] [[Franchise/StarTrek but the needs of the one or the few do not outweigh the needs of the many".]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/had-it-up-to-their-neck-with-bad-customers/36642 Now that's Karma.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/low-on-the-milk-of-human-kindness/36678 When someone warns you that they know judo, listen to them.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/judge-a-sandwich-on-its-filling/27816 This]] well-off teenager who, despite her appearance, is quite generous with her money, using it to help others.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/their-service-is-undead/36787 This conversation.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/getting-owned-by-the-owner-part-6/36798 When crime leads to getting smacked in the face by a serving tray.]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/driven-over-the-edge/36889 "That’s assault, attempted assault, we’ll slap in attempted vehicular manslaughter if you open your mouth again, and on top of that driving while intoxicated. Thank you, ladies. Have a nice day!"]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/just-a-cast-the-first-stones-throw-away-from-a-true-christian/37014 "Well, if I’m going to Hell I don’t believe there’s much hope for any of us now, is there?"]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/dethroning-assumptions/36999 "Khaleesi!"]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/i-have-a-good-feeling-about-this/20413 "Best. Store. Ever."]]
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/love-a-jedi-shall-know/9507 "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"]] The ending is a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/hes-just-been-kod/37031 This guy]] stops a kid from getting CallOfDutyGhosts and informs a mother about the ESRB rating system. When the mother then says that adult video gamers are idiots and asks who'd play them, the staff inform her that they do, the narrator and plenty of people who come to the store.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/counting-and-discounting/37476 This kid]], who's about seven or eight, is able to understand percentages better than a fully grown man. He and his mother receive a well-earned discount in response.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/mail-order-disorder/37474 Who knew mail ladies could be awesome?]]
-->'''Mail Lady''': "Ma'am. Shut your d*** mouth and leave the poor guy alone! He didn't do anything wrong, and he's already CLEARLY waiting! If you don't stop, I won't give you your mail! You're just a rude old bat, aren't you?!"
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/crouching-tiger-hidden-powers/26459 This]] Chinese ice cream vendor lets another Chinese boy have some a moment.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/a-bark-as-bad-as-the-bite/38511 Impatient idiot]] confuses a jewelry store for a restaurant, not that most of them would stand up to this to begin with.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/our-great-discrimination-part-3/39151 This guy]] gives a spectacular TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to a bigot who accuses him of trying to blow up the store.
* [[http://notalwaysright.com/employee-of-the-year-part-2/2193 This fast food worker]], an English expatriate living in New Zealand. Upon working drive-thru for the first day, their first customer is someone who grew up down the road from them.
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!!From ''Not Always Romantic''
* [[http://notalwaysromantic.com/good-grief/23877 A knight in shining armour]]
* [[http://notalwaysromantic.com/a-heathen-is-for-life-not-just-for-christmas/23721 A Heathen is for life]].
* [[http://notalwaysromantic.com/the-true-meaning-of-seeing-clearly/18745 Being blind isn't always a bad thing.]]
* [[http://notalwaysromantic.com/a-good-service-for-those-in-service/21998 A female soldier vs. a customer who thought that women couldn't fight in battles]]
* [[http://notalwaysromantic.com/punch-drunk-love/22196 How to deal with an abusive boyfriend]]
* [[http://notalwaysromantic.com/girls-night-shout/22742 And here's how you handle a misogynist]]
* [[http://notalwaysromantic.com/putting-the-knee-into-a-jerk/22897 This girl hurts a guy who refuses to leave her alone - by accident!]]
* A man, who owns a bookstore, has a female friend with a knee injury being harassed by a jackass customer. [[http://notalwaysromantic.com/brace-yourself/24360 He calmly intervenes.]]
* [[http://notalwaysromantic.com/cupids-arrow-doesnt-always-fly-straight/26804 A couple who work at separate stores]] and get hit on by customers set the customers up with each other.
* [[http://notalwaysromantic.com/this-idiot-hasnt-got-a-leg-to-stand-on/24327 A girl]] defends her Marine boyfriend who lost his leg against a rude, sexist, entitled bastard.
* [[http://notalwaysromantic.com/true-love-has-no-hidden-a-genders/27092 A young woman defends]] her transgender friend from two bigoted assholes who wanted to score with her. Enraged, one of the college boys throws his drink at another costumer by accident who also happens to be transgender, and to put it simply, he's ''pissed off''.
* [[http://notalwaysromantic.com/love-is-in-the-cards/20660 That's some magic trick.]]
* [[http://notalwaysromantic.com/attack-of-the-nerds/28364 A large man tries to pick a fight with a geek]] in order to prove the geek's hot girlfriend that he's better than him. However, when the man shoves the girlfriend into a bookshelf, [[BewareTheNiceOnes the geek proceeds to kick the guy's ass]], leaving him unconscious with a broken arm while the geek himself only got a welt on his face!
* [[http://notalwaysromantic.com/rudolph-the-red-sabered-reindeer/29908 "What’s going on in the woods over there? Oh, it’s just a lightsaber duel…"]]
* [[http://notalwaysromantic.com/theyre-so-dream-a-dreamy/30174 They're So Dream A Dreamy]].

!!From ''Not Always Related''
* [[http://notalwaysrelated.com/mean-girls-the-next-generation/19442 Mean Girls: The Next Generation]] is one for both the mom and the daughter.
* What to do when your older sister tries to impose on you? [[http://notalwaysrelated.com/she-hit-a-nerve-pinch-part-2/24376 Why]], [[OneHitKill one-shot her]]!
* [[http://notalwaysrelated.com/a-borderline-infraction/27435 A grouchy rich German]] wants to own the submitter's father's five acre plot of land. When he is caught moving the property line stakes farther into their land, the man swears to them in German that the land should be his, not theirs. Unfortunately, the submitter reveals she can speak German and tells the grouch in German to leave their land or she'll call the police, and if he ever trespasses into their land again, she will shoot his ass with a paintball gun. The grouch quickly leaves!
** [[http://notalwaysrelated.com/they-understand-what-you-are-seine/26617 Two lewd Frenchmen]] make obscene comments about the attractive but "stupid Americans"...one of whom lives in Paris. She tells the "inbred sons of syphilitic wh***s" that if they don't stop harassing her baby sister (who ''can't'' understand them), [[FreudianThreat she'll cut off their pathetic excuses for manhood and feed them to the pigeons.]]
* [[http://notalwaysrelated.com/instigating-a-related-incident/27327 This]] story shows what happens when you mess with the son of a BadassGrandpa. Especially if he also has [[BigBrotherInstinct an older brother]].
* [[http://notalwaysrelated.com/dont-go-gentle-on-him/28268 A rude, sexist kid]] learns the hard way what being a true gentleman means.
* [[http://notalwaysrelated.com/some-relatives-you-never-see-anymore/30562 Ninja brother.]]

!!From ''Not Always Learning'':
* [[http://notalwayslearning.com/the-power-of-a-kenya-do-attitude/30445 The security guard in this story]] started teaching himself about electrical equipment because he was tired of his houses burning down from faulty wiring. Not only does he save a tech-inept tech student from himself and fix several other students' busted projects, the last line of the story says that he knew enough to test out of all but the most advanced classes! [[note]]For those that might not get what that means, the guard already knew enough about the subject that only the more advanced classes would have provided him with additional knowledge, and so, after passing tests to prove it, he was excused from needing to take the redundant courses.[[/note]]
** Not to mention, at first he thought the sound of the exploding lightbulb was a ''gun'', and he immediately burst in screaming, "THE FUCK WAS THAT? [[PapaWolf AIN'T NO ONE SHOOTING UP MY SCHOOL!]]"
* [[http://notalwayslearning.com/this-test-has-your-name-on-it/30633 The best way to reward those who are willing to work.]]
** [[http://notalwayslearning.com/feeling-like-an-atten-dunce/30948 A similar case, but with different circumstances.]]
* [[http://notalwayslearning.com/she-beat-him-to-the-punch/31100 Grade four bully picks fight with grade one schoolgirl.]] [[IWasBeatenByAGirl Grade one schoolgirl wins.]]
* [[http://notalwayslearning.com/revenge-is-sweat/31281 A somewhat overweight woman is harassed by a smaller patron when applying for a hour-long exercise program.]] [[{{Determinator}} She gives the exercise her all, finishing the hour, AFTER having just come off a half-hour session of the same exercise]], [[EpicFail while the one that harassed her gives up after 15 minutes]].
* Two whiny Star Wars fans vs. Awesome female Star Wars fan. [[http://notalwayslearning.com/they-are-but-learners-among-masters/31403 Guess who wins?]]
* [[http://notalwayslearning.com/methodist-and-the-madness/31873 This classroom]] [[IAmSpartacus stands up]] to their bigoted bible teacher.
** Similarly, [[http://notalwayslearning.com/a-victory-in-tragedy/32373 these students]] stand up to a teacher who won't let them get counseling for a student's death.
* [[http://notalwayslearning.com/she-has-a-mother-thing-coming-part-2/31939 This mother]] goes into MamaBear mode after learning that her son was being abused by his racist teacher. During the Civil Rights Movement!
--> '''My Mom:''' “You!” *walks closer to teacher* “Don’t you EVER lay a finger on my boy! If you have anything to say, you talk to me. I better not hear from him that you hurt him, because I’ll skin your a**! Got it?”
** [[http://notalwayslearning.com/no-pain-no-gain/32277 Another mother.]] “I never thought I’d say this, but lady, I am suing your a**.”
** [[http://notalwayslearning.com/anger-management-versus-desk-management/32380 “EXCUSE ME! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY DAUGHTER?!”]]
** [[http://notalwayslearning.com/making-the-teacher-get-the-picture/33033 This mother]]. The father is also implied to be a PapaWolf.
** This site gets a lot of {{Mama Bear}}s, it seems: [[http://notalwayslearning.com/bad-con-duct/33267 “If you EVER touch my son again, I will crush your windpipe so fast you won’t even REGISTER why you can’t breathe!”]]
* [[http://notalwayslearning.com/witness-versus-witless/32271 This bully]] gets what's coming to her.
* [[http://notalwayslearning.com/the-principals-of-bullying/32323 This principal]] does ''not'' stand for bullying. After hearing that a student was savagely beaten by one, he calls the bully into his office, and after an extended period of time persuades the bully to apologize and promise to never bother the student again! He really looks after his school.
* A minor example, but [[http://notalwayslearning.com/basic-chemistry-meets-advanced-physics/32192 this chemistry teacher]] crossed his ''very'' large lab in about a ''second'' because he heard a student scream and thought they were hurt. Impressive ''and'' dedicated to his students' safety!
* “I’m a man, and I demand to be treated like one!” [[http://notalwayslearning.com/misogyny-is-a-lie-ability/32595 “Start acting like one.”]] Owned.
* The student in [[http://notalwayslearning.com/being-very-candid-with-her-camera/32980 this story]] deserves a medal.
** The teacher in [[http://notalwayslearning.com/has-to-pull-up-her-sleeves-for-this-one/33336 this one]] deserves ten.
* [[http://notalwayslearning.com/arabian-plights/33116 These teachers]] tell off Islamophobic parents who don't want their students to learn about "Islamic culture". Made better by the fact that this was just past 9/11.
* [[http://notalwayslearning.com/a-new-reformation-appreciation/33751 This teacher's]] ingenious plan of teaching his students about the Reformation and getting donations.
* A student complains about "gays talking about gay stuff". [[http://notalwayslearning.com/dont-ask-dont-tell-just-got-told/33659 This teacher]] agrees... and forces the student to stop "talking about straight stuff", I.E. shutting him up.
* [[http://unfiltered.notalwayslearning.com/post/76163253028/middle-school-sweden-im-considered-the-kind-of This teacher]] braves a fire to rescue a class from a teacher who didn't think it was a real fire and ended up knocking her out to save her ass.
* [[http://notalwayslearning.com/in-good-standing-if-not-good-ruling/33994 Everyone wants a professor like this one.]]
* [[http://notalwayslearning.com/shes-hot-iron/34262 "You can call now me ‘Lady of Flames'."]] Yes ma'am!
* [[http://notalwayslearning.com/for-mature-players-only/34255 This student]] takes the mature response to theft... threatening to press charges for grand larceny. It works.
* [[http://notalwayslearning.com/coming-of-age-and-going-of-class/34490 This student]] cleverly gets his teacher to cancel the lesson.
* [[http://notalwayslearning.com/blind-eye-to-the-blindside-part-2/34543 Don't bully blind kids.]]
* [[http://notalwayslearning.com/those-who-dare-teach/34544 "I heard you whacked [Student] today! Obviously, you shouldn't do that, but that’s brilliant! I've been wanting to do that for years!"]]
* [[http://notalwayslearning.com/can-finally-let-her-hair-down/34610 This]] Spanish teacher.
* [[http://notalwayslearning.com/that-text-book-has-finally-gone-to-his-head/34685 A girl]] tells off a bully by whacking him over the head several times with her textbook (which he took from her). The teacher promptly gives the bully detention.
-->'''Bully''': "But she's the one that hit me! That’s not fair!"
-->'''Teacher''': "Yeah, but I've ''never'' seen her do that before. You must have done something to deserve it! So, detention!"

!!From ''Not Always Friendly''
* [[http://notalwaysfriendly.com/they-were-saved/34079 This family managed to save a family involved in a car accident!]] What happened later was not quite as epic, however... until the asshole is called out by ''everyone''.
* [[http://notalwaysfriendly.com/should-keep-gossip-on-a-knee-d-to-know-basis/34443 This woman puts down a gossiping stranger with an epic comeback line.]]
* Memorizing a dollar bill's serial number saves [[http://notalwaysfriendly.com/their-thieving-days-are-numbered/34551 this girl]] a lot of heartache.
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