* Norbit calling Rasputia the "Queen of Whores" after finding out she cheated on him, after leading the viewer to think he was too much of a HenpeckedHusband to say that.
* Norbit riding a bicycle to crash the wedding.
* Norbit telling Rasputia off as he crashes the wedding. He TookALevelInBadass when he expressed his love for Kate and the fondness of the memories he's had with her, and expressed his disdain with being with Rasputia. What he tells her just really sells it.
-->'''Norbit:''' I'm bein' a man for the first time in my life. Kate... Kate, I love you.\\
'''Rasputia:''' (she, Big Jack, and Earl stormed into the church) What the hell did you just say!?\\
'''Norbit:''' You heard what I said, strumpet! I love Kate! That right! I love you, Kate! And the last two weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my whole entire miserable life with you, Rasputia! It's over! [[NotAfraidOfYouAnymore Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your bitch!]]

* When Norbit's plan to prove Deion's gold digging fails due to a paper getting destroyed, he reveals that he called all of Deion's exes! This, in turn, foils Rasputia's plan.
* Mr. Wong throwing a whaling spear at Rasputia's butt!
** Any time Mr. Wong stands up to the Latimore Brothers, considering he is the only one in town brave enough to the very end.
* The townspeople chasing Rasputia and her brothers out of town.
* When Norbit and Kate get married... also a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}.
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