* The reading of ''A Complete History of Everything'', just because it's the voice of Creator/StephenFry.
* When confronted by a small army of Sphinxes, Helena consults A Really Useful Book. It just tells her how tough its pages are and that it's chewier than taffy. Let us remind you that these Sphinxes love to eat books...
-->'''Helena:''' Brave thing to say.
* The flight of the Monkeybirds. Damn those guys can move!
* "NO! I DON'T WANT TO BE A WAITER!"
* [[TheHero Helena]] to the [[EvilCounterpart Princess:]]
-->[[IronicEcho "Real life?]] [[ThisIsMySide You couldn't handle real life!"]]
* The fact that Mrs. Bagwell is still merrily alive despite living in a house of about 30 man-eating Sphinxes. [[PluckyGirl "Don't let them see you're afraid"]] indeed.
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