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* Hank's first appearance is a LaserGuidedKarma RoaringRampageOfRevenge on the most recent people to be {{Jerkass}}es to Charlie. While his later antics push the line, it's hard not to cheer for him.
-->'''Hank''': Still wanna skip rope in the street? \\
'''Girl''': I'm gonna tell my daddy on you, Charlie!\\
'''Hank''': Wrong answer. [[TransformationNameAnnouncement And the name's Hank]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch fuckface]]. (''*dunks her back in the fountain*'')
* After calling in a fake report to get the heat off of Charlie, his sons tie up their police escort and head off. He makes a big mistake by threatening to beat Charlie. [[spoiler:Cue them giving him a well-deserved {{ass shove}}. '''''With a chicken.''''']]
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