* Tox in his early years in Mall Fight doing a Shoop-Da-Whoop so powerful that it destroyed a Zerg Rush, Saber's Landsub, went straight into space and blew up the planet Molxa.
* Connor shooting Female Sam G's crotch, rocketing her miles away.
* Tox and Waffles doing a bro-fist so epic that it blew up the planet Molxa ''again''.
* Waffles downing a Dalek Armada ship with one finger blast.
* Waffles stealing a [[RunawayTrain runaway train]], pulling a massive U-turn, moving a ramp in front of the train with his [[MagicFromTechnology Dalek Telekinesis]], ramming into a ClockTower, killing Tox, Connor, and Knife, while wearing [[WTHCostumingDepartment MLP Plushie Armor]].
* Nega Knife's epic final battle with Sister in Knife's Mall Fight, as well as Tox's final battle with Nega Tox in Mall Fight 3.
* Nega Knife blocking a Rocket Punch ''with his dick''.
* The fight between Nemesis and Mango Sentinel.
* Diablo making good on his aspirations to be evil.
* The credits to Mall Fight 7.
* The [[MindScrew really]] real Tox making an ''actual opening scene'' for Mall Fight 8.
** And Earthventure.
*** ''And'' Mall Fight 9.
* Waffles and Tox fighting on steroids and hallucinogenics, respectively.
* Daeron barely escaping the furniture store before it is blown up by Missingno.
* The fight against the Hunter Killers, and Daeron's escape from the Purger.
* Everyone vs. Tom. Hell yes.
* Daeron and Waffles "accidentally" obliterating all of Eric's porn.
* The battle at the Tower of Babel, which included: getting drunk, fighting for a lifetime supply of porn, and [[StuffBlowingUp countless explosions]].
* Justin staring directly at a explosion causing it to retreat out of fear. He then [[CouldntFindALighter lights a cigarette with it]] and calls it a pussy.
* Waffles/Justin' [[CurbStompBattle verbal beatdown]] of Eric and finally him banning once and for good.
-->'''Waffles''': I will not stand for the mockery of something I helped pioneer.
* Salt and Waffles awakening there God powers at the same time and fighting each other to test it out. They leveled a wing of the Mall.
** Most of this was the two of them just throwing tougher and tougher punches at one another.
* There's been at least two instances where Salt has landed a critical hit at the last moment and won for it in Earthventure. The first had a rival necromancer kill her horde and move onto to kill her. Salt tapped his forehead and ended up making him a frozen statue. Then again, when surrounded by Anubis-led skeletons, she ended up freezing the whole of them with a natural 20.