* Harold and Kumar's slow-motion walk towards a sports car while wearing fancy clothes.
* Dr. Beecher's rant at Agent Fox.
--> Shut up! I'm tired of your shit! You think you can push me around just because I'm smart?! Well, you can't! Any idiot could see that these kids are innocent, but you were just too stupid to realize that! It's people like you who make the world think Americans are stupid! Well, we aren't! We're smart, and we're not gonna take this shit anymore! ''(to Harold and Kumar)'' Don't worry, kids. It's all going to be OK.
* Harold and Kumar knocking out the Department of Homeland Security Agents with mace, putting on a parachute, and jumping out of a crashing plane with Agent Fox firing at them the whole way down.
* George W. Bush telling his dad that he doesn't want to listen to him anymore.