* Tommy Doyle, after spending much of his life tormented by the memory of Michael's original killing spree, beats him repeatedly with a pipe and then, in possibly the best subversion of a horror trope ever, BEATS HIM MORE when he's down.
* Dr. Loomis, after finding Jamie's stabbed body, in the Producer's Cut:
-->'''Jerkass Sheriff''': You people don't have any business in my town.
-->'''Dr. Loomis''': Michael Myers... IS my business.
* "[[CallingTheOldManOut I see only ONE bastard in this house.]]" Granted, she get smacked for that comment, but this, along with [[spoiler:the YourHeadAsplode death he got]] is pretty much an awesome form of retribution for John Strode's stupidity.
** Followed by Danny pulling a knife on John for smacking Kara.