From Full-Life Consequences

* "[[BadassBoast its time for me to live up to my ]][[BadassFamily family name]] [[PreAssKickingOneLiner and face]] [[TitleDrop full life consequences]]"
* "its a good day to do [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment what has to be done by me]] and help [[HeroicMime my brother]] to defeat the enemys"
* [[MemeticMutation "Zombie goasts leave this place"]]
* "I cant give you my lisense officer" John Freeman said "Why not?" said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman. [[CaptainObvious "Because you are headcrab zombie"]]
* And the [[RougeAnglesOfSatin pants]] were dead.

From What Has Tobe Done

* "Dear John Freeman, how are you? I miss you at home come home safe and soon with Gordon Freeman for thanksgiving dinner. Love mom."
* [[{{Narm}} "I WILL KILL THE BOSS AND GORDON FREEMAN WILL BE HAPPY SOUL!"]]
* "John Freeman... you got here slow and [[AndThenJohnWasAZombie now i am zombie goast]]. you will pay..."

From Hero Beggining

* "ATTACK THE COMBINES!"
* [[WantonCrueltyToTheCommonComma Then a big rocket came down and blew a guys arm off and legs and head and killed other people too.]]
* [[PapaWolf "Combines leave my son alone"]] John Freeman [[DeusExMachina said]].

From Free Man
* Probably the most Badass line to ever grace the literary world: "I have to kill fast and bullets too slow"
* Humens have to fight for freedome!
* John Freeman "loked his head around and saw trees and aminals and humens then looked at glowy tower and knew [[HeroicSacrifice what has to be done]]."
* The ludicrously long fight scene halfway through the machinima, in which John Freeman flies through every Valve game ever made and throws a ten-car train clear of its rails.