* The way Gia deals with Wilhelmina's [[{{Jerkass}} bitchy receptionist]].
--> '''Gia:''' Hi, I'm here to see Wilhelmina Cooper.
--> '''Receptionist:''' So is the rest of the world. And the rest of the world is way ahead of ''you'', honey.
--> '''Gia:''' ...I have an appointment.
--> '''Receptionist:''' Of course you do.
--> '''Gia:''' 11 o'clock; Gia Marie Carangi.
--> '''Receptionist:''' G what?
--> ''(Gia loses her patience, produces a knife and starts carving her name into the desk)''
--> '''Gia:''' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis G... I... A.]] Fuck the rest of it, call me Gia. Do you think you can remember that, honey?