* Waylon Jeepers approaches Freakazoid and asks him if he'd like to see something [[ShmuckBait "straaange and mysticaaaal?"]] Freakazoid, without hesitating for a nanosecond: "'''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOO!!!]] GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WATCH! LAY OFF THE POOR BEAVERS, WILL YA?!? ''SHEEEESH''! YOU'RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! WE WERE ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL ''YOU'' SHOWED UP, JEEPERS! ''UUUUUUUUGH''! GO HAVE SOME COFFEE, WITH CREAM, OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE I'LL TELL ''YOU'' SOMETHING: ''THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!!'''''"
** Not only did Freakazoid effectively show kids how to deal with creeps, but he secured himself as being awesome, forever.
** Note: Normally, this would be a SugarWiki/FunnyMoment rather than a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome, but it's {{F|unPersonified}}reakazoid, so it's okay.
** Making this even better is that Paul Rugg, Freakazoid's voice actor, improvised almost all of that rant. ''[[UpToEleven EVEN]]'' better than that is that Rugg wasn't even a voice actor to begin with -- he was the show's head writer, and won the role by accident, when he demonstrated how Freakazoid was supposed to sound like to help the casting of the role, and Creator/StevenSpielberg liked his performance so much that he said on the spot "the role is yours."
*** How about the end of that episode, where he makes out with the hottest of the girls who rejected him earlier, lampshading it by mentioning it's "shallow, cheap, and based sorely on hormones" before going back to sucking face?
* During one episode, there's a short bit where Freakazoid's entire RoguesGallery has [[LoveInterests Steph]] held captive in a high tower. Freakazoid proceeds to mow through the whole lot of them to save her.
* In "Freakazoid is History!", Freakazoid [[ArtisticLicenseHistory averts World War II]] by checking the Pearl Harbor bombers for [[BreadEggsMilkSquick fruits, vegetables and torpedoes]].
** And in the altered timeline, [[spoiler:Sharon Stone can act, Rush Limbaugh is a bleeding-heart liberal, Euro-Disney is packed, cold fusion works, there are no Creator/ChevyChase movies, and [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain the Brain]] is the president.]]
* From "The Cloud." Freakazoid quickly stops The Lobe's evil plot - using [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext a giant cloud to turn people into zombie clowns]] - just by telling him "[[StupidestThingIveEverHeard That's the stupidest plan I've ever heard of!]]" and ranting at him till the Lobe is reduced to tears. The Lobe is so distraught, in fact, that he even apologizes to the viewers.
** The kicker? Freakazoid [[SubvertedTrope actually thought it was]] ''[[SubvertedTrope brilliant.]]''
* Pretty much anytime Cosgrove tells someone to cut it out, but special mention goes to getting the Warner Brothers (and Warner Sister) to behave in the [[http://majorspoilers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Ani4.jpg crossover comic]].