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* Jedburgh's keynote:
-->'''Jedburgh:''' ''(After banging two bars of plutonium together and causing a criticality event live on a conference stage)'' Hey what's the matter? Don't y'all wanna be part of the New Age of plutonium lunacy?
* Jedburgh brings some of his freshly stolen plutonium to a conference at Gleneagles Hotel ''and makes it go critical '''in his hands''','' irradiating himself and [[BigBad Grogan]] with a bright flash of pure awesome.
** It should be noted that Jedburgh was already fatally irradiated from spending time around the Hot Cell in Northmoor. He had nothing to lose by causing the criticality, though it doesn't detract from the awesome one bit.
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