* '''''The fact that it's out.'''''
* Also, Duke himself [[FlippingTheBird Flipping off]] an alien spaceship.
* "After 12 fucking years, it should be." BEST. LINE. EVER!
** Hell, that whole SCENE is a CMOA. Playing a game, WHILE getting blown by TWO hotties at once ([[TwinThreesomeFantasy TWINS nonetheless]])
* I think we can agree the new [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-b78TKZIyw Reveal Trailer]] is one long, 2:30 CMOA. Despite being cut down from the PAX trailer, it still manages to blow you away. ESPECIALLY considering that it reveals the new, definite release date.
* Ladies and gentlemen, we have now been subjected to what we thought impossible. He could take the invasion. He could take turning all the men into [[StealthPun grotesque, women abusing pigs]]. He could even take those alien bastards [[FelonyMisdemeanor drinking all his beer]]. But the second you touch his babes, oh Lord Almighty. Duke Nukem is fucking [[http://cdn.gearboxsoftware.com/dukenukemforever.com/assets/audio/DUKE_Map03_Line_04.mp3 PISSED]]. This also carries over into a [[http://cdn.gearboxsoftware.com/dukenukemforever.com/assets/audio/DUKE_Map12c_RipEyeOut.mp3 spiritual successor]] to a certain line we know.
* What would Duke do? [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qe3juCDgfM Something amazing]] is what!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGkV-YZDSy4 The theme song]], which is a remix of Grabbag from Duke Nukem 3D. It just cements the fact that the game is finally and truly here!
* [[spoiler: Me? I'm gonna RUN for president! *Crowd Cheers*...Hail to the king, baby!]]