* Barnabas's response to Angelique's proposal that they become business partners and lovers. "You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!"
* Carolyn's unexpected badassery during the climax.
--> Carolyn: GET OUT OF MY ROOM.
** Not to mention how she ends up taking it in stride that her family [[spoiler:finally learned she was a werewolf]]. Given the implication that she was so withdrawn to keep that secret, [[spoiler:it says a lot that she keeps going when they find out.]]
* Elizabeth, armed only with a shotgun, fighting back the enchanted house ''and'' claiming multiple hits on Angelique.
* David's mother's banshee shriek, which ended the fight against Angelique.