* Sam buying back Cheers in "Cry Harder".
-->'''Sam''': Right. I, uh, OK I got eighty-five cents here.
-->'''Jim Montgomery''': ...I'll take it.
-->'''Sam''': Hey guys! I low-balled him!
* In "Coach's Daughter," when Lisa (Coach's... y'know) tells off her fiance, a JerkAss who was only marrying her so she (his boss) would give him a new sales territory.
-->'''Lisa''': Roy, I don't want to marry you. I decided I want a man as good as my father.
-->'''Roy''': Wait, hold on here. What about Pennsylvania?
-->'''Lisa''': Roy, you don't get Pennsylvania, and you don't get me. You just get more and more obnoxious.
* Diane Chambers, ''[[UnderestimatingBadassery of all people]]'', stuns all silent with a Crowning Moment Of Awesome, when [[YouGoGirl she saves the day bowling against Gary's Olde Towne Tavern]]--defending the honor of her sorority in the process. And while we're at it, [[BadassAdorable she tops it all off with a sweet moment of]] SophisticatedAsHell:
--> '''Diane:''' ''(Fiery Look at Gary)'' [[YourMother Your MAMMA!]] ''(Grins)''
--> ''(BIG cheer from the rest of the gang!)''
** Plus her [[GentlemanSnarker polite and classy]] TheReasonYouSuckSpeech to him earlier:
-->'''Diane:''' Excuse me, but youíve ''obviously'' come here to belittle my friends. Why, I can only speculate--[[CompensatingForSomething perhaps you're compensating for some physical shortcoming]], I don't know.... But itís ''tragic'' that you place such ''stock'' in some--[[MenUseViolenceWomenUseCommunication silly competition!]] What of higher attainments?--What of ''loftier'' pursuits?--What of ''art''...and ''philosophy''? What of ''music''?
-->'''Gary:''' ''(Shrugs)'' [[InsufferableGenius I graduated magna cum laude in American Literature from Princeton.]]
-->'''Diane:''' ''(Sweet smile)'' [[BadassBoast Oh? Couldn't make summa?]]
* Rebecca in her first appearance laid down the law for Sam when giving him a second chance.
-->'''Rebecca:''' Again, in baseball-ese - it's the bottom of the ninth, two out, two strikes... [[BadassBoast and you've got]] '''''[[BadassBoast no balls.]]'''''
* The Cheers gang finally winning the feud with Gary in ''Bar Wars VII'' during the final season.
** And the triumphant return of [[ConMan Harry the Hat]], still on the top of his game after a ten-year absence. Cheers wins the feud because Harry tricks Gary into [[spoiler:''having his bar demolished.'']]
* Sam, in the first season episode "The Boys in the Bar", when the regulars are trying to pressure him into ejecting two suspected homosexuals by threatening to find another bar.
-->'''Sam:''' Hey, listen, those guys are staying. Anyone else wants to leave, that's fine.
-->'''Norm:''' Okay, Sam, you know what kind of bar this could turn into?
-->'''Sam:''' It's not going to turn into the kind of bar that I have to throw people out of.
** Diane's reaction: "[[PrepositionsAreNotToEndSentencesWith That's the noblest preposition you've ever dangled.]]"
*** The conclusion is also a CMOA, in which Diane reveals that the two men the gang hustled out of ''Cheers'' were not gay, and that the two gay men she said were in the bar were still there, and had a ball watching the gang behave like morons the entire time. She says as she walks away, "Isn't that right, guys?", and two of the regulars kiss Norm on the cheek.
*** To his credit, Norm concedes defeat--as only Norm can:
---->'''Norm:''' ''(pointing at the regular on his right)'' Better than Vera.
* Coach, of all people, helping Harry with a KansasCityShuffle to win all of Coach's poker winnings back from another con man. This made Harry the Hat a likeable EnsembleDarkhorse, instead of the seedy con man he could have been.
* Cliff has read that his medication can cause male breast enlargement:
-->'''Cliff:''' I see you all looking at my chestal area; stop it! I don't have breasts!
-->'''Rebecca:''' Don't let them get to you, Cliff. I took that medication and the risk of side effects is very overrated.
-->'''Cliff:''' Oh, yeah, Rebecca? How long ago did you take it?
-->'''Rebecca:''' About twenty years ago; back when I was a little boy.
* In the episode "Sam's Women," Sam thinks Diane thinks that the only women Sam can get are all stupid. Diane asserts that an intelligent woman would never fall for his lines. They argue about it (and insult each other), and finally apologize. Then they have this conversation:
-->'''Sam:''' Well I'll be darned.
-->'''Diane:''' What?
-->'''Sam:''' Nothing, I just... noticed something.
-->'''Diane:''' What?
-->'''Sam:''' Well I guess I've never, uh, never looked into your eyes.
-->'''Diane:''' Something wrong with them?
-->'''Sam:''' No, I, ah... I just don't think I've seen eyes that color before. As a matter of fact, I don't think I've ''ever'' seen that color before. ''[Shakes head]'' Yes I have, yes I have...
-->'''Diane:''' Where...?
-->'''Sam:''' I was, ah, I was on a ski weekend, up at Stowe. I was coming in late one day, last person off the slope. The sun had just gone down... And the sky became this incredible color. I, I usually don't notice things like that. I found myself kind of walking around in the cold, hoping it wouldn't change. Wishing that I had somebody there to share it with. Afterwards I tried to convince myself that I'd imagined that color, that I hadn't really seen it, that... nothing on this earth could be that beautiful. Now I see I was wrong.
-->''[Diane stares at him silently, near tears]''
-->'''Sam:''' Wouldn't work, huh?
-->'''Diane:''' ...What?
-->'''Sam:''' An intelligent woman would see right through that.
-->'''Diane:''' ''(Sadly)'' Oh-- ''(covering loudly)'' ''OH...!'' In a minute!
** Made funnier by Diane turning, grabbing one of the drinks on her tray and gulping it down.
* Diane gets in a vicious one during their breakup at the end of Season 2.
-->'''Diane:''' Do you know what the difference between you and a fat, braying ass is?
-->'''Sam:''' No.
-->'''Diane:''' The fat, braying ass would. ''(oh, snap!)''
* Frasier's speech to Sam and Diane in the ending sequence of "Triangle":
--> '''Frasier:''' [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Youíre BOTH pitiful! I'M pitiful! Weíre ALL THREE a pitiful mťnage-ŗ-BOOBS!]] Well, ''this'' boob is moving on--[[SorkinRelationshipMoment you know, you two may not have the courage to face it, but I finally do:]] Sam and Diane, you are now and have always been hopelessly in--[[GentlemanSnarker I GUESS the word for it is]]--[[OneTrueLove "love"...and unfortunately for you, like it or not, you always WILL be!]]
--> '''Sam:''' You are so--!
--> '''Diane:''' This is NOT--!
--> '''Frasier:''' I KNOW!--''I KNOW!!!'' ''({{Beat}})'' [[GenreSavvy Now youíre gonna deny it!]] Even though [[EveryoneCanSeeIt itís LUDICROUSLY obvious to EVERYONE around you,]] [[TrueLoveIsBoring you two will go on pretending that itís not true]] [[ManChild because youíre]] [[DramaQueen emotional INFANTS!]] Youíre in a living ''hell''! [[SlapSlapKiss You love each other. And you hate each other.]] [[BelligerentSexualTension And you hate yourselves for loving each other]]--''well'', my dear friends, I want no ''part'' of it! Itís time I just picked up my life where I left off. Itís time to put Humpty Dumpty back together again. So Iíll get out of here now, so you can just get on with your...''denial fest''. ''(Storms out)''
** It's so awesome, the StudioAudience responds with thunderous applause!
** This ''was'' to be Kelsey Grammer's exit after fulfilling his 8 episode contract, but the producers decided Frasier Crane was too good of a character to throw away, and thus, 19 more years of Frasier Crane ensued in one form or another.
* The final sequence of "Chambers vs. Malone". After Sam proposes to Diane in court (ItMakesSenseInContext...), Diane apologizes for putting him through the whole ordeal--and then promises not to hold him to the proposal. She then begins to leave--but...
--> '''Sam:''' ''Where'' are you going...? ''(Diane stops; turns to him as he rises)'' Y'know, you're not gonna get off that easy--y'know, you're gonna ''pay'' for what you put me through.
--> '''Diane:''' ...What do you mean...?
--> '''Sam:''' I proposed to you...you said "yes". Now they can stop me from ''killing'' you...but they can't stop me from marrying you.
--> ''(Pause. Diane stares at him. Sam smiles, beckoning with his finger.)''
--> '''Diane:''' ''(Running to him)'' '''[[TearsOfJoy Oh, SAM!]]'''
--> ''(BIG hug--long applause from the StudioAudience!)''
** May also double as a [[HeartwarmingMoments Moment of Heartwarming]].
* Diane's moment in Season 4's "Cliffie's Big Score", where she walks into the bar in a glamorous and sexy evening dress, [[HelloNurse to the delight of]] ''all'' the guys in the bar. Diane girlishly ''revels'' in the admiration--understandably; she's the "popular gal" for the night!
--> '''Sam:''' ''(Straightening up as she heads over)'' Good heavens. ''Whoa''!
--> '''Woody:''' Miss Chambers, you look ''beautiful''!
--> '''Diane:''' Oh, thank you, Woody!
--> '''Sam:''' ''(Leaning back again; admiringly)'' Doesn't she?
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