!! The 1973 film.
* The Barbershop Quartet singing to Wilbur. Never has a song to a pig been so damn awesome to [[Pikachu4Prezident This Troper]].

!! The 2006 film.
* Templeton outsmarting the two dimwitted crows Brooks & Elwyn ending with the crows in humilating situations.
-->'''Templeton''': Oh yeah! [[CatchPhrase The Rat RULES!]]
* Wilbur convincing Templeton to get Charlotte's egg sack. Tempelton's ranting also crosses a CrowningMomentOfFunny
-->'''Wilbur''': I need you to get that eggsack up there. And I need you to do it ''now!''
-->'''Templeton''': I don't think I like your tone, kid.
-->'''Wilbur''': CAN'T YOU JUST ''ONCE'' YOUR LIFE [[WhatTheHellHero THINK OF SOMEBODY OTHER THAN YOURSELF?!]]
-->'''Tempelton''': "Once?" Once?"
-->'''Wilbur''': C'mon Templeton!
-->'''Templeton''': No, Wilbur! ''You'' c'mon! Who got his hindquarters pecked to make you "radiant" huh? ''Tempelton''! And who interrupted the gorging of a lifetime so you could be "humble"? Why I believe it was ''Templeton!'' Templeton! Templeton! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis TEMP-LE-TON!]] And Do I get thanked? ''({{Main/Beat}})'' No! Well has it ever occurred to you, [[WhatsInItForMe that even a rat might like a little appreciation?]] Maybe a little, dare I say it...''love'''?
-->'''Wilbur''': Do it and you'll get dibs on my slop for the rest of my life.
-->'''Templeton''': Done!