* [[Creator/ConanOBrien Conan O'Brien]] curbstomping Bill Maher. All while Bill Maher's attempts at humor are met with silence.
* [[TookALevelInBadass Nick Diamond]] vs. Zatar the Alien.
* Another one for Nick in "Nick's Return": Having been [[spoiler: in a coma for 2 episodes]], he [[spoiler: ''forces himself awake'' after hearing on TV that the producer's [[{{Jerkass}} jerk]] of a son will replace him if did a good enough job subbing for him that night]].
** It get's better! [[spoiler: Once he's awake, Nick ''broke said TV'' (probably in anger), stole an ambulance, '''drove back to the stadium''', KO'ed said son via '''headbutt''', and went back to work]] in time for the episode's main event, "Marilyn Manson vs. Garth Brooks".
* Nick and Johnny fighting Sam Donaldson (because he tried to take over their show by claiming they were dead) in "A Celebrity Deathmatch Special Report."
* The next episode, with {{Blink 182}} and 98 Degrees, is one big CMOA, mainly because it has the two bands fighting ''in huge ass Franchise/{{Gundam}}-esque [[HumongousMecha robots]]'' for most of the episode.
* Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards breaking up Jerry Seinfeld's fight with Tim Allen... to ''kick the crap out of Jerry for ending'' ''[[{{Series/Seinfeld}} their show]]''.
** Bonus points for Richards' speech.
* Pamela Anderson was getting beaten easily, then her opponent, [=RuPaul=], decides to flirt with Pam's husband at the time, Tommy Lee. Pam doesn't take this well, and she starts beating up [=RuPaul=] like she was born to do it!
** From the revived episodes: Pamela Anderson kicking Tommy Lee's ass because he gave her hepatitis
* Madonna kicks MichaelJackson into a pit of hydrochloric acid. Not only does Michael survive, but is also completely unharmed aside from having his plastic surgery removed.
* David Spade coming back from being curb stomped by Steven Seagal to actually win the match by slingshotting Scottie Pippen's championship ring through Segal's head.
* When Rodney Dangerfield had been on the receiving end of Don Rickles' insult humor in the [[TheRoast "Roast Match"]] where said humor led to laying blows, it was a BatmanGambit intended for Don to [[VictoryByEndurance burn through his material too soon,]] opening the way for Rodney to lay down a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown and [[http://liquidtelevision.com/video/celebrity-deathmatch-rodney-dangerfield-vs-don-rickles/ come back from behind to win.]]
* Marilyn Manson killing Charles Manson in a gruesome way fit for a such a monstrous person.