* EVERYTHING. If there's an awesome moment, it gets topped in the very next scene. And it keeps going!
* Laser high-fives. [[http://axecop.com/comic/ask-axe-cop-22/ Via Sun-Handling Gloves]]. "We're awesome." Truer words have not been spoken.
* From the cartoon, Axe Cop calls out Bad Santa thus: "I hope you like dying as much as I'm going to enjoy killing you." Possibly ''the'' most legitimately badass line he ever said, even if it does border on psychotic.
* Book Cop vs. The King of England. The entire fight is a series of secret attacks that both of them learned from the Secret Attack Almanac.
* The revenge of the Water Queen.
-->'''Axe Cop:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext No one will ever rhyme with Aubber ever again.]]
-->[[spoiler: '''Zelda Jaubber:''']] Not if I can help it!
-->'''The Water Queen:''' You can't. Prepare to get stabbed. '''[[MakingASplash By the entire ocean.]]'''
-->[[spoiler: '''Zelda Jaubber:''']] ''What?''
--> '''[[http://axecop.com/comic/page-200-stab/ *stab*]]'''