* EVERYTHING. If there's an awesome moment, it gets topped in the very next scene. And it keeps going!
* Laser high-fives. [[http://axecop.com/comic/ask-axe-cop-22/ Via Sun-Handling Gloves]]. "We're awesome." Truer words have not been spoken.
* From the cartoon, Axe Cop calls out Bad Santa thus: "I hope you like dying as much as I'm going to enjoy killing you." Possibly ''the'' most legitimately badass line he ever said, even if it does border on psychotic.