* [[LikeABadassOutOfHell Out of the bowels of hell he sailed]] / [[MundaneMadeAwesome Wielding a tankard of freshly-brewed ale!]]
* [[{{Squee}} Do what you want cos a Pirate is free!]] [[MostWonderfulSound You are a Pirate!]]
* 'You put your faith in Odin and Thor/we put ours in cannons and whores'
* The finale of "Death Throes of the Terrorsquid".

[[folder: "Thunderous volleys from our thirty-two pounder gun strike the beast, as our vessel moves in for the killing blow. From the bow of the ship the great harpoon is fired, [[Eye Scream impaling through the monster's cursed eyes. ]]
With a final scream of terror, [[KrakenAndLeviathan Leviathan]] rears up in defeat, [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu and is vanquished for all eternity!]]"]]
* ''1741 - The Battle of Cartagenea'' is a display of how awesome their HorribleHistoryMetal can be.
-->'''[[BigBadassBattleSequence The Skies are burning with thunder! The Seas ablaze in flame!]]'''!
-->'''[[BigBadassBattleSequence Set the course to Cartagenea, HISTORY'S WRITTEN TODAY!]]'''