* Bartleby's defense of SHIT.
* The response to Glen's command, "Faculty, STAND!" is a moment of awesome in a flowing stream of awesome.
* "You can take your Ph.D and shove it up your A.S.S.."
* After the sprinklers are set off, Maurice saves the party by declaring it a wet t-shirt party. Not only defeating the sabotage, but making the party ten times cooler.