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->''"I thought the movies were brilliant, but they would have been so much better if they'd been a musical. If they'd have considered a sort of Creator/BazLuhrmann/Creator/PeterJackson collaboration..."''
-->-- '''Martin Pearson''' (explaining how he came up with the show)

''The Unfinished Spelling Errors of Bolkien'' is a [[AffectionateParody lovingly irreverent re-telling]] of ''Film/TheLordOfTheRings'', interspersed with songs. The story sections tend to switch among pointing out the [[LampshadeHanging logical inconsistencies]] and {{plot hole}}s of the story, highlighting the [[PragmaticAdaptation differences between the book and the movie]], and sometimes just [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment careening off]] [[NonSequitur the rails]], depending on [[RuleOfFunny what is funniest at the time]].

The show is performed by Australian comedian, [[FolkMusic folk singer extraordinaire]] and all-around nerd Creator/MartinPearson.

A live recording of the show has been [[http://www.martinpearson.com.au/recordings released on CD]] in 2004. Pearson has also [[http://www.howtospotapsychopath.com/2010/04/20/but-some-elves-came-and-helped-them-who-werent-even-in-the-book/ officially stated]] that, given the difficulty of finding the show on CD for a reasonable price, [[DigitalPiracyIsOkay he's OK with fans torrent-downloading the show for free]].

A sequel, based on ''Film/TheHobbit'' movies, has been confirmed for release "after they come out".

'''Tracklist'''

# "The Shire" (3:59)
# "The Gandalf Song" (2:25)
# "Fellowship of the Ring" (13:20)
# "The Fellowship Song" (3:39)
# "Dwarves, Elves and Humans" (9:55)
# "The Two Towers Song" (3:46)
# "The Two Towers" (1:14)
# "The Balrog Song" (3:27)
# "The Journey Continues" (12:36)
# "The Nazgûl Song" (4:57)
# "Fangorn Forest and Helm's Deep" (12:27)
# "The Saruman Song" (4:03)
# "Frodo Heads for Mordor" (4:44)
# "The Legolas & Gimli Song" (3:39)
# "The Fall of Isengard" (18:06)
# "The Denethor Song" (3:54)
# "Pookums, Shelob and Friendly Ghosts" (12:58)
# "The Loo Break Song" (6:30)
# "Sarumartin of Many Colours" (1:09)
# "Book of Shadows" (1:35)
# "Get it Off" (0:17)
# "Terrorists of the Towers" (2:51)
# "Dwarven Chant" (1:32)
# "Dwarvishism" (0:17)
# "Does it Glitter" (0:16)
# "The Nine" (1:41)
# "Outtake No. 247" (0:21)

!! Unfinished Troping Errors

* ActingForTwo:[[invoked]] Mostly averted, as the show is largely in third person, but the songs are first-person, so "The Legolas and Gimli Song" requires Martin to switch between the high, soft Legolas voice and the loud, gruff, Scot-ish Gimli voice.
* ActorAllusion: At one point Gandalf refers to Faramir as "Dan", Creator/DavidWenham's character from ''Series/SeaChange''.
* AndThisIsFor: During Sam's attack on the Tower of Cirith Ungol, he stabs one victim for every name he can remember. The orcs are noted to be relieved he didn't bring his address book.
* AudienceParticipationFailure:
** During the "Fellowship of the Ring" song, to the tune of "If You're Happy and You Know It", the second verse defeats the audience, who attempt to clap at "If you're Gimli and you know it, grab your axe", and then again at "Give those nasty goblins 40 whacks" a full 40 times. Pearson has to pause the song and clarify. Naturally, it all makes the whole thing funnier.
** Issues with clapping also arise in the Saruman Song.
---> '''Pearson:''' I might try it without your kind assistance...
* AudienceParticipationSong: All of the songs have "a bit in it for" the audience.
* BigOlEyebrows: Much is made of Gandalf's.
* BornUnlucky: Boromir, apparently, who spent most of his younger years getting lost, and subsequently is the only one ensnared by the Ring's power and KilledOffForReal.
* BlackSpeech: "The Two Towers Song" (and elsewhere)
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: Well, more like squick squick really-bad-squick. The Uruk-Hai’s repertoire of songs are listed as “Killing In The Rain”, “Raindrops Keep Falling On The Dead”, and the ‘ever-popular Orcish love ballad, “I’m About To Tear Off Your Scrotum and Eat It”’.
* BulletproofFashionPlate: Legolas.
--> "Legolas, meanwhile, still has perfect hair -- still braided -- and appears remarkably clean, yet he has no backpack. Where does he keep his brush?"
* CompensatingForSomething: Martin notes that Saruman's EvilTowerOfOminousness is completely hollow, and wonders if he could be compensating for something.
* {{Elfeminate}}: Almost any time Legolas is mentioned.
* EndingFatigue: "The Loo Break Song" is an InUniverse comment on the seemingly endless succession of endings in ''The Return of the King'' (and on the audience's desperate need to empty their bladders once the film actually finishes).
* EvilLawyerJoke: "The Saruman Blues" has the line "I've got this guy called Grima, he's a slimy troublemaker, more disturbing than a lawyer who's a part-time undertaker."
* FantasticRacism: "What is this inability to put dwarves on screen?! SPECIESIST, THAT'S WHAT IT IS!"
* FluffyTheTerrible: The Witch-King sits on his vast, evil, bat-winged steed... Pookums.
* ForgotAboutHisPowers: Martin points out that the Balrog seems completely unaware of the fact that it has wings.
* TheGuardsMustBeCrazy: Minas Tirith’s guards are pathetic, taking forever to half-heartedly say ‘halt’ to Gandalf and Pippin any time they get mentioned, even when Gandalf is clubbing their boss Denethor with his staff. The only order they ever follow promptly is to flee for their lives.
* IAmXSonOfY: Mocked repeatedly, especially in Rohan.
-->''Éowyn and Éomer, son of Éomund; Théoden, son of Thengel; and Gríma, son of a bitch.''
* ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy: The Witch-King ''very carefully'' misses Frodo's heart when he stabs him.
* InherentlyFunnyWords: When describing Boromir's nose, Pearson pauses and repeats the word just to savour it.
--> ''[Boromir] did, however, inherit his [father's] receding hairline and huge conk. (''beat'') Conk.''
* InvincibleHero: Aragorn believes he is this, knowing in advance that the third film refers to him with the title. Thus when he falls off a cliff in ''[[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheTwoTowers The Two Towers]]'', Pearson notes his astonishment.
* KilledMidSentence: After the first chorus of Gollum's song (a parody of "Ring of Fire" without backing music) begins the second verse:
--> ''The taste of fish is sweet''--\\
'''SPLASH. Sizzle.'''
* LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn: The Nazgûl in ''Fellowship'' are followed by Sauron's chamber orchestra, playing the appropriately titled tune, "Theme for Loud Unsubtle Bastards".
* LiveAlbum: It was recorded live at the Merry Muse in Canberra, April 2004.
* MinorInsultMeltdown: The Balrog is pissed because Pippin apparently dropped the dead orc into his mug of cocoa.
* MusicalPastiche: Most of the songs are parodies or use the tunes of other songs. Sometimes it makes sense, such as "Ghost Riders in the Sky" for "The Nazgûl Song"; other times... less so.
* ObviouslyEvil: Pearson laments that Gandalf did not pick up on the fact that Saruman was a bad guy, despite living in a tower completely painted black, and even worse, [[{{Typecasting}} played by]] Creator/ChristopherLee.
* PluckyComicRelief: "Gimli arrives with his introductory pratfall, and we realise that he has drawn the Comic Relief short straw for the movie."
* PowderGag: Gimli blows on the horn of Helm Hammerhand and gets covered in powder that old Helm left in there as a joke.
* PrecisionFStrike: Perhaps surprisingly, there is only one use of the word "fuck" in the show.
* PrettyFreeloaders: Elrond hangs out in Théoden's tent. Théoden gets a bit tired of it.
* PullARabbitOutOfMyHat: Elrond ''tries'' to give Aragorn the sword Andúril, and winds up pulling out two white rabbits and a dove. Aragorn is bemused; Elrond is rather sheepish.
* {{Pun}}: A couple stand out, even by the standards of the show.
-->"Merry wants them to go to war, but the Ents consider this a ''moot'' point."\\
(''{{collective groan}} from the audience'')
* PuppyDogEyes: Frodo attempts his scary face on Gollum, and "looks about as threatening as a Girl Guide crossed with a Pokémon".
* RunningGag: The second half of the show covers the third movie and has repeated references to Frodo trying to find his way to "Book Three".
* SelfDeprecation: "The Ents are slow and boring, have no social skills, speak a language nobody else understands, and can't remember what women look like. Merry and Pippin immediately grasp the awful truth: ''he's a [[FolkMusic folkie]]''!"
* SeriousBusiness
--> ''This isn't ''Literature/TheHobbit'' any more, this is serious literature!''
* ShoutOut: Many, including ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'', ''Film/TheSixthSense'', and ''Series/TheQuatermassExperiment''.
* SongParody: Every song. The originals are, in order:
--> "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver\\
"If You're Happy And You Know It"\\
"King of the Road" by The Proclaimers\\
"I've Just Seen A Face" by the Beatles\\
"Wouldn't It Be Loverley" from My Fair Lady\\
"Ghost Riders In The Sky" by Johnny Cash\\
"Summertime Blues" by Eddie Cochran\\
"Anything You Can Do" from Annie Get Your Gun\\
"Burning Love" by Elvis Presley\\
"Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash\\
"The Battle Hymn of the Republic" by Julia Ward Howe
* ThemeNaming: The songs are all called "The [Noun] Song".
* VillainSong: Sauron, Saruman, the Nazgûl and the Balrog all get songs from their perspective.
* WakeUpFighting: Apparently so common in Rohan, the morning buglers have learned to just run away after playing a single note, lest they get hacked to bits by the troops they just woke up.
* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent:
--> ''At this point we are introduced to the other Hobbits: Sam, a Devonshire Hobbit; Pippin, an Irish-Scottish-Gaelic Hobbit; and Merry... your guess is as good as mine.''
* WipeTheFloorWithYou: The first fight between Gandalf and Saruman in Orthanc is described thusly:
--> Saruman not only wipes the floor with Gandalf, he rotary-polishes it as well.
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