[[caption-width-right:197:"Just you know why..."]]

-->''"Troper, would you like to eat some Panda Cheese?"''

Nah, I've got to describe it first.

'''''Panda Cheese''''' is an obscure cheese brand from Egypt. However, they were known for their 2010 series of advertisements which went [[ViralMarketing viral on the internet]] and even managed to win two grands prix at the 2010 Dubai Lynx. It became a minor MemeticMutation in the internet with some people doing a parodies of it.

The ads start out with someone offering someone else a Panda Cheese product to eat and the person refusing it for whatever reasons. A Panda appears out of nowhere on-screen, stares at the person for a while and then starts violently destroying their things. The implicit message being that you shouldn't refuse anything Panda Cheese makes in the first place.

The ads were also the subject of one of the Fine Bros' [[{{WebVideo/React}} 'Kids React']] episodes.

All the ads can be seen at [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlmsjstN6Aw this link]].

* AbusiveAdvertising: If you don't buy its cheese, there will be consequences...
* BearsAreBadNews: This panda bear is really bad news for anyone who doesn't want to buy Panda Cheese.
* BerserkButton: If someone offers you Panda Cheese, you'd better accept.
* DisproportionateRetribution: A Panda will come and ruin your day, all because you refuse to try his cheese.
** In one of the ads, the Panda disconnects the feeding tube from a hospital patient's IV because he wasn't hungry. We can presume that he needed those fluids to live, judging by the look on the nurse's face.
* GenreSavvy: In one commercial, the Panda destroys a father and son's groceries for refusing his product. In a second commercial, the same father and son decide to get two Panda Cheese products upon seeing the Panda before it could destroy his groceries again.
* {{Jerkass}}: The Panda. Seriously, why did it have to destroy everything just because someone didn't want to eat the product?
* LaterInstallmentWeirdness: In 2014, Panda Cheese released a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At0kIRjs0ms new ad]] describing the benefits of Panda Chesse. The panda is shown doing a variety of things. However, he doesn't destroy anything. "True Love Ways" isn't heard either.
* {{Leitmotif}}: When the Panda appears, BuddyHolly's "True Love Ways" plays.
** SoundtrackDissonance: A love song plays right before the Panda fucks you up.
* {{Mascot}}: The Panda, for Panda Cheese of course.
* NotGoodWithRejection: The Panda, obviously.
* OhCrap: The reaction of the people when they see the Panda.
* PandaingToTheAudience: Subverted. The panda looks cute, but is actually a complete {{Jerkass}}.
* SlasherSmile: The Panda only has a smile on its face, even when it's simmering with rage and about to ruin your day.
* SpaceWhaleAesop: You better get this product, or a panda will come and destroy your things.
* TheSpook: The Panda itself. It instantaneously appears out of the blue. We know nothing of its origins or if it's supernatural or anything else.
* StrictlyFormula: As described above.
-->''"Just you know why... why you and I... will by and by--"'' [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife *the computer of the troper writing this article is then smashed to pieces by the panda*]]
-->Panda. ''You just don't say "no" to it.''