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{{Accidental Innuendo}}s in {{Film}}.
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!!Films -- Animated
* Creator/{{Disney}}'s ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}'' has a famous example of unintentional innuendo in the song "A Whole New World."
-->''I can open your eyes,\\
Take you wonder by wonder;\\
Over, sideways and under\\
On a magic carpet ride.\\
A whole new world!\\
A new, fantastic point of view.\\
No one to tell us no, or where to go,\\
Or say we're only dreaming.\\
...\\
Unbelievable sights!\\
Indescribable feeling!\\
...\\
A whole new world! (Don't you dare close your eyes.)\\
A hundred thousand things to see. (Hold your breath -- it gets better!)''
** Well at least the song has a happy ending. At the end, they hold hands as literal fireworks are shown going off…
** The parody song A Whole Nude World removes the 'Accidental' part, needless to say it's NSFW..
** From the opening song, "Arabian Nights", we get this. It's ''probably'' praising Agrabah as an exotic or fun place but, really...
-->''Arabian nights''\\
''Like Arabian days''\\
''More often than not''\\
''Are hotter than hot''\\
''In a lot of good ways...''
* In ''WesternAnimation/BarbieFairytopia'', the villainess, during her VillainSong, offers to make the heroine "her consort". Sure, it can just mean "associate", but since the "spouse of a monarch" meaning is more common and it was in the middle of a WeCanRuleTogether speech, [[PsychoLesbian well...]]
* ''WesternAnimation/BartokTheMagnificent'': Some of Piloff's dialogue in the scene where Bartok is trying to rescue her could come off as sexual if taken out of context.
* ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeast'':
** "Barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly." Ummm. Disney should not be putting people's minds into the gutter..
** Gaston's VillainSong includes the line "You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley/ And they'd tell you whose ''team they'd prefer to be on''!" So, EvenTheGuysWantHim?
** "And every last inch of me's covered in hair!" It might not all be unintentional, though.
*** He winks at the camera when he says that though....
* ''WesternAnimation/BeautyAndTheBeastTheEnchantedChristmas'': Fife's "I'd do anything for a solo!" Made worse by his voice actor being Creator/{{Paul|Reubens}} [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown Reubens]]. Forte's response to this line is not helping. Just the way Creator/TimCurry says it. "Yes... I ''[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything know]]''."
* ''Animation/BeautyAndWarrior'': Try to take [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s70nvL-_XM&feature=player_detailpage#t=447s this bit of footage]] out of context... (The actual context, which has Mega ''vigorously yanking on a magic sword,'' doesn't help.)
* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Bolt}}'', Penny's father declares that he has "altered" Bolt. To "alter" an animal can also be a euphemism for neutering it.
* During "I Love You Too Much" in ''WesternAnimation/TheBookOfLife'': "I yearn for your touch, I whisper your name night after night..."
* ''WesternAnimation/BrotherBear'': "Well gee, eh, you're one big beaver." Doubles as FridgeBrilliance if you remember that there was a giant species of beaver that existed during the time the movies take place.
* ''WesternAnimation/ABugsLife'': When Flik is showing off the telescope he's invented:
-->'''Flik:''' Hello, Princess! My, aren't you looking lovely this morning! ...Not that you'd need a telescope to see that.
* The song "Badebussen" from the Norwegian children's film ''Bukkene Bruse på badeland'' contains the line "You're not allowed to bathe with your pee-pee out", followed by "Let the bottle spray" and a warning that things will be sticky. While the bottle and the stickiness were intended as a reference to soda, some parents argued that the lines sounded like sexual innuendo and complained that the song was inappropriate for children.[[note]]The "bathe with your pee-pee out" thing also appears in the book the film was based on, and was supposed to be relatable to kids -- they'll recognize the rule from actual water parks and find it funny. There's probably also some NakedPeopleAreFunny going around.[[/note]] It doesn't help that the song is a style parody of [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russ_music russ music]], a genre full of ''intentional'' sexual innuendo.
* There is a scene in ''WesternAnimation/TheChipmunkAdventure'' where Brittany and Jeanette have to get past a swarm of snakes. To do so, they [[SnakeCharmer charm]] them by singing "Getting Lucky", which makes the snakes go rigid.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Coraline}}'': "Mothers don't eat daughters, do they?"
* There are quite a few examples from Creator/DingoPictures. A recurring one is for the camera to suddenly cut to a character [[HehHehYouSaidX quietly snickering]], making the line that came before sound dirty.
** ''Anastasia'': "He won't molest you again so quickly."
** ''WesternAnimation/AnimalSoccerWorld'' has several:
*** The [[http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/mockbuster/images/5/5f/940044_89767_front.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120414173359 box art]] features a bear and a pig lying down and laughing, and it looks like they're having sex. You also have [[GroinAttack a lion's foot uncomfortably near a monkey's crotch, with the latter recoiling upward like he's in severe pain]].
*** "Big round of applause for the [[MemeticMutation unbelievable porn!]]"[[note]]Mishearing of "the unbelievable four"[[/note]]
*** "OH! Grommel, not that hard! I didn't know you could shoot that hard."
*** Butcher's goalie stance is VERY suspect. Especially with his refusing to get in the goal unless Grommel shoots.
** ''Countryside Bears'': "He... can't... his leg, you know, the one, I mean, the one that... he... stuck in my house is still... hurting it- him- yes..."
** ''[[WesternAnimation/TheDalmatians Dalmatians 3]]'': As a punishment, Castor and Pollux force Pino to clean his pen. One of them says "It better looked like it was licked clean! Your mother was very good at that."
** ''Hunchback of Notre Dame'': "He could still feel the vibration of the bells, and that was enough to keep him happy."
* ''WesternAnimation/FelixTheCatTheMovie'': When Pim first shows up at Wack Lizardi's office with the bag, Wack asks "What in Zill have you got to be excited about? ''Did someone invent enlarging pills?''" (It's meant to be a crack at Pim's height.)
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen|2013}}'': In the Arabic version of "Let it Go", the part where Elsa originally sang, "Let it go/Let it go/That perfect girl is gone" translates to, "It's not coming back/It's not coming back/I've lost my innocence," with the masculine version of "it".
** "Let It Go", it has been alleged by certain people, can be interpreted as a song about a woman coming out.
** "In For The First Time In Forever", Anna sings the line "Why have a ballroom with no balls?". FriendlessBackground ''and'' YouNeedToGetLaid at the price of one.[[note]] As WebVideo/CinemaSins says: "You and Music/{{ACDC}} need to have a ''talk''."[[/note]]
* ''WesternAnimation/HappilyEverAfter'': "Watch this. I'll get her from behind!".
* ''WesternAnimation/Incredibles2'':
** After being interrogated by Rick Dicker, before Tony Rydinger gets his memories of Violet's identity wiped, he expresses regret for having seen her with her super suit on, possibly meaning that he felt sexually excited.
** After Violet [[SprayingDrinkFromNose squirts water out of her nose]], her father Bob (Mr. Incredible) claims that "Normally, she doesn't ever drip like this". This could have several connotations.
* Nick's line in ''WesternAnimation/JimmyNeutronBoyGenius'' about Jimmy's extreme nausea: "I remember ''my'' first time. Shake it off, Neutron! Hah hah hah!"
* The entire [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnxU7W8b74Q Hulesangen]] number from ''WesternAnimation/JungledyretHugo''. Even moreso in the Danish version, where the tones of voices are a little more... suggestive.
* In the Creator/DreamWorksAnimation movie ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda1'', after Po serves noodles to the Furious Five for the first time, the group tuck in and find his cooking delicious. Mantis says "I wish my mouth was bigger!" and Monkey adds "Tigress, you've got to try this!"
* ''Animation/LeafieAHenIntoTheWild'': The one-eyed weasel.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid1989'' has this iconic line from the song “Under the Sea:”
-->''Everything’s better down where it’s wetter.''
* Bakshi's ''WesternAnimation/TheLordOfTheRings'' features a decidedly worrying depiction of the bit in the book where Merry and Pippin try to persuade the orcs to untie them by impersonating Gollum to trick the orcs into thinking they have the ring. Their facial expressions really do not help.
-->"You won't get it that way. It isn't easily found."
-->"It's no good groping in the dark. Uglúk will be back soon. Nothing for Mordor, nothing for poor Grishnakh. ''Gollum.'' Untie us, my precious."
* ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas'':
** The song "What's This" has quite a few passages that can sound like they're describing something [[DoubleEntendre completely different.]]
--->"I've never felt so good before
--->This empty place inside of me is filling up!
--->I simply cannot get enough!
--->I want it, oh, I want it
--->Oh, I want it for my own!"
** "In here they've got a little tree! [[HaveAGayOldTime How queer!]]"
** Boogie's VillainSong makes it seem like [[BlackComedyRape he may have ulterior motives in his capture of Santa.]] While the original version of the song made it clear that it was to make soup out of him, the removal of the one verse that says it leaves it as just "I'm gonna do the best I can."
* The walrus in Creator/SparkPlugEntertainment's ''WesternAnimation/PiperPenguinAndHisFantasticFlyingMachines'' sings at the prom. Judging by the faces of the party-goers, it looks like everyone ''really'' [[ArousedByTheirVoice likes his singing]].
%%* Watch the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDa15wEhqQI preparation scene]] and the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTOpoej-TZE dancing scene]] from ''WesternAnimation/{{Ratatoing}}'' in their original Brazilian language, and then take a gander at the English version.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}'' gives us Anton Ego's line ''"If I don't love it, I don't swallow!"'' [[note]] He's an ultra-elitist food critic, and he refuses to swallow the food that he tastes if he doesn't find it absolutely perfect (the full line is, "I don't ''like'' food, I ''love'' it. If I don't love it, I don't swallow!").[[/note]]
* When the dwarfs meet Snow White for the first time, Grumpy tells Doc to "Ask her who she is and what she's a-doin' here!" Of course, given his tendency to get words mixed up, Doc comes out with "What are you and [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything who are you doin'?]]" Surprisingly enough, given the time period ''WesternAnimation/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs'' was made in, this is probably one of the earliest examples of this trope.
* While justified in the context, it can definitely raise your eyebrows to hear Plankton in ''Westernanimation/{{The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie}}'', sweating and trembling with excitement, yell out with audible joy, [[BigYes "Daddy, YES!"]]
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Tangled}}'': "I've got a ''man'' in my ''closet''!"
* ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory1'': “Somebody’s poisoned the waterhole.”
* ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2'':
-->"He's selling himself for 25 cents!"\\
"Oh, Woody...you're worth more'n that!"
* Creator/VideoBrinquedo: The Little Bees keep going on about their stingers, and one of the Little Cars says that the Champion gets her motor running.

!!Films -- Live-Action
* The very title of ''Film/The400Blows'' has likely elicited at least a few snickers by now, especially from non-French speakers unaware that the original title, which the English title is directly translated from, is derived from the idiom "faire les quatre cents coups", meaning "to raise hell".
* ''Film/Barbie2023''[='s=] tagline, "She's everything... he's just Ken", became this when [[https://screenrant.com/barbie-movie-poster-french-slang-warner-bros-response/ translated into French]], where "ken" is slang for sex. ''"Elle peut tout faire. Lui, c’est juste Ken"'' can be interpreted as "She knows how to do anything. He just knows how to fuck."
* ''Film/BatmanAndRobin'': Any time Bruce Wayne calls his sidekick "Dick", but the crowning example is probably "She's trying to kill you, ''Dick''." Given how Clooney delivers the line, it might not be ''that'' accidental.
* ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises'': The following exchange between Bane and a CIA agent has become [[MemeticMutation memetically legendary]] for this:
-->'''[[FanNickname CIA]]:''' If I pull that off, will you die?
-->'''[[TheBigGuy Bane]]:''' It would be extremely painful...
-->'''CIA:''' You're a big guy.
-->'''[[HoYay Bane]]:''' ''For You.''
* ''Film/BellaDancerella'': The title song doesn't ''mean'' it, but but when sung as it is -- by a girl, about Bella -- it seems a little odd:
-->"Bella, I'm in love with you / show me what to do!" and "I feel good when I'm with you"
* ''Film/TheBreakfastClub'': "Grab some wood there, bub."
* ''Film/{{Burlesque}}'': "I've been brought down to my knees/And I've been pushed way past the point of breakin/But I can take it.."
* ''Film/CampRock'': The song "Too Cool" opens with the lyrics "I'm too cool for my dress."
* ''Film/ChittyChittyBangBang'' has this gem from one of the BumblingHenchmenDuo: "Pardon me for protruding, but have I the pleasure of undressing Herr--[[{{Angrish}} Mm! Uh!]] Mister Potts?"
* ''Film/ChuckECheeseInTheGalaxy5000'': "Just a squirt in your face!"
* This scene in ''Film/{{Commando}}'' when John (Played by Ahnold) convinces the villain (who honestly looks like Music/FreddieMercury if he was a member of the Music/VillagePeople) to let go of his daughter.
-->'''John:''' "You don't want to pull the trigger. You want to put the knife in me and look me in the eye and see what's going on in there when you turn it. That what you want to do, right? Don't deprive yourself of some pleasure. Come on, Bennett, let's party."
-->'''Bennett:''' "I don't need the girl!"
** It's also worth noting that Bennett has a [[https://media.giphy.com/media/11euxkK8oaSxmU/giphy.gif very orgasmic expression]] on his face at the thought of sticking his knife in John.
** An [[SelfDemonstratingArticle in-depth]] [[http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/1413/commando/ analysis.]]
* ''Film/CowboysAndAliens'': An alien is killed when molten gold is dripped onto him. In other words, he gets a ''golden shower''.
* ''Film/DownPeriscope'': Dodge does this twice when introducing Lt. Lake to the rest of the crew, much to his embarrassment.
-->'''Dodge:''' All right, look, gentlemen! I know this is an unusual situation. Can't be easy for Lt. Lake to be thrown into a jungle such as this, and I know it will make things hard on all of us... ''*crew laughs*'' Let me re-phrase that. It's going to make things '''difficult''' on all of us as well. But, if we just work together as a team, I'm sure we can handle ourselves... ''*crew laughs*'' ...comport ourselves as professionals. That is all.
** The Toys Room: "It's not really Pamper's fault that the little boy... takes him to bed with him. I'll just have to get used to the fact that he loves somebody else besides me."
* ''Film/TheEagle2011'' is a film about a Roman soldier and his male slave, with maybe five minutes of screen time where a woman is actually in the movie, and no female love interest for either of the main characters, so HoYay seems a given. But special mention goes to the line, "Put your weight on him, slave!"
* The very title of ''Film/FreeWilly'' due to "willy" being a well-known slang term for penis.
* ''Film/{{Ghostbusters 1984}}'': [[HoYay "Crossing streams"?]] [[ToiletHumour Really?]]
** From the theme song: "Bustin' makes me feel good!"
* "Thank Heaven for little girls! For little girls grow bigger every day..."
** [[HaveAGayOldTime Due to the changing times]], it's easy to feel a little bit of a twinge when that number plays at the start of ''Film/{{Gigi}}''.
** Played even closer to the trope, when Creator/GerardDepardieu chooses this song at a vacation spot karaoke contest in ''My Father the Hero''. When his daughter has been mistaken for his lover.
** Also used in ''Film/WagTheDog''.
** A TV commercial from TheNineties for Mountain Dew had the song covered as a hardcore punk anthem and played up the entendre for all it was worth (using "big girls" instead of little girls).
* As pointed out in the DVDCommentary for the Music/TheyMightBeGiants documentary ''Gigantic: A Tale of Two Johns'', the title can be taken sexually.
* ''Film/TheGoonies''. "One-Eyed Willy", the legendary pirate.
* The ''Film/HarryPotter'' movies have some that aren't in the books below:
** ''[[Film/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince Half Blood Prince]]'': Snape slamming Malfoy against the wall followed by Malfoy saying "I don't need protection!"
** Harry P is so [[SelfDemonstratingArticle full of that stuff]] it's not funny. Imagine "wang" each time ''anyone'' says "wand", and there's a 99% chance you'll end up with an accidental innuendo.
** ''[[Film/HarryPotterAndTheDeathlyHallows Deathly Hallows]]'': "Engorgio!" "Reducio! Reducio!" "What are you doing in there?"
** There's an [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT5fNm3X9e0 interview]] with Tom Felton where we get this beautiful exchange:
-->'''Interviewer:''' So tell me about your one-on-one with good old Daniel in the bathroom.
-->'''Tom:''' Yeah, it sounds so wrong, every time you say it, "Oh, me and Daniel had a wand fight in the bathroom."
** Or the fact that Oliver Wood was played by the actor Sean Biggerstaff.
* ''Film/HighschoolMusical'': "I Don't Dance". ''I'll show you how I swing'', really?
* ''Film/{{Hook}}'': This combat banter between Hook and Peter while they are fighting ItMakesSenseInContext but seems rather ''[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything interesting]]'' out of context:
-->'''Peter:''' You know, I remember you being a lot bigger.\\
'''Hook:''' You were a ten year old, I was huge.
* In the original B&W ''Film/InvasionOfTheBodySnatchers1956'', hero and heroine are fleeing the alien pod people, and stumbling around from exhaustion (because the aliens get you while you sleep). At one point they're lying side by side, hiding in a ditch from their pursuers, and the woman blearily -- and hilariously -- stammers out "We'll never make it without sleep...", her lips and body suspiciously close to the man's.
* ''Film/JackTheGiantKiller'': Seize the bone!
* Right as Chrissie is being eaten by the shark in the first scene in ''Film/{{Jaws}}'', the guy she took with her to the deserted beach is almost passed out drunk on the sand, breathing heavily and whispering, "[[CallingYourOrgasms I'm coming...I'm coming...]]" Of course, given that he's wasted and he's chasing a girl, it may be deliberate.
* Ending of ''Film/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe'', anyone? When the four kids fall out of the wardrobe:
-->'''Professor Kirke:''' What were you all doing in the wardrobe?
-->'''Peter:''' You wouldn't believe us if we told you, sir.
-->'''Professor Kirke:''' (weird grin) Try me.
* In ''Film/ManOfSteel'' when Dr Hamilton tries to get the Phantom Drive to work, Lois points out the S-key and yells "it's supposed to go in all the way!" Cue the audiences yelling [[DoubleEntendre "That's what she said!"]].
* In ''Film/MarsAttacks'' Martian "paper" looks suspiciously like condom wrappers.
* Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse:
** ''Film/{{Captain Marvel|2019}}'': After [[Characters/MarvelComicsCarolDanvers Carol Danvers]] demonstrates her [[LightEmUp photon blasts]] by [[MundaneUtility warming up a kettle of water]], ComicBook/NickFury quips, “She can do more with those hands than just make tea.”
** ''Film/AvengersEndgame'' has another one, also focused on poor Carol. She’s just made her {{Big Damn Hero|es}} entrance, and ComicBook/SpiderMan is awestruck. After he timidly introduces himself, she replies, “Hey, Peter Parker. You got something for me?” She’s talking about the [[MacGuffin Infinity Gauntlet]] in his hands, but out of context, it sounds like an uncomfortably flirty exchange between a 16-year-old boy and a woman who’s physically in her 20s or 30s but chronologically in her early sixties.
* ''Film/MerlinsShopOfMysticalWonders'': The way Grandpa Borgnine phrases that [the female psychic] is "sensitive in that area" is rather disturbing.
* In ''Film/MrMagoriumsWonderEmporium'' Eric takes Henry into his room to show him his hat collection. Everything was innocent, of course, but you have to wonder why Eric's mother didn't act a bit more alarmed when she found her son with a grown man in his room.
* In ''Film/{{The Muppets|2011}}'', the song "Me Party" could be taken to be about masturbation.
-->I look around\\
And once again I'm on my own\\
My man ain't here\\
He's gone and done me wrong\\
No one’s gonna stop this girl from having fun\\
I throw my hands up high and have a party for one
* ''Film/MuppetTreasureIsland'': Piggy: "Hello, Loooooong John." Kermit: "What? Him too?" Apparently Miss Piggy dated him (in addition to Flint) after Kermit abandoned her. Try not to think about the details.
* The great threat in ''Film/TheNeverEndingStoryIIIEscapeFromFantasia'' is "The Nasty", leading to perhaps one of the most unintentionally funny lines ever:
-->'''Childlike Empress''': We must not give into the Nasty!
* ''Film/TheNutcracker3D'': Close your eyes and the Rat King’s torture of NC sounds like the most wrong thing ever. “Open your mouth…like a good little prince!” Ditto for Frau Eva saying to Mary: “Get changed, something nice…I’ll help you.”
* ''Film/OnGoldenPond:'' Upon seeing how happy Billy makes Norman, Ethel exclaims, "I should have rented him a 13-year-old boy years ago!"
* The Creator/SylvesterStallone film ''Film/{{Oscar|1991}}'' gets two good in-film moments from linguist Dr. Poole (Tim Curry), both involving linguistic terms -- the first [[SelfDemonstratingArticle comes]] when he comments on Lisa's (Marisa Tomei's) "nicely rounded [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphthong diphthongs]]", only to have have Snaps (Stallone's character) reply that they're "what got her in this jam [Lisa's fake pregnancy]." He later comments on another (male) character's "dangling [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Participle participle]]", and the character responds by turning around and checking his fly. Then again, this is Creator/{{Tim|Curry}} [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow Curry]] (and might explain why he liked the role so much)...
* ''Film/PeterPan'': "Both hands." Probably doubles as {{Squick}} for many.
** "You'll never make a man out of me!"
* At the risk of ravaging people's childhood memories, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9-ff7f4ke4 this song]] from ''Film/PetesDragon1977'' is now incredibly creepy.
** "We don't match in size but we fit so neatly"
* "He's Large" from ''Film/{{Popeye}}''.
* ''Film/Red2010'' has the tagline, "There's no substitute for experience." They were referring to fighting, but it did costar Creator/HelenMirren...
* Franchise/{{Rocky}}'s special training routine in the [[Film/{{Rocky}} first film]] consists of him "beating his meat."
* ''Film/SherlockHolmes2009'': "Gently, gently Watson. Be gentle with me!" No way is this one accidental. Not with Downey playing Holmes.
* ''Film/SonOfGod'': "I am coming soon."
* [[BestialityIsDepraved The Lonely Goatherd]] from ''Theatre/TheSoundOfMusic''. Especially the line "[[HaveAGayOldTime lusty]] and clear from the goatherd's throat heard".
* ''Film/SpiderMan1'': Peter finds himself in a cage match with Bonesaw. His opponent notes, "You're going nowhere! I've got you for three minutes... three minutes of playtime!"
* ''Film/SpiderMan2'': During the scene when Peter tries to get Mary Jane back:
-->'''Peter''': Picking up where we left off.
-->'''Mary Jane''': Where was that? We never got on. You can't get off if you don't get on, Peter.
* ''Film/SpiderMan3'': This brief exchange between Peter and Eddie:
-->'''Peter''': Eddie, the suit! You gotta take it off!
-->'''Eddie''': Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you...
* ''Film/{{Starcrash}}'': "It's so nice to be turned on again."
* There are multiple "Top 10 best innuendo lines in ''Franchise/StarWars''" lists all over the Internet. None are intentional innuendo.
** Some samples: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"
** "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
** "They came from behind!"
** "Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"
** "(pant) I can't... (pant) it's too big..."
** "In time you will learn to call me 'master'."
** "Look at the ''size'' of that thing!"
** "Judge me by my size, do you?" For Episode II, they even made a poster with Yoda on it that says "Size matters not", although that might have even been an intentional innuendo.
** "Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"
** "I have felt him."
*** "Strange that I have not."
** "Back door, huh? Good idea."
** "Hurry up, Golden Rod, or you're going to be a permanent resident!"
** "Myself, the boy, two droids, and NoQuestionsAsked."
** "It's possible he came in through the south entrance." [[DoubleEntendre You could do this all day.]]
** "Well, my little friend, you've got something jammed in here real good."
** "Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash."
** [[Film/AttackOfTheClones My goodness, you've grown!]]
*** "So have you", says Anakin, his eyes fixed squarely on Padme's chest.
** And on a more [[MemeticMutation memetic]] note, there is [[AssShove "He is in my behind!"]] from the TranslationTrainWreck, WebVideo/BackstrokeOfTheWest.
** Its [[FanSequel Fan Sequels]], WebOriginal/TheStarWarGatherings, are no better.
-->'''Tarkin:''' "[[RagingStiffie We will then crush the uprising,]] a quick stroking motion."
* A misplaced pause in ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIITheSecretOfTheOoze'' has Splinter responding to the question "What were you doing up on the roof?" with "Coming. ...to a decision."
* ''Film/TheTenCommandments1956'': Sephora has the very unintentionally memorable "Moses! There is a man [[BestialityIsDepraved among the sheep]]!"
* The resulting dialogue when ''Film/{{Tron}}'', Flynn and Ram find a [[CoolClearWater pure source]].
-->'''Flynn:''' What's that?
-->'''Ram:''' ''That'' is just what I need right now...
** Ram seems to be more prone to these.
-->'''Ram:''' My friends, my fellow conscripts, we have scored. I feel so much better.
* In ''Literature/NewMoon'', Edward is a real bastard:
-->'''Bella:''' ''(exasperated)'' I'm coming!
-->'''Edward:''' I don't want you to come!
* The 2010 ''WesternAnimation/YogiBear'' movie got unexpected press at gay entertainment website AfterElton.com just for the unintentionally hilarious tagline "Great things come in bears." Bears meaning [[ManlyGay something]] [[TheBear different]] in the gay community... [[http://www.comicsbeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/yogi_booboo.jpg This poster]] really did not help.
* Viewed a certain way, ''Film/YoungMansFancy'' can be an effective premise for a porn film, when considering the dialogue.
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