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* In ''FanFic/TheAdventuresOfYelohKaiba'' Bakura calls Dark Necrofear "Dark Necrophilia".
* In the ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' PeggySue fanfic "Again", Haku is described as being an innuendo magnet since any conversation or situation that Haku is part of almost invariably sounds innuendo-filled to everyone else, and it appears to be contagious...
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10303883/4/Bramblepool Bramblepool]]'', a ''Literature/Warriorcats'' fic, Brambleclaw fights his romantic rival:
-->''He fantasised while Crowfeather struggled beneath his paws.''
* ''FanFic/BrewdeningLove'' : [[ShmuckBait You don't want to know.]] There's a lot of it, though.
** In ''Stay By Me'' Hugo tells Brian to hide in the bedroom when Joan comes home.
* ''FanFic/ClopIt'': After Celestia has given the group 'Royal Re-Sexualization Gadgets' we get this simply marvelous exchange.
-->'''Twilight''': So why did you give me one?
-->'''Celestia'''': Twilight, your friends are all fags. Itís only a matter of time until they try to turn you too, and youíll need something to defend yourself.
-->'''Twilight''': So what should I do... use it to try to beat them off? Of me?
* ''FanFic/CurseOfTheDemonPony'': Early on Twilight remarks that she set up a few booby traps in her room to keep her brother out of her "bits". This sounds [[{{Squick}} really]] [[BrotherSisterIncest creepy]], even if you're aware of the fact that "bits" means "money" in the show.
%% * What Alfred says in Chapter 6 of ''FanFic/TheDarkerKnight''.
* ''Fanfic/DaveStdiderPokemonTraner'': Chapter 13's title, "STEAMY SEX! WITH GOSTBUSTERS!" is an example of this. Yes, this chapter has a sex scene. No, the Ghostbusters are NOT INVOLVED WITH IT. They're just in the chapter. That's what the "WITH GOSTBUSTERS" means. They are not being sexed up in this chapter.
* ''Fanfic/DaysOfAutumn'': Several, including...
--> Minako's Aunt: "Shut your fucking face! I'll blow you! And then I'll blow you!"
--> Junpei Iori: "Blow me? What the hell? Hump me, that's all right, just don't blow me."
* ''Fanfic/DifferingPaths'': "Tomo literally felt her mind being blown."
%% * ''FanFic/TheEmiyaClan'': Keikoís circuit activation aria is full of this.
%% * Loads and loads in ''FanFic/FaceTheStrange''.
* ''FanFic/FalloutEquestriaProjectHorizons'':
--> '''Blackjack:''' Glory! [[FrickinLaserBeams Flash 'em!]]
* A '''lot''' in ''FanFic/TheFoolsTournament''. Though, there hasn't been much in recent chapters.
** More incidental than anything.
** This scene from chapter 95:
--> '''Minato:'''"Swallow, Hamuko."
--> '''Hamuko:'''"I always do!"
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8405401/1/Fishsticks Fishsticks]]'', [[HomeStuck Feferi]] tells Eridan that she both loves and hates him. Feferi is referring to their dysfunctional relationship, but Eridan thinks she's quadrant flipping.
* ''FanFic/GameTheory'': ''Yuuno fiddled with his Device in both hands, and sighed. ... It felt wrong in his hands.'' Eek!
* The author of ''FanFic/HiddenProphices'' didn't know what the word rape meant until after she used it.
* ''FanFic/ImmaWiserd'':
** when i wuz alssep i saw da man wit da blak cape and da blak coat. dere was a snake coimg out of da front a himself.
** da loins were cummin towards me.
*** The Quidditch match also contains gratuitous amounts of this.
-->"NOT B4 I PUT A BAL IN UR HOL" sed a slithrin.
* The author of ''FanFic/ItsASmallWorldAfterAll'' honestly didn't notice how talking about Japan's "sword" sounded wrong. Granted, China did just break Japan's stick-sized katana.
* ''FanFic/{{ITSMYLIFE}}'': [[YouKeepUsingThatWord She keeps saying "wank".]] It does not mean what she thinks it means.
** As well as "companion boob".
** As well as everything involving the Scout's "ballsack" in Teen Fortress 2.
** As well as "CHAPTER SEX". [[{{Rule34}} Rule 34]] can apply even to ''chapter titles''.
* In ''Fanfic/KnowledgeIsPower'', Sirius sees how happy Remus is in his new relationship and decides he wants to get back into the dating scene himself:
--> Sirius was just going to have to do a Moony, he needed to get up off his arse and go for it.
** That line is far funnier than any of the intentional jokes in the fic.
* ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero'' has Kyon's sister after discovering [[BedmateReveal Kanae being in Kyon's bed with him at early hours of a Sunday]]:
--> '''Kyon's sister:''' (excitedly) What's going on? More undercover work?
* ''Fanfic/TheLastWar'', another SoBadItsGood possible TrollFic from the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' fandom, has Hermione's love for Harry described as being like ''golden water.''
* From Fanfic/MoonDaughter, quite a few involving a misspelling of "horse":
-->"Some wild hores ran over the hill."
-->"It ran away and I chased it faster, it was a thrill chase, that hore would be mine!"
-->"Do you notice something weird about these hores," Said Albaster suspiciously.
-->"This is a secret hore of Artemis" I diclared.
* Whether it's actually accidental depends on whether ''FanFic/MyImmortal'' actually is a parody or not, but regular words are occasionally "accidentally" spelled wrong and [[FreudianSlip turned into obscenities]], e.g. "Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge" becomes "Mystery of Magic Cornelia Fuck", "Professor Slughorn" becoming "Professor Slutborn", etc.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8B51CF0BD6819969&feature=plcp This dramatic reading]] interprets almost every use of the word "come"/"came" this way.
* ''Fanfic/MyLittleUnicorn'':
** Lightning's main weapon is the Rainbow Rod, [[FreudWasRight a long stick with a ball]], which shoots rainbows and has to be held tightly between his hooves.
*** Even better: After using it, Lightning is usually exhausted and it takes a certain amount of time [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything to recharge]].
** One-shot character Cerise uses the Magenta Lance.
* Hayate to Nelly in ''FanFic/NerimaMagistraNellyMagi'': "You can ride my Stallion any time."
* [[http://community.livejournal.com/fanficrants/9153434.html Observe]]. Evidently this ficcer hasn't heard of ''Film/JayAndSilentBobStrikeBack''.
* ''FanFic/PetProject'': Hermione's line about Potions not being the only thing Snape will teach her next year...
* ''FanFic/ThePhraseThatPais'': "'''cum''' 2 the dock outside ur haus an therell be a boat, get on the boat and itll take u 2 playah del loser k?"
** "Cum" is often used to replace "come."
* Applejack and Rainbow Dash's match in the [[FanFic/PoniesOfOlympus Atlas Strongest Tournament]] is ''full'' of this. Strangely, no one InUniverse comments on it.
* ''FanFic/ThePowersOfHarmony'': Turns out, Pupa can feed on the active energy of the Elements of Harmony. When she comments on this to Applejack, AJ asks her to stop, as it's kind of creepy. Pupa's response?
-->'''Pupa''': Not my fault. If somepony was blasting you in the face with the tastiest thing you can imagine, would you not open your mouth?
* In ''Fanfic/ThePrayerWarriors'', there are several cases of this, often due to RougeAnglesOfSatin.
** "Breasts" are often used unintentionally, in many different contexts. In ''The Evil Gods Part 1'', the author talks about corpses being eaten by "foul breasts" (beasts). In ''Threat of Satanic Commonism'', the heroes meet with the "head breast" (priest) of Moscow, and in ''The Titans Strike Back'', Draco and his mob kill some "false breasts" who try to stop him from killing the British royal family.
** In ''The Evil Gods Part 2'', our heroes go to "Washing Dick", and get some "boobs" from witches.
** In ''The Titans Strike Back'', we hear it's a co-story with ''Attack of the Spank'' (Sphinx).
* The summary of the ''Literature/HarryPotter'' fic ''[[http://restrictedsection.org/file.php?file=6430 Rushing]]'' by maxfaith reads thusly: "The night before Ginny leaves for her last year at Hogwarts, Harry learns that happiness is no longer beyond his reach, but held tightly in his hand." [[spoiler: It's Ginny's hand, not [[ADateWithRosiePalms his penis]].]]
* ''FanFic/SillyhatProductions'': [[{{Engrish}} How would you like to chess my game?]]
* The SoBadItsGood ''Literature/{{Redwall}}'' fanfic ''FanFic/SoullessShell'' is loaded with this. Perhaps worst is the bit where Leif attacks a rapist with the words "Now feel the pain that so many innocent young girls like her have felt but with oh so much more intensity". Disregarding his impressive lung capacity, what the hell is he ''doing'' with those magical knives?
** Then again, see the Literature folder for why that's about the only part of the fanfic that's reasonably authentic.[[http://lycaenion.livejournal.com/tag/sporking Also see the MST]]:
-->'''Romsca:''' (shuddering) I've 'ad just about enough o' this. Does this author even know wot 'e's sayin?
-->'''Lyulf:''' Lessee wot we got so far... 'e seemed like a paedophile, 'e's already in bed wid 'is mum, 'e did unspeakable things ter Arnold, Rajh is his secret gay lover...
-->'''Ara:''' ...and now he's necrophilic towards his dad. Lovely. I don't think even Freud could have thought that one up.
* Teal'c and Agatha talking about staffs in ''FanFic/SparkgateAgathaAndTheGraspOfTheSerpentGod''.
* In ''FanFic/StarKitsProphecy'', after it is remarked that it is [=StarGleam's=] second time out hunting, we get this gem: "she'd had her first time when she was a littlekit and she and [=FireStar=] had snuck out together that's why he chose her as his apprentice_." {{Squick}}.
** "Wll u be my mat" [[=GayStrip=]] [=ESked=].
* ''FanFic/{{Team8}}'':
-->'''Naruto:''' Hinata, could you use your eyes to check me out?
* ''FanFic/TokyoMewMewNoHopeLeft'': "And then, KISSHU CAME!"
* In a rare [[CrackPairing BB x]] [[Manga/DeathNote Misa]] fic, ''Until I Met You'', when [[{{Kawaiiko}} Misa]] is hugging [[AxCrazy BB]].
--> '''Beyond:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext Don't poke it!]]
* ''FanFic/UrfBowdMyVerson'': "It was den that I know that my destiny was cumming."
* ''FanFic/WoofWoofPower'':
** Ryou "gave itachi a hug and they slept together"
** Ciel telling Tony "i am hard for you"
** Ciel said "I hate getting action with you tony!"
** "Tony is not inside me!" said shouted Ciel
** ciel said "whatever tony its not like your hard"
** Mew bagette looked at tony ciel and said "oh ciel you are so small! Tony is much bigger than you!"
* One fanfic featured the unfortunately-phrased simile "more nervous than a bagful of jackdaws in a cathouse". [[YouKeepUsingThatWord One really, really hopes that the author actually meant "cattery".]]
* In the ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fanfic ''FanFic/PokemonTakeTwo'', after Alex asks Ry and Raion if he can join them on their journey, we get this little gem from Ry (after he hug-tackles Alex):
-> '''Ry:''' That'd be AWESOME! Just think of all the fun things we could do!

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