No matter what happens, the police can assign a code to it.
We've got a 20-26, someone's trying to describe a trope here! The Monster of the Week is raging through New York, carrying a load of Noodle Implements, and he's even kidnapped the Designated Victim. A police officer on scene calmly pulls out his radio and says "We've got a 10-340". No matter how obscure, improbable, or downright weird, the Crazy-Prepared department has a code for it. Furthermore, everyone will know instantly what the code means, and they might even have trained for its eventual occurrence.
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