Because obviously we have nothing better to do.
We considered adding 'every time there is a punctuation error' to the list, but that would be suicide.
Without further ado...
Empty the bottle if you are still conscious by the end.
See also the My Immortal Drinking Game
, for those with masochistic tendencies.
Survivors And Near Survivors:
Veloren- Water, tea, lemonade, water, ice cubes... Why did I think this would be a good idea?