Created By: justanotherrandomlurker on June 1, 2013 Last Edited By: justanotherrandomlurker on July 21, 2013
You're faced with a mounting problem or situation, and are in need of legal assistance... luckily, there's a well reputable, and established law firm nearby! In Real Life, law firms are most often represented by multiple individuals (lawyers, attorneys, associates, et al.), sometimes upwards of three of more; when it comes to fiction, it's essentially the same concept, but the major difference is that more often than not, the names of those representing said law firm are played for laughs. It is also not an uncommon occurence for punny names to be utilized. Some common variants are:
- The firm consists of a two or more names that seem relevant to each other, followed by a name that seems oddly out of place (example: The Law Offices of Swindler, Backstabber, Bloodsucker, and Bob).
- The names of those representing the firm are basically a Shout-Out to a celebrity or otherwise well-known person who is identified by his/her full name (example: The Law Firm of Robert, Louis, and Stevenson).
- The firm is represented by an exceedingly large number of individuals.
- The firm appears to be represented by nepotism, or individuals that just happen to share the same last name.
- In Capitol One's latest commercial featuring their viking spokesmen, a viking named Boris, and their goat establish their new lawfirm: Boris, Boris, and Goat, Law Offices.
- Captain Carrot and the Final Ark featured a lawyer from Dewey, Cheatem and Howe.
Pig Iron: That's a very old joke.Lawyer: We're a very old law firm.
- Lucky Luke has the Chester, Chester, Chester & Chester law firm. When he's asked which one he has an appointment with, he replies "the last one, I think".
- She-Hulk used to work for the law firm of Goodman, Lieber, Kurtzberg, & Holliway. The first three are Mythology Gag names relating to Marvel Comics founder Martin Goodman, Stan Lee (Leiber), and Jack Kirby (Kurtzberg). Of the senior partners, Holliway was the only one we ever saw.
- Super Mario Bros.: King Koopa passes himself off as a lawyer when he first introduces himself to the Mario Bros; "I'm Larry Lazard, of Lazard, Lazard, Conda, Dactile... and Cohen..."
- The 2012 Three Stooges film had Larry and Curly looking for a lawyer; on the floor of the building they were looking in, they see a variety of punny tenants' names such as "Proba, Keister & Wince, Proctologists" before arriving at the law offices of "Kickem, Harter & Indagroyne".
- The Goodies produced three books, and in all three a Running Gag is litigation via various firms, such as "Godwater, Norfull, Ripov, and Cheet" and "Boots, Boots, Boots, Boots, Marchinup and Downagain". The latter was a Genre Savvy version, since it turned out that the firm had only three partners and both the fourth Boots and "Marchinup and Downagain" were an invention of the senior Mr. Boots.
- The Hobbit offers us Messrs Grubb, Grubb and Burrowes, a notary firm that grubbed Bilbo's burrow and was selling it.
- In Robert Anton Wilson's The Illuminatus! Trilogy, there is mention of an Illuminati front organization which pretends to be a law firm called "Washington, Weishaupt, Budweiser and Keif".
"Later, for some reason I was never told, they changed the name to Ruly, Kempt, Sheveled and Couth, and then to Weery, Stale, Flatt, and Profitable"
- The father of one of Ross's friends in the Ross O'Carroll-Kelly series of books is a partner in a law firm named Hook, Lyon and Sinker.
- In Vanity Fair, there is some ambiguity as to whether Villain Protagonist Becky Sharp murdered her husband Joss for insurance money. When the solicitors from his insurance company raise suspicions, she sends in her own solicitors from the film of Burke, Thurtell, and Hayes- all named after infamous murderers.
- During a segment featuring odd billboards, signs, and other such things on America's Funniest Home Videos, one video showed the sign for a law firm, whose names actually were Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.
- In the Buffyverse, the Wolf, Ram and Hart are a trio of powerful demons. In Angel, they are fronted by a Legitimate Attorneys' Law Firm named Wolfram & Hart.
- A subplot in the fourth season of Arrested Development involves the law firm of Feinstein, Feinstein, Feinstein, and Feinstein.
- Green Acres: As is established in the pilot episode, Oliver originally served as an associate for the Law Offices of Felton, O'Connell, Clay, Blakely, Harmon, Dillon, and Paster.
- Hee Haw had Cletus Biggs of "Biggs, Shy & Stir", Kornfield Kounty's most honorable law firm".
- The original version of The Planets Funniest Animals parodied this in one episode, when segment featured a fake informercial, for a law firm, aimed at pets: the Law Firm of Charles, Nelson, and Reilly.
- 30 Rock: Tracy hires a lawyer from Dewey, Cheatum and Livingson.
- In season 2 of The Wire, a prank involving a paternity lawsuit involves a telephone call from "Shyster, Shyster & Shyster"
- World's Dumbest... plays with this when John Enos once does a fake informercial for his own law firm: the Law Firm of Enos, Enos, and Enos.
- In another episode, we're treated to a clip of an intoxicated motorist ranting in the backseat of a cruisier, inflicting harm on himself, and threatening legal action against the officer, mentioning his attorney known as Gilleto. Cue the cast putting on a fake informercial for the Law Offices of Gilleto, Gilleto, and Gilleto.
- Private Eye often refers to Messrs Sue, Grabbit & Runne.
- Also, the New York-based Shyster, Shyster & Kruk has been mentioned at least once.
- In one episode of Adventures in Odyssey, Edwin Blackgard is visited by a lawyer from the firm: Dunkey, Dunkey, Dunkey, and McCormic.
- On Car Talk, the hosts reference a fake lawfirm by the name of Dewey, Cheatam, and Howe at least once per show.
- Groucho & Chico's radio show Flywheel, Shyster & Flywheel was originally called Beagle, Shyster & Beagle but an attorny actually named Beagle threatened to sue so Beagle "went back to his maiden name" Flywheel. (Both Beagles, and both Flywheels, in the company name are Groucho. We never meet Shyster.)
- In one episode of Old Harry's Game, Satan pretends to be a lawyer from the firm of Bulstrode, Bulstrode and Thirdname.
- In Animal Crackers Captain Spaulding dictates a letter to the law firm of Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger, and McCormick. At one point he has his secretary read back to him what he's written thus far:
Jamison: "Honorable Charles H. Hungadunga..."Capt. Spaulding: Hungerdunger. Hoong.Jamison: Hungerdunger.Capt. Spaulding: That's it, Hungerdunger.Jamison: [continues reading] "... care of Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger, and McCormick."Capt. Spaulding: You've left out a Hungerdunger. You left out the main one, too. Thought you could slip one over on me, didn't you, eh?
- The Importance of Being Earnest makes passing mention of a law firm called Markby, Markby and Markby. Lady Bracknell comments that the Markbys are held in high esteem for their profession - one of them is even occasionally invited to dinner parties.
- The manual for Frontier: Elite II opens with a legal letter informing the player that they have inherited a spaceship. The name of the law firm is Sue, Cripple & Sneer.
- In Grand Theft Auto IV, there is a law firm called Goldberg, Ligner, and Shyster. Shyster is a word for a lawyer or politician who uses questionable methods.
- Leisure Suit Larry III features the law firm "Dewey, Cheatem & Howe". He meets with Suzi Cheatem to file for divorce (and attempt to seduce her, adding another layer to the "cheat" pun).
- The Oregon Trail II features a law firm in the default starting town, with the standard name of Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.
- The Salvation War has "the law firm of Bleedum, Grabbit and Runne".
- The Simpsons episode "Bart the Fink" features the lawfirm of Dewey, Cheatham, Howe and Weissman.
Ned: Homer, if you punch me, we'll be even according to Exodus, Leviticus and Matthew.Homer: So you hired a lawfirm, eh?
- In "Black Eyes, Please", Ned wants Homer to punch him in the eye as retribution from Ned punching him earlier, and this exchange occurs.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Law firm is Curly, Combover, and Bald. And yes, the guys actually have these hairstyles
- An old joke about Ted Kennedy being defended in the Chappaquidick incident by the infamous law firm of "Winer, Diner, Dicker and Dunker".
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