Created By: NoxArtemis on February 8, 2012
This index is intended for classifying bastards and their bastard plans, you bastard. See also: This Index Is a Bitch and The Jerk Index.
- Aliens Are Bastards: Extraterrestrial bastards.
- Bastard Bastard: "Bastard" by birth AND name. Jerk.
- Bastard Boyfriend: When being a bastard is sexy.
- Bastard Understudy: They'll earn an undergrad degree in bastard villainy by betraying their evil overlord.
- Complete Monster: The most heinous of bastards.
- The Computer Is a Cheating Bastard: When the AI bends the rules against the human player.
- Entitled Bastard: What's worse than a normal douchebag? One who thinks that you're entitled to serve them.
- Fat Bastard: The Point of No Return on the sliding scale of tubbiness is when you become a bastard.
- The GM Is A Cheating Bastard: When the Game Master bends the rules in their favor.
- Heroic Bastard: "Bastard" by birth only. Otherwise, he's a hero.
- Humans Are Bastards: Home bred on planet Earth.
- Lucky Bastard: When the unsuccessful villain has his luck cut out for him - for once.
- Magnificent Bastard: A bastard in all of his glory.
- Manipulative Bastard: Won't hesitate to use you for his own intentions.
- Ungrateful Bastard: After all that you've done for him, he goes and does this.
- You Bastard: When you, the reader, are the true bastard.
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