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Invented Invalid
Character creates an imaginary sick, invalid or otherwise disabled relative who is used as an excuse to go off somewhere
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Algernon: I have invented an invaluable permanent invalid called Bunbury, in order that I may go down into the country whenever I choose.

Visiting a sick or injured relative is commonly accepted as a valid excuse to miss an event. If it's a close enough relative, you might even get out of work for that hospital visit. But who says you're really headed to the hospital?

So this trope comes into play When a character, often a rich aristocrat or Millionaire Playboy makes up a sick or invalid relative in order to escape their daily life/obligations, excusing to others their going out to town or to the country for example as a visit to said relative.

This can be played several ways. The "visit" could be an alibi to let that character visit The Handler, or an excuse to get out of sight before the full moon rises. Or, most likely, the character just can't face going out to dinner with the Obnoxious In-Laws, and invents a cousin on the other side of the family to explain his absence.

A subtrope of Invented Individual.

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Anime and Manga
  • Whenever Vice Admiral Vergo in One Piece is going away, he claims it as "visiting his sick little sister". What he actually does is meeting his boss Doflamingo and/or his associates.

  • In Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Lupin mentions that he would often claim his mother was ill as an excuse for his frequent absences, since he didn't want anyone finding out he was a werewolf and needed to be away from the school during his transformations.

  • In later Discworld watch books, the City Watch gives an allowance of days off for three grandmother's funerals per year.
  • In Mercedes Lackey's Elizabethan novels, Rhoslyn excuses her regular absences from attending on Mary Tudor by saying her brother has a chronic illness. (The brother is real, the illness isn't.)
  • In Belisarius Series the hunted runaway princess Shakuntala escaped the evil empire's city by dressing in the finery of-well-a princess-but a generic one rather then the one that they were looking for(to make sure anyone would be to intimidated by her awesome authority to question), and traveling in an ostentatiously princessly caravan to what she claimed was a dying father. Presumably that was felt needed to explain why a woman would be traveling in early medieval India.

Live-Action Television
  • Castle: When Castle's ditzy first ex-wife comes back into town, she at one point tells their daughter Alexis' high school that her grandmother has died so can she please be excused from classes. She neglects to mention that said grandmother died several years ago; she really just wanted to take Alexis shopping.
  • In Brit Com The Brittas Empire, Helen Brittas, the semi-sane and barely functioning wife of the idiot Gordon, uses this excuse to get away from the husband who is driving her mad. she claims she is going to nurse an invalid elderly uncle for two days, but as she is seen in stockings and suspenders and dressing to kill, the audience is primed to doubt this... she does pack a "nurse's outfit", though.
  • On The Big Bang Theory, Leonard makes up a story about going to a symphosium to keep from going to Penny's recital. Sheldon feels that story is insuficient and makes up a more elaborate one that involves going out of state to visit a cousin in rehab, even going as far as hiring an actor to play said cousin.
  • On MASH Klinger tries many times to get out of the army, including presenting the Colonel with a letter from home saying his mother is dying. The Colonel pulls out Klinger's file filled with letters from home saying his mother is dying, father is dying, sister is dying, sister is pregnant, sister is dying and mother pregnant, etc.

  • This trope was codified, if not made by Oscar Wilde's 1895 comedic masterpiece The Importance of Being Earnest, in which one of the main character's, Algernon, admits to inventing an entirely fictional invalid friend going by the name of 'Bunbury' whom he "visits" whenever "Bunbury" is "sick"; actually as an excuse to leave town and set off to do whatever he may please. A similar scheme is also used by his friend who goes by the name "Ernest", (actually one Jack Worthing) which, under similar circumstances to Algernon's "Bunbury", is a character Jack has invented to allow himself the excuse to visit town from his country home. When in town, he adopts the Persona of Ernest so as to keep up appearances.

Western Animation
  • In an episode of The Fairly OddParents, Timmy's mother calls in saying that she has to visit a sick aunt, whose name she invents on the spot. She does this along with the mothers of Timmy's other friends so they can go on a relaxing ski retreat alone.
  • In an episode of Family Guy, Meg knocks on the door of the boy she was going to go to the prom with. He answers, then goes back into the house for a minute. We hear a gunshot, and he comes back out crying that he can't go because he must attend his brother's funeral. He didn't "make up" his brother's condition, but presumably created it by shooting him—so this could be the trope taken up to a pretty twisted eleven.)

Real Life
  • On April 5th 2013, a British social worker, Rachel Miles, was struck off the professional register for conduct unbecoming, in that to avoid difficult clients and get extra time off work, she invented a series of spurious deaths in the family and other calamities to claim compassionate leave. In quick succession, her father "died", her mother went insane with grief necessitating professional intervention, her mother then died of a broken heart, and similar deaths and indignities "happened" to her son, daughter, nephew, cousin and several other extended family members. Her curious employers made enquiries, unbelieving that so many deaths and critical illnesses could happen to one family in so short a time. Only to find them all fit and well... struck off for misconduct
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