Grade System Snark
When a character (or the test itself) comments on the person\'s performance through a very snarky grading system.
- "Okay, so I'd give us an A for effort, a B for skill, and an..." (winces as I-beams collapse) "F... for stealth."--Michelangelo , Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2007)
- The NEWT grades from Harry Potter. Among other things, the worst note is T for "Troll".
- From Futurama: In "Mars University", Fry, Amy, and Gunter, a chimp whose intelligence was enhanced through a bowler hat powered by sun spots participate in a class on 20th century history. Not only is the professor in charge of the class thick on the sarcasm, but every seat in his lecture hall is rigged to electrocute any student who makes a snide remark, calls out of turn, or answers incorrectly.
- Baka and Test: Although there is no physical test in the beginning of the series, we can clearly see that there was someone who was extremely snarky when coming up with the entrance exams: Those who scored the highest got the most luxurious dorm rooms. Those who failed miserably got to sleep in dorms furnished with cardboard boxes.
- Disney/Hercules: After Hercules defeated the River Guardian, sending him flying, and rescues Meg, Philotetes comments underneath his breath: "Not what would I have done, but okay..."
- The 2007 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film provides us with the page quote from Michelangelo after the titular Five-Man Band, directly disobeying Splinter's orders, pass through The Return and Crossing The Return Threshold phases by randomly attacking monsters (just because they looked suspicious) on an unfinished skyscraper. Needles to say, Splinter was pissed when he found out what happened.
- GLaDOS, of Portal fame, does this rather stealthily through a Bait and Switch technique. While at first she seems like she's congratulating you for a job well done after each and every test chamber, listen closely-- the compliments are heavily drenched with sarcasm, occasionally betraying her I'm a Humanitarian personality at the end.
- From the Batman short story "Cave Dwellers", which sheds some light on one of Batgirl's numerous training missions with the famous Caped Crusaders, the titular, stoic crime fighter himself gives a rather nasty inversion of this, without any form of sarcasm whatsoever:
Batman: I wouldn't grade you as high as my partner.Batgirl: Yeah? Well, I have a few words for you, too.Batman: I don't think you passed.Batgirl: I survived, didn't I?Batman: That's not enough. You used lethal force against your last opponents. We don't do that. We don't kill even to defend ourselves.Batgirl: Was I supposed to let your paperdolls shoot me? What would that have proved?Batman: Only that you could be one of us.
- On Clayton Webb's first appearance in Jag, he gives a rating of Mac's beauty. When someone asks,"You go into fractions?" Webb replies, "I use the Richter Scale."
- From The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: "'Ten out of ten' for style, but 'Minus several million' for good thinking."
- The Australian game review show Good Game's review of Robot Unicorn Attack: Despite giving deadly serious scores out of ten on every other game, Hex gave it a rating of 8971 Rubber Chickens. Bajo was "...not sure how to score it after that."
- In the end show summary, it have Bajo's score as a picture of a purple unicorn head.
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