Created By: Unknown Troper on March 18, 2010

Reviewer Standard Comparisons

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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

Coming up with reviews can be hard when you have to deal with deadlines and multiple works to review, but music reviewers have it harder. Video game reviewers can talk about controls and graphics, film critics go on and on about acting and plot and whatnot, but how the hell do you describe music?

One way to get around the problem is to compare or contrast the work in question to other artists or albums. In itself, this trope is not bad since it can provide an easy reference for a band's Signature Style, kind of like how Power Pop = The Beatles plus The Who. However, done excessively it can get annoying (like, say, featuring the exact same comparison in every single review of albums released by a particular band), and it can also backfire if it's Wrong Genre Savvy: comparing something to an obscure Japanese noise band will fly over the heads of most mainstream listeners.

A Sub-Trope of Reviewer Stock Phrases.

Examples of comparisons to artists or albums and what they mean:
  • The Beatles: Depending on what period of their career the reviewer is talking about, it can either mean that the band in question makes catchy pop-rock Silly Love Songs with lots of vocal harmonies, is a full-blown Psychedelic Rock band or is an eclectic but pretty straight-forward rock band.
    • A Hard Day's Night: Aforementioned catchy pop-rock Silly Love Songs with vocal harmonies.
    • Revolver, Sgt. Pepper: Psychedelic Rock Concept Albums.
    • The White Album: Probably the most standard reference you can get. It refers to a really eclectic album that experiments with lots of genres, has lots of throwaway, humorous stuff and an overall "disjointed" character. Will frequently draw huge arguments over which songs should have been left off or comments that "it would be a better album if it was just edited/a single album".
  • Speaking of The Beatles, George Harrison's triple-album All Things Must Pass is pretty much shorthand for "first two discs are awesome, but the third part is complete shit and nobody ever listens to it".
  • The Beach Boys' Pet Sounds: baroque pop album bordering on psychedelia, intricate orchestration, cool production, massive harmonies. Key difference from Sgt. Pepper is that Pet Sounds implies a more sedate pop sound as opposed to trippy rocking out.
  • Beastie Boys, DJ Shadow or Public Enemy: Sampling done right.
  • Big Star or Cheap Trick: They're a Power Pop band.
  • Frank Zappa: Crazy Awesomeness, heavily experimental tunes with avant-garde leanings, complicated compositions, aversion of Common Time, quirky, Refuge in Audacity or Vulgarity humour.
  • Guns N' Roses: A frequent shorthand for "this band used to be all awesome and threatening but they sold out and became mainstream", since that's what lots of critics thought happened to GN'R after Appetite for Destruction.
    • Use Your Illusion I & II: A classic example of the "difficult second album" where the band totally runs wild in the studio, overproduces everything and comes out with a messy, disjointed, over-reaching work that could have used more editing (see White Album).
  • Joy Division: Post-Punk revival band. Doesn't help that many Post-Punk revivalists have vocalists that sound like Ian Curtis (or, as Something Awful less charitably put it, "throat-raping Ian Curtis' corpse").
  • My Bloody Valentine: Shoegazing bands, inevitably. Hell, differentiating between Shoegazing bands is basically a matter of "They're like My Bloody Valentine but (insert difference here)".
  • Any double album will either attract comparisons to classic double albums like The Wall, Physical Graffiti, The White Album or Sign o' the Times or will cause arguments that it's too long and would've been better with some songs thrown out/as a single album - double albums will inevitably be seen as either a "grand artistic statement" or "self-indulgent noodling". Double albums frequently tend to feature lots of genre experimentation and sprawling - in fact, "sprawl" in a pretty frequent term when it comes to describing double albums.
    • Speaking of Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon is reviewerspeak for "Concept Album with excellent production and progressive tendencies".
  • Good Progressive Rock will get compared to Pink Floyd, Yes or King Crimson. Rush may show up occasionally if the reviewer's nerdy enough. Bad Progressive Rock and long, drawn-out, endless wankery albums will inevitably get compared to Yes' famous disaster Tales from Topographic Oceans.
  • Any female musician with a penchant for weirdness will at some point get compared to Kate Bush or Tori Amos (especially if she's a singer-songwriter or piano player).
    • And as a corollary, any female pop/electro singer who wears outfits at all flamboyant will be compared to Bjork.
  • U2: Big echoey guitars, ambient-ish production, strident Anvilicious sociopolitical lyrics, Large Ham vocals.
  • During the late 90's / early 2000's, many European reviewers insisted on comparing new UK bands to Radiohead. Unfortunately, it was often true.
  • The Ramones = moronically simple, catchy Pop Punk.
  • Punk Rock band? Get ready for a shitton of comparisons to The Sex Pistols, The Clash and so on...
  • Metallica's Master of Puppets and ...And Justice for All are often used as a standard for comparing more thoughtful, mature, hard rock and heavy metal albums.
  • Any Grunge will be compared to either Nirvana, Pearl Jam or Soundgarden.
  • Any G-Funk will be compareed to Dr. Dre's The Chronic. Justified since he created the style.
  • Sample-heavy albums will earn comparisons to early nineties Alternative Rap, The Beastie Boys, DJ Shadow or Public Enemy, depending on how it sounds.
  • Indie pop bands will tend to get compared to Oasis, Blur, Belle and Sebastian, or Death Cab for Cutie.
Community Feedback Replies: 19
  • February 21, 2010
    • During the late 90's / early 2000's, many European reviewers insisted on comparing new UK bands to Radiohead. Unfortunately, it was often true.
  • February 21, 2010
    The Beach Boys' "Pet Sounds" for anything with really impressive harmonies. Even more so if there's a psychedelic element to it (e.g., found audio, heavy reverb, etc.)
  • February 21, 2010
    Unknown Troper
    Sen here (can't login at school): Thanks. And please somebody correct me if I misinterpreted the Pink Floyd part.
  • February 22, 2010
    Unknown Troper
    Metallica's "And Justice for All" is often used as a standard for comparing more thoughtful, mature, hard rock and heavy metal albums.
  • February 22, 2010
  • February 22, 2010
    Unknown Troper
    I thought that I'd put that in the description. Huh, guess I didn't...
  • February 22, 2010
    Any grunge will be compared to Nirvana.
  • February 23, 2010
    Any long, drawn-out pretentious album will be compared to something by Yes or King Crimson, most likely "Tales From Topographic Oceans"
  • February 23, 2010
    Hail stones are often compared to golf balls... or in the larger sizes, baseballs.

    A no lie piece of advice given to men when they buy bras for their female significant others is to compare the girlfriend's breasts to fruit. Apples, grapefruits, or canteloupes, usually.
  • February 23, 2010
    Unknown Troper
    Any female pop/electro singer who wears outfits at all flamboyant will be compared to Bjork.
  • February 24, 2010
    Unknown Troper
    Jack: Nah, music only, weather don't apply.

    Unknown: I thought that was a corollary of the Kate Bush comparison. Oh well.
  • February 25, 2010
    Unknown Troper
  • March 4, 2010
    YKTTW Bump again, after a month or so...
  • March 16, 2010
    Okay, last call. Can I publish this?
  • March 16, 2010
    Indie pop bands will tend to get compared to Oasis, Blur, Belle And Sebastian, or Death Cab For Cutie.
  • March 25, 2010
    Right, second try. Publishable?
  • March 25, 2010
    Non-music example: British car magazines in particular are fond of praising cars with good space utilization as "Tardis-like".
  • March 25, 2010
    I say publish.
  • March 25, 2010
    Go ahead an launch it. Looks good.