Reviewer Standard Comparisons YKTTW Discussion
|Reviewer Standard Comparisons|
- Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
- The Beatles: Depending on what period of their career the reviewer is talking about, it can either mean that the band in question makes catchy pop-rock Silly Love Songs with lots of vocal harmonies, is a full-blown Psychedelic Rock band or is an eclectic but pretty straight-forward rock band.
- A Hard Day's Night: Aforementioned catchy pop-rock Silly Love Songs with vocal harmonies.
- Revolver, Sgt. Pepper: Psychedelic Rock Concept Albums.
- The White Album: Probably the most standard reference you can get. It refers to a really eclectic album that experiments with lots of genres, has lots of throwaway, humorous stuff and an overall "disjointed" character. Will frequently draw huge arguments over which songs should have been left off or comments that "it would be a better album if it was just edited/a single album".
- Speaking of The Beatles, George Harrison's triple-album All Things Must Pass is pretty much shorthand for "first two discs are awesome, but the third part is complete shit and nobody ever listens to it".
- The Beach Boys' Pet Sounds: baroque pop album bordering on psychedelia, intricate orchestration, cool production, massive harmonies. Key difference from Sgt. Pepper is that Pet Sounds implies a more sedate pop sound as opposed to trippy rocking out.
- Beastie Boys, DJ Shadow or Public Enemy: Sampling done right.
- Big Star or Cheap Trick: They're a Power Pop band.
- Frank Zappa: Crazy Awesomeness, heavily experimental tunes with avant-garde leanings, complicated compositions, aversion of Common Time, quirky, Refuge in Audacity or Vulgarity humour.
- Guns N' Roses: A frequent shorthand for "this band used to be all awesome and threatening but they sold out and became mainstream", since that's what lots of critics thought happened to GN'R after Appetite for Destruction.
- Use Your Illusion I & II: A classic example of the "difficult second album" where the band totally runs wild in the studio, overproduces everything and comes out with a messy, disjointed, over-reaching work that could have used more editing (see White Album).
- Joy Division: Post-Punk revival band. Doesn't help that many Post-Punk revivalists have vocalists that sound like Ian Curtis (or, as Something Awful less charitably put it, "throat-raping Ian Curtis' corpse").
- My Bloody Valentine: Shoegazing bands, inevitably. Hell, differentiating between Shoegazing bands is basically a matter of "They're like My Bloody Valentine but (insert difference here)".
- Any double album will either attract comparisons to classic double albums like The Wall, Physical Graffiti, The White Album or Sign o' the Times or will cause arguments that it's too long and would've been better with some songs thrown out/as a single album - double albums will inevitably be seen as either a "grand artistic statement" or "self-indulgent noodling". Double albums frequently tend to feature lots of genre experimentation and sprawling - in fact, "sprawl" in a pretty frequent term when it comes to describing double albums.
- Good Progressive Rock will get compared to Pink Floyd, Yes or King Crimson. Rush may show up occasionally if the reviewer's nerdy enough. Bad Progressive Rock and long, drawn-out, endless wankery albums will inevitably get compared to Yes' famous disaster Tales from Topographic Oceans.
- Any female musician with a penchant for weirdness will at some point get compared to Kate Bush or Tori Amos (especially if she's a singer-songwriter or piano player).
- And as a corollary, any female pop/electro singer who wears outfits at all flamboyant will be compared to Bjork.
- U2: Big echoey guitars, ambient-ish production, strident Anvilicious sociopolitical lyrics, Large Ham vocals.
- During the late 90's / early 2000's, many European reviewers insisted on comparing new UK bands to Radiohead. Unfortunately, it was often true.
- The Ramones = moronically simple, catchy Pop Punk.
- Punk Rock band? Get ready for a shitton of comparisons to The Sex Pistols, The Clash and so on...
- Metallica's Master of Puppets and ...And Justice for All are often used as a standard for comparing more thoughtful, mature, hard rock and heavy metal albums.
- Any Grunge will be compared to either Nirvana, Pearl Jam or Soundgarden.
- Any G-Funk will be compareed to Dr. Dre's The Chronic. Justified since he created the style.
- Sample-heavy albums will earn comparisons to early nineties Alternative Rap, The Beastie Boys, DJ Shadow or Public Enemy, depending on how it sounds.
- Indie pop bands will tend to get compared to Oasis, blur, Belle and Sebastian, or Death Cab for Cutie.