Places like movie theaters, stadiums, and airports will ban outside food and drinks - then sell you said food or drinks with a huge markup.
"Yo stop at that deli, the theater's overpriced! You've got the backpack, gonna pack it up nice! Don't want security to get suspicious Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals Crazy Delicious!"There are many places in this world where you just can't take certain things, often to ensure safety for all involved. Weapons, spray paint, or street shoes can be banned from sports arenas for good reason. Food and water, however, are not banned for safety reasons, but rather for profit margins. The exact same can of soda that costs less than a dollar from the vending machine a block away from the stadium inexplicably costs 3 dollars from a vendor inside. This leads to people either complaining or smuggling contraband food into these secure areas. YMMV as to this happening in Real Life.
— The Lonely Island, "Lazy Sunday"
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- Scary Movie shows the stereotypical black girl bringing in a picnic-basket loaded with food such as barbecued chicken to eat during the movie, in addition to treating the theater otherwise at her own private hangout.
- Seinfeld has multiple examples:
- The owner of Monk's Cafe forbids anyone to bring in their own condiments, in response to Jerry bringing in his own maple syrup for the pancakes he ordered. Not for money reasons, since it saves the owner money by not having to provide any of his own; he was simply being an Angry Chef.
- In another episode, Kramer tries to sneak a cafe latte into the theater in his shirt, because he complains the drinks are overpriced. It doesn't end well.
- Northern Exposure shows Maggie managing a movie-theater, and making a fuss about someone bringing in their own popcorn. It turns out that they were only doing it because the theater's popcorn had made people sick the night before.
- The Benny Hill Show has a Blackout Sketch where Benny & another bloke brown bag it at a restaurant, only asking for drinks. The waitress says, "Hey, you can't eat your own food in here!" So the two guys switch lunches.
- Bioshock - The vending machine inside the Fleet Hall theater only sells snack items - at 40 times their cost outside.
- Rocko's Modern Life - Heffer is stopped by a metal-detector when trying to enter a movie theater, and is then frisked by a security guard. When he finds a candy bar on Heffer, Heffer laments, "I'm so ashamed!"
- The Simpsons has a Flashback scene with Otto at Woodstock 1999 where he's actively on fire and goes to a kiosk for some water to put it out. The clerk tries to sell him a small bottle for $8. He says, "Screw that!" and walks away, still on fire.
- The Boondocks shows Granddad makes a big fuss about it when they all sneak into the movie theater to see Soul Plane 2. Granddad has Huey, Riley, and Jazmine sneak in snacks from home, and he later throws a childish tantrum over having to pour butter over his popcorn.
- US Airports now ban carrying more than 3 ounces of liquid into the terminal area. It's a good thing that all the kiosks inside the terminal are there with their 3-dollar bottles of water!
- During the London Olympics, where inside the "Olympic Zone", British people were enraged to find the only permissable "food" was Mc Donalds and the only permissble drink was Coca-Cola. People entering the Olympic zone were searched and told to surrender non-approved foodstuffs, and those who refused or told the food police where to get off could be, and were, arrested. This even applied in the run-up to the games, where contractors were infuriated to find the canteen could not sell chips (French fries) because McDonald's had vetoed it. As chips are a staple British foodstuff, there were unseemly scenes, a lot of agression was expressed, and McDonald's representatives were repeatedly told to F*** Off. McDonald's, in this instsance, were forced to climb down. Satirical magazine Private Eye caught the mood with a cover showing heavily armed policemen blocking the way to the stadium, with a speech bubble saying '"Put down the can of Pepsi and nobody gets hurt"''. The British Facebook pages for McDonald's and Coca-Cola were heavily bombed with critical comment in the run-up and during the Olympics.
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