WindbagPolitician Windbag Politician YKTTW Discussion
Politicians make very long speeches.
A kid-friendlier version of the Sleazy Politician, where the main purpose of elected officials is to bore the audience half to death with rhetoric. Frequently involves malapropers, apologies for their lack of expertise in speaking, and (broken) promises of being short and to the point. Compare Character Filibuster. Comic Books
- Lucky Luke
- At the end of "Fingers", the mayor wishes to say a few words. Cut to several hours later, where he's still talking.
- Another has Luke help build a bridge across the Mississippi which isn't completed by the time the opening ceremony comes around. Luke tells the governor to stall for time, which he does by announcing that on this day praise must be given to the Lord, and starts reading from the Bible, page 1. The bridge is finished by the time he gets to Job.
- Astérix. The Helvetian assembly consists of one chieftain making a speech and every other one sleeping deeply. When they switch out, the new one even says "I will be brief..."
- Spirou and Fantasio. The mayor of Champignac is widely feared for his entirely improvised and metaphor-breaking digressions.
- Lincoln. On the day of the vote, the speaker tells the audience they will now briefly recap the proposed amendment. Everyone bursts out laughing on "briefly".
- The Witches of Eastwick. A newspaper editor is giving a long (multipage) speech which is interrupted when the title witches inadvertently cause a rainstorm.
- Russian Humor: "Is it possible to wrap an elephant in one single Pravda newspaper?" - "Yes, if there's the full text of one of Brezhnev's speeches in it."
- Dave Barry once mentioned the real reason Cuban troops were found all over the world in the seventies and eighties was because it was preferable to staying in Cuba, where they have to listen to extremely long speeches.
- One Monty Python's Flying Circus sketch has an interviewed man claim that "as a Conservative, he likes to drone on and on" until he keels over backwards.
- Senator Snort from George Lichty's Grin And Bear It comics has a reputation for filibusters. One gag had a colleague remark that Senator Snort still has the floor, even though there's a new President in office.
- Dungeons & Dragons adventure OA6 Ronin Challenge. During the opening ceremonies of the Kumite tournament the contestants march onto a field and take martial arts stances. A series of long-winded dignitaries then begin to give lengthy welcoming speeches. This is actually a Secret Test: the authorities are trying to weed out unqualified participants. Any of the contestants who moves even slightly during the speeches is immediately disqualified.
- Hamlet: Polonius, King Claudius' counselor, is prone to being long winded. Lampshaded when he says "Brevity is the soul of wit," at the end of one of his rambling speeches.
- Senator Beauregard Claghorn from The Fred Allen Show.
- Former Cuban leader Fidel Castro was infamous for doing this, his longest on record in Cuba clocking up seven hours and 10 minutes at the 1986 Communist Party Congress. Four hours and 29 minutes is listed in the Guinness Book of Records as the longest speech in front of the United Nations General Assembly.
- In Older Than Radio days, live speeches and debates were a form of public entertainment. In the Lincoln/Douglas debates each candidate spoke for 90 minutes. Also, the now stereotypically bombastic oration was necessary before the invention of loudspeakers.
- In an episode of King of the Hill, Hank filibusters the city zoning board meeting in opposition to the recently-mandated low-flow toilets, the point being to make the meeting run so long that the other board members will have to use the restrooms and thus find out for themselves how poorly they work. He ends up using Peggy's newspaper columns as his speech.
- Mayor Fred Jones Sr. on Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated appears to be one of these at first glance, before eventually being revealed to be the more traditional kind of Sleazy Politician.