You want to appear on a show. You really want to, then you wish on a star and it happens. Then you say "I HATE THIS!".
Trope Namer is the movie Turbo by DreamWorks, but he actually says "I wish I was fast". This is a reverse version.
Five hats means that five tropers think it is ready to publish.
You are saying that you think this draft is ready to be published. That means the description is not ambiguous,
it doesn't duplicate an existing trope, there are at least three examples, and the title makes sense.